Funniest illness?

[Sorin]

DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE SQUEEMISH!!

I REPEAT! YOU MAY FIND THIS DISTURBING

This is a baby born with Harlequin type ichotis with a history of psoriasis in the family. If that means anything to you Its basicly a very rare illness, this is hte only documented case of someone wiht harlequin syndrome and psoriasis.

Spoiler

http://www.ispub.com/ostia/index.php?xmlFilePath=journals/ijpn/vol2n1/harlequin.xml

Looks like an alien

 

[Infanity]

I can't find the name of the disease. But anyway It gives spontaneous Orgasms to women. Ah well, would be funny tbh

Its not a disease, Its called sex

 

[Vladamir]

Its not a disease, Its called sex

Not if it's you needledick

 

[Infanity]

Not if it's you needledick

Best 10 seconds of your life.

 

[Overdriven]

Best 10 seconds of your life.

So, 4x better than yours? xD

 

[Imgormiel]

So, 4x better than yours? xD

Wonders never cease, how is it that such wit derives from someone so permanently drunk? xD

 

[Mey]

Epilepsy has to be by far the funniest illness ever, apart from the fact when i had my first fit my mate (who was the one with me) almost had a breakdown he later said he thought i was dancing at first

 

[kivik]

seek fucking help guys

 

[Overdriven]

Wonders never cease, how is it that such wit derives from someone so permanently drunk? xD

I'm not allways drunk! =<

 

[Congax]

seek fucking help guys

FH is the medication. (and the curse, sadly enough )

Edit: And more ontopic:


Rectal gonorrhea

Rectal gonorrhea (gonococcal proctitis) may affect both men and women and is often asymptomatic. It may present with anal discharge, pain on defecating and rectal bleeding. Proctoscopy may show an inflamed mucous membrane with little mucus. Rectal infection also may cause no symptoms. It is transmitted by penetrative anal sex and is diagnosed on rectal swab. It cannot be treated with penicillin because rectal commensal bacteria in the rectum produce β-lactamase that protects the gonococcus from penicillin.

 

[Overdriven]

FH is the medication. (and the curse, sadly enough )

Edit: And more ontopic:


Rectal gonorrhea

Rectal gonorrhea (gonococcal proctitis) may affect both men and women and is often asymptomatic. It may present with anal discharge, pain on defecating and rectal bleeding. Proctoscopy may show an inflamed mucous membrane with little mucus. Rectal infection also may cause no symptoms. It is transmitted by penetrative anal sex and is diagnosed on rectal swab. It cannot be treated with penicillin because rectal commensal bacteria in the rectum produce β-lactamase that protects the gonococcus from penicillin.

Didn't you mention something to me? About you having that? Or something... xD

 

[Congax]

Didn't you mention something to me? About you having that? Or something... xD

..I got it from you first tho.

 

[Overdriven]

..I got it from you first tho.

Dammit... =(

 

[Dukat]

seek fucking help guys

Agreed! I laugh at most things you sick tossers post but this is far and away the worst taste post I have ever read.

Epilepsy? Rectal gonorrhea? Alexander Disease? The Black Death? You really laugh at this stuff??

I thought I was messed up, I almost died on my way back from town today whilst driving my bike, and yet I spent the remainder of the journey home laughing my arse off about it, as I say, I thought I was messed up, but you lot make me feel normal! :touch:

Diseases should not funny, (the exception being tourettes maybe lol). The main reason for this is because the majority of them ruin, or atleast have a severely negative affect on the lives of the people who suffer from them. I'm trying not to sound like a "nazi" here, and I admit that I do laugh at jokes about diseases, but I really think making a thread specifically to discuss the comical side of an illness is going too far.

 

[Congax]

Stuff

Duke Dukat, the moral knight!

No seriously, I doubt any of us really laughs at these diseases, it's merely a thread to point out some odd disease and say: "hey, did you know about this one?"

Atleast, it's like that for me anyway. Honestly, I won't mock you and your rectal gonorrhea.

 

[Dukat]

Duke Dukat, the moral knight!

No seriously, I doubt any of us really laughs at these diseases, it's merely a thread to point out some odd disease and say: "hey, did you know about this one?"

Atleast, it's like that for me anyway. Honestly, I won't mock you and your rectal gonorrhea.

lol Ok, glad to hear I missed the point! Feeling normal was beginning to get unbareable!

and thanks for not mocking the RG! *discharges*

 

[Straef]

EDIT: Didn't see your reason :/ And isn't Lupus some guy from Harry Potter?

Ohoo, you got yourself a real-life centaur there!

 

[Straef]

Herpes.

Because you have to be a retard to catch it

Beats having Vladilitis, having your dick shrink to a single inch (erect!)

like whistling and barking. couldnt we just teach them to say words like "cute" and "puppies" instead of swearing? i'm not sure how it works really, i know that sometimes it's like a froidian slip and the words they really want to say but know they shouldnt come out.

Or teach some fit tourettes chick things like 'I see you baby'..

And anyway, not really a disease, but taking a sambal (or any type of pepper, I suppose) overdose is nasty as fuck too :| My old man baked me an egg once, while we were both shitfaced (now you know where I've got it from) and I figured I'd add some sambal. But, rather than using a spoon and just taking like a spoon worth of the stuff, I figured I'd slap the back of the bottle to see what'd come out, having half the bottle ending in my dinner. So, using the drunk logic that usually gets me into trouble, I figured 'fuck it' and dug in, getting me some severe fucking stomach trouble and one hell of a long, painful go at the toilet :<