Garden Shed Scenario

[GDW]

In order to keep all online distractions to a minimum my mates recommended I get a shed and lock the door from the inside (with the power supply secure of course) and wait as pizzas , blank CDRs and divorce proceedings are posted under the door.

So, other than my PC, desk, chair etc what other items would you bring into ‘your shed with you’

 

[Ono]

I would bring Zhang Ziyi, Winona Ryder, Natalie Portman and some baby oil.

 

[Moving Target]

1000's of bikini clad women.

 

[Xtro]

3 brunettes, a huge tub of lard, some clingfilm, masking tape and a garden hose.

*those long winter nights will just fly by*

 

[Will]

My smoking tools, and...I'd probably need some post-it notes at some point.

I like to keep things simple.

 

[Summo]

December 1985 issue of Electron User.

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Summo
December 1985 issue of Electron User.

LOL takes me back I was reading Crash and Zzap back then

 

[mank!]

I was reading the inside of my mother's womb then

I'd take all of my CDs, some books, Natalie Portman. Oh, and probably a CD player I suppose. A light might be handy too.

 

[Will]

I was still cursing my ZX81 then I think.

Whose idea were those soft keys anyway?

 

[GDW]

k its the electron mag for me along with the baby oil and meh old Dragon 32 .

Right Im off to Homebase to buy the shed-- anyone have a recommendation of the type of shed I should get?

 

[mank!]

A large one?

 

[Summo]

THIS ONE!

IT COMES WIV A FREE TRIAN!!!1!!

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by Ono
I would bring Zhang Ziyi, Winona Ryder, Natalie Portman and some baby oil.

Now there is a man with his priorities sorted out.

 

[caLLous]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
I was still cursing my ZX81 then I think.

Whose idea were those soft keys anyway?

Haha, that "cursing the ZX81" takes me back.

 

[Furr]

My God your all So OLD!!!!!!!!

I myself had just reached the tender age of 1 in 1985

 

[FatBusinessman]

Originally posted by old.FuROf knight
I myself had just reached the tender age of 1 in 1985

As had all the best people...

 

[pcg79]

I was still -1.

 

[Munkey-]

i'd install a fish tank.




hehehehe. that fish looks so large!!!!!!!!




or something

 

[Xtro]

here's one for hardcore Sinclair ZX81 owners - remember Ram Pack Wobble? lol makes me chuckle.

Loading a game for 6-7 mins, one slight touch, the ram pack would wobble and the fecking thing would crash...meaning no loaded game and starting again.

L337 though - no longer having a full 1K of RAM I had 16K! Ub3R!!!!1!!

 

[Wij]

I ONLY N33D M3H C()><()R !!11

 

[mank!]

What about your right [or left] hand?

 

[Kempo]

me too furof

 

[Sar]

The world baby, like the whole world man....

 

[kryt]

Meh PC, meh pr0n collection (and broadband to gain more) and a projector. Needs to be a large shed natch.

Oh, and some women if they want. But i doubt it. They'd get in the way of the picture.

 

[Mellow-]

A bed, A gorgeous women and an unlimited supply of new easy on condoms from durex.




Babies and STD's are bad mm'kay?

 

[bodhi]

My comfy sofa, a Laz-Y-Boy recliner, a 60" Sony plasma TV, Sky Digital, my PS2 and games, 9 ounces of your finest skunk, 24 tubes of pringles, 12 bottles of Orange Lucozade Sport, 200 Marlboro Lights and 5 packets of Blue Rizla Slims. Oh and a tray. Can't roll on the floor can I?


You could add Britney Spears, but I'd be too stoned t contemplate doing anything. And I dont think she gets high. Or eats Pringles.

 

[Will]

But typing a 16k program into it using that evil soft keyboard?

Whose idea was it? eh? eh?

 

[GDW]

Syntax error alert !

 

[Xtro]

Best bit was playing Footy manager on zx81 then pressing BREAK and getting into the BASIC program to fuck it up

 

[Will]

*struggles to remember basic*

5 CLS
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10

*fails*