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Guest

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Very good!

I maintain small networks all over Europe, and most of my customers have, or are about to, move from Novell to NT. The excuses they trot out vary, but I personally think that their IT guys need to justify their existance somehow.

Every single one of the Novell servers have 100% uptime.
 
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Guest

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Um, if you say so!

Most customers demand a minimum uptime, or maximum downtime for products supplied by us (or anyone else). I'm not talking about word processors or stuff like that, but custom software/hardware for vertical markets. Anyone who's ever worked in this market or is, perhaps, the administrator of a large LAN/WAN knows what I mean.

As a favour to customers who don't have the skills to implement a Novell network, we have installed these ourselves.

The Novell servers have never crashed, gone down, or had any problems whatsoever. They've been available for use 100% of the time since they were installed. That in my book, and any other supplier of custom widgets, is 100% uptime.
 
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Embattle

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Doesn't uptime also refer to anything that means a server is offline...updates etc etc.

I seriously doubt a server never has to be taken offline for one reason or another.

[Edited by Embattle on 12-05-01 at 13:30]
 
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Guest

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Not really.

Uptime is calculated by comparing the amount of time the customer requires a service to the time it's actually available. You don't say your car isn't 100% reliable just because you have to put it in for a service every 10,000 miles.

I bet it wouldn't have taken those guys 4 years to realise an NT server was missing!

Bugger, you edited after I replied :D

Having said that, there's no reason to update a server, or any other software, if it's working perfectly. Our oldest server has been 'up' for almost 5 years.


[Edited by SoWat on 12-05-01 at 13:44]
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by SoWat
You don't say your car isn't 100% reliable just because you have to put it in for a service every 10,000 miles.

No but its off the road and thus a server is not up :)

Impressive.
 
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Testin da Cable

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haha I know that story :D

I personally admin some 400 Novell servers and on occasion I too have 'found' servers sitting in some quiet corner with no network, but still up, that suposedly had been retired yonks ago :D. My personal record breaker had well over 800 days uptime on the clock wheee.

We average out at about 150 days continious uptime on the Novell side. The 'average' server has 5 minutes of downtime in a year, which produces an uptime percentage of 99.999048706 :D. In fact, we regard failure as not producing an uptime in excess of 99.8%

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[edit] that's a yearly uptime for you nit-pickers :D[/edit]
 
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Wij

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Most of ours are NT4 where I work so not quite so good :)
 
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Testin da Cable

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and you're lame
so we're all fscked aren't we =P
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