Gas-Powered Pistols

[Lorra]

Dude is that sniper rifle in your collection, if so OMFG dude can i come round your house, and play action man XD

 

[Arnor]

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off."

 

[gunner440]

such vinnie jones

 

[Dillinja]

Snatch is the best English film ever made, and that's no exaggeration.

 

[Xplo]

Remember on a school trip, we were in the dormitory and a mate of mine shoots with my gun against the roof, the ball bounced a few times and ending up against a guys lip downstairs

Was like... bang tok tok tok aaa
The bleeding lip made it more funny.

 

[Daws]

some chav women are quite hot though

you cant kill them ://

Aye I saw a hott 14 year old pushing a pram on a bus in Dundee haha ;p

 

[Tilda]

To be fair seeing you with a gas Deagle - they would call in the fucking royal marine commando's innit

You'd get taken out by Repent!

 

[Tilda]

Remember on a school trip, we were in the dormitory and a mate of mine shoots with my gun against the roof, the ball bounced a few times and ending up against a guys lip downstairs

Was like... bang tok tok tok aaa
The bleeding lip made it more funny.

In our school locker room some of the guys who had bb guns had fights shooting at each other, thankfully nobody got shot in the eye.

Tilda

 

[tedStar]

Me and a few mates organise a few nights where we all get out our bb guns and go to a building site and make teams

They all had air powerd bb guns - didnt know mine was gas powerd tho.... i can just say that i wtfpwned


we pictured the cops seeing 12 guys running around a building site all wearing balaclavas


such fun tho tbh