Fyi

[lecter]

I have really loud, pungent farts this morning.

 

[Chilly]

good thing you are on the internet and not near me then!

 

[Belgerath]

Weare launching weapons of mass destruction in my section in work this morning.

Had a double helping on bean and cheese on toast this morning to help fight the good fight

 

[Trem]

The last month or so I am doing farts in my sleep that wake me up, the beginning of the fart stirs me then the following fog horn wakes me right up. They are farts to be proud of if I was out with my mates but its starting to piss me off now

 

[Ch3tan]

The last month or so I am doing farts in my sleep that wake me up, the beginning of the fart stirs me then the following fog horn wakes me right up. They are farts to be proud of if I was out with my mates but its starting to piss me off now

stop drinking red wine in the evenings

 

[dysfunction]

I had red wine just before bed last night and my stomach ballooned while I was sleeping. I had to get up and go to the loo to release it!

 

[Bodhi]

I had red wine just before bed last night and my stomach ballooned while I was sleeping. I had to get up and go to the loo to release it!

Why? Farting under the covers is ace. You can just sit there like, toot yer bugle, put your head under the covers and sniff. They can smell strangely satisfying after a few cans of McEwan's Export.


Or am I the only one who likes the smell of my own farts?

 

[Edmond]

I think everyone likes the smell of thier own farts tbh, mine are great after beans the night b4

 

[old.user4556]

It's not so much a 'like' the smell; but pride, ego and being proud of being capable of such a noise and smell.

 

[TdC]

Why? Farting under the covers is ace. You can just sit there like, toot yer bugle, put your head under the covers and sniff. They can smell strangely satisfying after a few cans of McEwan's Export.


Or am I the only one who likes the smell of my own farts?

I think I can safely say you are the only one who enjoys the smell of your farts Bods

 

[Trem]

My really bad smelling farts make me angry, I actually swear at them.

 

[Bodhi]

I think I can safely say you are the only one who enjoys the smell of your farts Bods

But...but.......


Last time I smelt your farts they were lovely....

 

[Trem]

But...but.......


Last time I smelt your farts they were lovely....

They smelt of spunk.

 

[dysfunction]

Why? Farting under the covers is ace. You can just sit there like, toot yer bugle, put your head under the covers and sniff. They can smell strangely satisfying after a few cans of McEwan's Export.


Or am I the only one who likes the smell of my own farts?

The problem was it felt like i might create a "little brown fish" and that would not be pleasant in bed....

 

[Yoni]

EURGH @ this entire thread