Gardening is EVIL

[Furr]

Well since its such a nice day, i for some strange reason thought it a good idea to do a spot of gardening.......

2 Hours later, im hiding indoors with my arm covered in a nice rash, covered in cuts and aches abound.
How was i to know that that plant whatever it was it, is skins worst enemy. And not to mention the spiders and wasps and bees, and weeds and stinging nettles. Cant believe people do this for pleasur.

Never again.

 

[xane]

Considering the amount of burns, scratches and nasty sticky stuff I get from building and modding my PC, I'd consider gardening quite "safe".

I love gardening, it keeps my wife outside whilst I go surfing

 

[S-Gray]

So the Bee's and Wasp' are back then?

Ah fuck.. i'm gonna get invaded by the bastards for nother few months

 

[throdgrain]

I too loathe gardening, but as you say it does keep the wife busy

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by throdgrain
I too loathe gardening, but as you say it does keep the wife busy

until she finds something you have to do, like digging part of the garden up, or removing a tree........

 

[*Exor*]

I've just spent 2 days painting the garden fence in some wood protection stuff. Not fun.

 

[S-Gray]

Aye i done that once when me moved into our new house, one pain of a fecker, i fell over the fuckin tree stump and slipped off the bastard ladder.... ARGH lol

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by *Exor*
I've just spent 2 days painting the garden fence in some wood protection stuff. Not fun.

It's worse when it's 10mx10m+ decking :/

 

[~YuckFou~]

Trellis painting is a cunt of a job, fiddly little bastards they are.

Quite like gardening if the weather is nice, don't do any otherwise.

 

[*Kornholio*]

The joys of living in a 3rd floor flat - no garden

 

[Furr]

well i have finised todays 5 hour session, i reek of TCP, my back hurts, i got angrly with a tree and the tips of my fingers hurt so im going to stop typing

 

[mr.Blacky]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
The joys of living in a 3rd floor flat - no garden

ahh but no bbq or just sitting in your garden

 

[Furr]

With a beer

 

[mr.Blacky]

ahhhhh in heaven remembering the good times in the summer sitting in the backyard having a bbq slowly getting drunk

 

[old.samm]

We are getting our fence done properly soon, this will mean that in the summer I can go out and work on the garden with the dogs happily running around having fun. Once I start to make the garden mine that should hopefully put John (Tremor) off his version of gardening, which is to find a nice live tree, cut it down with his big saw, then leave the part of the tree that he has cut off standing next to the part of the tree that he left in the ground.

 

[Trem]

Gardening is indeed evil, i cut me lawn yesterday, which is always a pleasure when you flymo a dog turd and you get speckled with it.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Tremor
Gardening is indeed evil, i cut me lawn yesterday, which is always a pleasure when you flymo a dog turd and you get speckled with it.

not as bad as when you accidently strimmer a frog (true) uke:

 

[S-Gray]

 

[Trem]

Originally posted by camazotz


not as bad as when you accidently strimmer a frog (true) uke:

LMAO, i used to be a gardener and we got to use petrol flymos, which are mega powerful, you cannot imagine the pain when i went over a pebble with one and it flew up and hit me in the knee cap, i just lay in the middle of this old dears garden screaming, while my work mates looked on pissing themselves..........bastards.

 

[Grimes]

It is evil.
Thats why I had my garden (more mud slurry) topped off with that stuff that stops grass growing through and some nice chippings. Plus I had the patio extended, which is nice for the summer evenings BBQ/beer fests
No more work except for pulling the odd bit of grass that has sprouted out from a dropped seed or something.

 

[Furr]

lazy bugger ...

 

[pocketyoda]

the sun is out - get those weeds.

 

[bids]

I've just gone though my f***ing hedge-trimmer power cable

It's also blown the fuse in the extension cable - I f***ing hate gardening with a passion.

 

[S-Gray]

You actually went thru it without blowin your brains out?? lol lucky git

 

[bids]

Nah - one of those plaggy Black 'n Decker jobbies - fucking thing just packed up - then realised I'd just invented cordless hedge-trimmers.

My missus has just suggested using clippers

Fuck that - pub time methinks.

 

[S-Gray]

WOAH!

Just got attacked by the first Wasp in the house!

I kinda swung my body round coz i heard a Buzzin noise and this HUGE fucker come and almost took off my head

As soon as i sen it i flew outta the room and closed the door HUGE it was

 

[Furr]

it was at least [...........................................] this big , but the darned thing gota away!

 

[Daffeh]

but gardens are outside...

and outside = bad

 

[S-Gray]

I dunno where the fecker was, but it looked like the Queen fat as anythin :uhoh:

 

[mr.Blacky]

wasps dont have queen's do they??