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Craparoni

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found these quotes today, and i must admit Gordan Strachan is a funny man:

“It’s incredible, at 17 you’re more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson.” ... about Wayne Rooney first apperance for England

"I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado."

Interviewer: “Gordon, can I have a quick word?”
Strachan: “Velocity.” (then he leaves...)

Reporter: "Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?"
Strachan: "I don't care, I'm Scottish"

Reporter: "Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?"
Strachan: "No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the
job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless.""

Reporter: "This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?"
Strachan: "You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there."

Reporter: "You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?"
Strachan: "I don't take stupid comments lightly either."

Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...."
 

Lamp

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Craparoni said:
Reporter: "So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?"
Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there...."

LMAO
 

elisera

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Craparoni said:
Interviewer: “Gordon, can I have a quick word?”
Strachan: “Velocity.” (then he leaves...)"

LOL must rememebr that one
 

Bahumat

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haha gordons the man!

i wanna have his ginger babies
 

Lamp

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You'll have to divorce the hoff, first m8
 

Pirkel

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Rofl

Reminds me a bit of Van Gaal in his better days.

"Am I so smart or are all of you so dumb?" (To a full international press room)
 

Krait

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The guy is a football legend. :)

Reporter: Where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.


Reporter: "What is your impression of Jermaine Pennant?"

Strachan: "I don't do impressions"


Reporter: So Gordon, any changes then ?

Strachan: Naw, still 5ft 6, ginger and a big nose!
 

Ezteq

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Bahumat said:
haha gordons the man!

i wanna have his ginger babies



righty ho, spread em biatch....




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great quotes there man.
 

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