Funniest 2RPs I've earned in a while

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Cyradix

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Aarrgghhh, they are killing us with crossbows now! NERF!!!!11 ;)
 
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Blood

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seismo

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Well it was not so funny tbh :(

First of all id like to say to the one who killed me today in df that it was oh so lame to kill me (level 23)
Im guessing ur level 50 but i hope u had fun to kill grey players (not realy a challenge as i can c it)
Well try me out when im 50 than we c if u can kill me 1 on 1 :D
And tbh u hit verry poor for some1 who is 27 levels higher than me
And the armour i wear is just plain bad qual armour without anny spellcraft.
And almost forgot i didnt have the chance to defend myself coz i was fighting a mob so i almost had an xp death to :/


Seismo 24 Warrior
Seismo (deleted 50 LGM AC berserker Prydwen)
Baltasar (deleted 50 shaman prydwen)
Dynamite (deleted 46 skald camlan)
 
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shanks

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Re: Well it was not so funny tbh :(

Originally posted by seismo
First of all id like to say to the one who killed me today in df that it was oh so lame to kill me (level 23)
Im guessing ur level 50 but i hope u had fun to kill grey players (not realy a challenge as i can c it)
Well try me out when im 50 than we c if u can kill me 1 on 1 :D
And tbh u hit verry poor for some1 who is 27 levels higher than me
And the armour i wear is just plain bad qual armour without anny spellcraft.
And almost forgot i didnt have the chance to defend myself coz i was fighting a mob so i almost had an xp death to :/
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DXIFAMWYD!
 
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venerable

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Re: Well it was not so funny tbh :(

Originally posted by seismo
First of all id like to say to the one who killed me today in df that it was oh so lame to kill me (level 23)
Im guessing ur level 50 but i hope u had fun to kill grey players (not realy a challenge as i can c it)
Well try me out when im 50 than we c if u can kill me 1 on 1 :D
And tbh u hit verry poor for some1 who is 27 levels higher than me
And the armour i wear is just plain bad qual armour without anny spellcraft.
And almost forgot i didnt have the chance to defend myself coz i was fighting a mob so i almost had an xp death to :/


Seismo 24 Warrior
Seismo (deleted 50 LGM AC berserker Prydwen)
Baltasar (deleted 50 shaman prydwen)
Dynamite (deleted 46 skald camlan)
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I was following you and you aggroed that fien - I did you a favour shooting you before you had a real XP death :)

Lame? Nah. Funny? You bet!

The crap damage was a crossbow fyi which is why it was fun. Next time I'll PA you if you like, 50 or not.
 
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seismo

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U sure

Yeah PA a warrior when he is 50 ....smart move :)
 
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venerable

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Re: U sure

Originally posted by seismo
Yeah PA a warrior when he is 50 ....smart move :)
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I've killed 50 warriors. Some have killed me.

I'm not shy :)

See the funny side...I'm looking forward to seeing some screenies of SBs killing with throwing knives and shades with nuking :)
 
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The Real Redi

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one shotted a hunter at Svasud a couple of weeks back - grey eyed lass, had just recovered from a fight with a mob, and took a neat arrow in the back (didn't get a screenie of it sadly, but i kissed the beautiful Heavy Shortbow, Dargo knocked up for me several times, after it hit home for 250+ damage, and the crit was over 100 :great: )

I know it was cruel, i know it was harsh, but you were there... <shrugs> soz, but hey, you'll get over it - you didnt get a rez and you left no grave, so chill ;) wasn't an XP death...
 
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oldtimer

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>I was following you and you aggroed that fien - I did you a favour shooting you before you had a real XP death

>Lame? Nah. Funny? You bet!

Quite lame hitting grey cons, cant be much challenge in that or are you unskilled at the trade yet? Killing greys is kindergarten level, no matter how you try to justify it to yourself. 2rps says it all. Truly makes you wonder why the assassins run around DF like that, sounds like quality time in a computer game.
 
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oldtimer

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Seismo, infis are the assassin class that can kill any class on a one on one fight with a high level of success. The only mid class they need to be careful with are the BDs, that is why they whine about them being overpowered. <laugh>
 
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venerable

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Originally posted by oldtimer
>I was following you and you aggroed that fien - I did you a favour shooting you before you had a real XP death

>Lame? Nah. Funny? You bet!

Quite lame hitting grey cons, cant be much challenge in that or are you unskilled at the trade yet? Killing greys is kindergarten level, no matter how you try to justify it to yourself. 2rps says it all. Truly makes you wonder why the assassins run around DF like that, sounds like quality time in a computer game.
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There's plenty of yellows I kill too...I don't spend my time in DF near the mid merchants <sigh>

I agree there's not much challenge in it, but I did it for the fun of using the xbow rather than PA.
 
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venerable

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Originally posted by oldtimer
Seismo, infis are the assassin class that can kill any class on a one on one fight with a high level of success. The only mid class they need to be careful with are the BDs, that is why they whine about them being overpowered. <laugh>
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Brite, Wolvenic, Crissy, etc...the list of yellow BDs I kill goes up.

Of course I don't always win, but it's never totally one-sided

Infils can kill BDs if they take the time to PA and use disease properly. They must PA the BD ofc, and having vanish ready makes a huge difference.

BDs tough yes, impossible no.
 
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Apprentice

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Originally posted by oldtimer
Quite lame hitting grey cons, cant be much challenge in that or are you unskilled at the trade yet? Killing greys is kindergarten level, no matter how you try to justify it to yourself. 2rps says it all. Truly makes you wonder why the assassins run around DF like that, sounds like quality time in a computer game. [/B]
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If u dont wanna get killed, xp somewhere were u cant meet nme realm........
 
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cougar-

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Originally posted by oldtimer
Seismo, infis are the assassin class that can kill any class on a one on one fight with a high level of success. The only mid class they need to be careful with are the BDs, that is why they whine about them being overpowered. <laugh>
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all assasins can kill all classes, just a matter of buffs,timing, realmrank and other factors.
 
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old.Cher

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Re: Re: U sure

Originally posted by venerable
See the funny side...I'm looking forward to seeing some screenies of SBs killing with throwing knives and shades with nuking :)
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hmm, a shade killing with a nuke, very very very unlikely, shade castable spell see's light of day in keep takes where 3 shades will have to each use a full power bar to kill off a mage thats stood in peculiar and very very hard to reach places. dread to think of my resists and damage vs a grey con, think i'd get laughed out of this thread for it.(shudders)
 
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-Lillo-

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happens quite often on necros when their pet has just died I can imagine :)

(well, atleast in BG it did on my NS )
 
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old.Cher

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nope the dd insta is used alot on necro's,if the necro is out of range of insta then u can bet your life that by the time u have cast the dd spell that he will be out of range of that as well.
 
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