Gaaaaah!!

[Ezteq]

ok what the heck is it with people they are never satisfied! here in the uk we've just had 3 weeks of arse blistering weather (usually this time of year its cold and wet) we have one day of rain and high winds and its on the news and the way they are reporting it you'd think we've never had crap weather (HA) when its summer and its hot everyone acts all surprised "Ooooh isnt it hot!" when its winter theyre like "OOoooh isnt it cold!" do these same folks go out at midnight and say "Oooh isnt it dark!"??? or remark at how wet it is when they go swimming, dont really know why im ranting its just some things really get on my knockers and this is one of them, people like that should be on the poster campaign for pro bio-ethisist's.
Ooh just thought anyone who gets as pissed as me at idiotic folks should look at www.darwinawards.com (i knew i'd come up with a reason for posting eventually!) and way on that note im off to hide from bio-ethisists brandishing hypo's full of windex,
Ooooh 22:37, isnt it late!!!

 

[Sissyfoo]

I dunno...I could be wrong but...I think you have a drinking problem.

 

[old.Tohtori]

folks should look at www.darwinawards.com (i knew i'd come up with a reason for posting eventually!)

Let me destroy that little bubble of hope...

Ahem...



OLD!!

 

[Sigurd]

One day soon someone's going to say "my, isn't it hot today" minutes before their skull is shattered by a football sized hailstone. Global warming > J00

 

[Morchaoron]

ok what the heck is it with people they are never satisfied! here in the uk we've just had 3 weeks of arse blistering weather (usually this time of year its cold and wet) we have one day of rain and high winds and its on the news and the way they are reporting it you'd think we've never had crap weather (HA) when its summer and its hot everyone acts all surprised "Ooooh isnt it hot!" when its winter theyre like "OOoooh isnt it cold!" do these same folks go out at midnight and say "Oooh isnt it dark!"??? or remark at how wet it is when they go swimming, dont really know why im ranting its just some things really get on my knockers and this is one of them, people like that should be on the poster campaign for pro bio-ethisist's.
Ooh just thought anyone who gets as pissed as me at idiotic folks should look at www.darwinawards.com (i knew i'd come up with a reason for posting eventually!) and way on that note im off to hide from bio-ethisists brandishing hypo's full of windex,
Ooooh 22:37, isnt it late!!!

Ooooh isnt that alot of text!!!

 

[Job]

Did you see that program on the worst drivers ever.

They interviewed people as they drove and this one sales rep, who was quite possibly the worlds greatest twat, drove like a maniac down the motorway, the whole time swearing at everyone else, racing people trying to overtake him.
He finally let one guy past because he had the GL model of the Cavalier and the rep was driving the base model.

'cos that's the rule of the road' he said.
As the guy went past he nodded to him, in some sort of subserviant gesture and turned to the camera and said
'one day I'll get the GL model'

Nothing to do with the thread it just reminded me of twats.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Been tothe Darwin Awards before (got bought the first book a few years back. The main thing you must remember about people is that they are stupid, plain and simple. It's my favourite saying as it's true.

Humans are born with six sences, and it's the six one (common sence) thats sorely lacking. The classic being the typical anti-drugs theme "Boy on acid thought he could fly, jumped off a building, what a tradgedy." What a dick! You see a bird, does it take an elevator to the top floor to take off? Nope, from the ground. Were one less idiot in the world, whoohoo. More to the point, why wasn't the same little tool with friends doing acid safely? Who knows. Kurt Cobains death, he decorates his flat once, and several hundred people kill themselves because they can't be with out him. Booohoo, what a fucking tradgedy, a hundred less carpark attendants, where will we find people to fill the viod they left. Ill tell you were, Canada. Yay, population restored.

If they guy was tha miserable with his own life, they should have just let him go, smoked some pot, and gotten on with there lives. Instead, there probobly annoying the fuck out of him in Hell telling his he's so super wonderful and fantastic while he bends over to receive his punishments.

Why did he do it in the first place? To get away fro the adoration of the world because he had grown weary of it (that and he woke up sober and clean to find out he married Cortney Cox, must have been a shock).

As for the rest of the world, well, we licence people to use cars, we test people for there competence for a job, we should d the same for people who want to breed. No licence, no kids. And if you do without one, snip snip plonk, meat and two veg for dinner? Not only that but there are tons of other reasons for doing so (health relateds issues, and so on).) and it's a bloody funny book, well worth a read.

 

[tedStar]

Probably one of the best rants i've read in along time!

 

[Archeon]

Apparently its going to be pissing it down for the next few days... no wait, they said that Tuesday... In any case i'm glad i'm not a postman, getting up at stupidly early times must be bad enough w/o having to put up with crappy weather

All hail the postmen! Give them a raise!!

 

[tedStar]

you agree with increased taxes then?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Well, we could stop giving out governemetn aid to countries, that would allow the posties a well deserved raise. I live next door to three of them, and there ok(ish) we always get the post early, plus we get 2 deliveries a day (one on there route, and one when they come home with tommorows post).

Besides, if these so called poor countries can create such top class cricket teams, then there not that bad off.

And as for the weather, it's actually more annoying watching tarts and nobs walking down the street wearing little or nothing during winter months saying "It's freezing" whilst wearing embroidered floss, and skirts so short they class as belts. I find that immensly funny, especially when there asked "why didn't you wear a coat?" The answer is always "It's unfationable."

Unfationable. Well so is hypothermia, but at least they can get fucked that way (and not in a good way).

 

[old.Whoodoo]

plus we get 2 deliveries a day (one on there route, and one when they come home with tommorows post).

Getting tomorrows post today....you get the lottery numbers in advance too? LOL

Yes, us brits are never happy with the weather, and the rest of the world knows it and takes the piss out of us for it, along with us making tea and being skint but always being in the pub, you can thank Eastenders for those.

Theres lots of sites with tales of twats about, from insurance claims to police reports, and yes most humans are dumb and gullable. But I think America leads on this, just look at Bill Cliton.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Getting tomorrows post today....you get the lottery numbers in advance too? LOL

Funny you should say thet, weve had trouble getting the lottery numbers today. The website down and teletext isn't working round here (lightning earlier) will have to get em from the paper.

As for Bill Clinton's famous "I did not, have, sexual relations with that woman.", beleive him. A blowjob hardly consists of sexual relations (unless she swallowed, and not spit), after all, it was probobly just a recreation of "Free Willy"!

 

[Covenant]

..."Boy on acid thought he could fly, jumped off a building, what a tradgedy." What a dick! You see a bird, does it take an elevator to the top floor to take off? Nope, from the ground. Were one less idiot in the world, whoohoo....

William Melvin Hicks
1961-1994
R.I.P.

"[font=Arial, Helvetica, Sans-serif]As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people."[/font]

 

[Karam_Gruul]

i just had an uncomfortably crunchy lump in my cheese and pickle sandwich

 

[yaruar]

i just had an uncomfortably crunchy lump in my cheese and pickle sandwich

mmmm fingernail.

 

[ilaya]

i remember when this was all fields..

anyone fancy a pint?

 

[Archeon]

you agree with increased taxes then?

No, but I do agree with firing a whole mess of the recently employed public servers who serve little other purpose than to wipe TB's ass with red tape.

 

[Ezteq]

mmmm fingernail.

lol used to work in a diner and this bird with talons was grating cheese when she'd done she had no nails left, take note folks never eat grated cheese sangers off a bird with no nails!

 

[Job]

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