Funny daoc comments

[Demon2k3]

I searched for an thread like this but couldn't find one so i made one instead.


The idea is to write the funnydaoc comments you've heard while playing or seen.
One funny comment i got is.

"There's an warlock in that tower, i can see his balls"

well this comment came from one of my groupmates when i wasbging in leirvik and we were oustide the mid tower. ofc i asked him the question, do you know how that sounded(sp?).

well it may not be that fun, but it got some irony over it to me.

happy posting your funny comments

 

[Mikah75]

from Dimse (Rhuvetha) quite a while back when she used to lead defence raids
"I NEED WOOD!!!!" i have it on screenshot too actually

or theres kjamizar/mmmrr's theory on inconnus:
"saves time being a fish, no foreplay needed, already slippy"

 

[Lamp]

Funniest bits in DAOC were
(1) mt's
(2) graphic glitches
(3) group wipeouts

Me (S/S Arms) and two guildies (S/S Pally & Pole Arms) were in Pennines. We spy a house in the distance and decide to check it out. Brave Sir Pally enters first. All clear. We follow. Sir Poncealot Pally decides to walk up a beam. He drops down off it and gets impaled in the plank. Graphics bug. We were ROFL our asses off so much we didn't notice the 4mids enter the house. They spy our m8 impaled and start emoting LOLs. Very very funny. Then they killed us, bowed, and ran off. Brilliant.

 

[Maff]

best we had was only about a month ago.
was chatting on vent a few of us in RvR think there was 5 of us,any way our faithfull infy went to a keep and looked in.
the report back was there 3 hibz in there i'll try get one then when they come out aftre me you lot mezz and gank them.

so there we was hidding down the hill a bit.
the infy tags one then over the wall and legging it to you.
again he say 3 inc! so we run up our sorc comited to mezz them and we pick them off.

here the prob our infy cant count as 3 was really 2-3 GF that came out aftre him and ganked us lol.
think we got 1 befor we was laying down.
was funny we going to get him a Calculator for his Bday

 

[Karl]

A mate, Sajaki, always used to yell "I need more balls" not sure if it had anything to do with daoc though as he wasnt playing a lock...

<heres hoping he reads this part of the forum>

 

[Amanita]

One of my favourite moments was back in the day I was levelling my minstrel in AC sewers group, a fellow joined the group with:

"Don't know how long I have m8s, my wife has just gone into labor :\"

 

[Amildin]

haha thats quality Aman

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Don't know how long I have m8s, my wife has just gone into labor :\"

I'd say he has long enough to get her in that state at all

 

[Lamp]

ROFLMAO

Wife's gone into labour and he's still levelling his toon

Why can't his wife wait to give birth till AFTER he dings ? Selfish or what

 

[Kathal]

I have a few SSs at home I can post with some funny MTs/comments.
One of them is: "a lot of albs inc in Email". This one is from OF and what he meant was ofc that there was a lot of albs inc in Emain. I can’t remember the following comments atm, but it was something like ppl spamming /gu with "ALERT ALERT!!! VIRUSCAN!!!", "OMG, delete it asap." etc.