Fungus

[Jarahl]

God damn fungus.

Apparently my missus developed fungus and bloody infected me too!!

Itching and red spots on my little Jacob

Just got some stuff to put on it so it should be gone in 24-48 hours, but no sex0ring for 36 hours, and thats the bloody weekend!!!!!

Anyone else tried this? How long does it usually take before it goes away??

Come on, don't be shy!

 

[Lamp]

I can honestly say that I've never had fungus on my jacob

Have you been using your missus to brew beer or something ?

 

[Jarahl]

I can honestly say that I've never had fungus on my jacob

Have you been using your missus to brew beer or something ?

Nah man, it is because male semen is PH~8 value, and that apparently awakes spores of fungus in the female gentile area.

To put it short, if I'd shag her less she wouldn't get fungus but I want my sex0r dammit!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Myyyyyy knoooooob iiiiiis....


The the very model of a modern Major-General,
Has information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
It knows the kings of England, and it quotes the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
It's very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
It understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem it's teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuuuuuse....

In other words...

Never been anything wrong with ye old yellar-maker

 

[CorNokZ]

Condoms.. Shitty sex, but it keeps you safe

 

[Jarahl]

Condoms.. Shitty sex, but it keeps you safe

When I wrap my tool, the air goes out of the balloon sort to speak. So can't mate

 

[Lamp]

Shitty sex

Have you been seeing Laddey's brother in prison again ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

When I wrap my tool, the air goes out of the balloon sort to speak. So can't mate

Yeah got me one of those latex allergies too mate, dang it's a pain to live with, but i get by :lol:

 

[Bugz]

Interesting...

 

[Jarahl]

Yeah got me one of those latex allergies too mate, dang it's a pain to live with, but i get by :lol:

Both obsessed with Boobs, Mini-Skirts and both have the same allergies...

Hmmmmmmmmm are you my exact finnish counterpart?!?!?! :worthy:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Both obsessed with Boobs, Mini-Skirts and both have the same allergies...

Hmmmmmmmmm are you my exact finnish counterpart?!?!?! :worthy:

I'm like...like...the Doctor? I bring out the best qualities in everyone and everyone has a small part of me in them.

And sometimes my penis too.

No wait...was that the Devil...well...something with a D.

 

[CorNokZ]

Have you been seeing Laddey's brother in prison again ?

Nope, I nailed bugz in his sleep!

I know what you're saying Jacob.. Sex while using a condom just doesn't do it for me either! It goes weak or I can't cum, which is either way is pretty bad!

 

[russell]

Yeah got me one of those latex allergies too mate, dang it's a pain to live with, but i get by :lol:

Are you telling me that some men really are allergic to latex - all these years and I always thought that was just a swizz!

 

[Bugz]

Nope, I nailed bugz in his sleep!

I thought something was pricking me in my sleep.

I figured it was just a gnat though.

 

[Lamp]

Its nonsense ! Attention seeking rubbish !

 

[Jarahl]

And you fuckers, none has said anything about how long it takes before it's gone!

 

[megadave]

haha she's blatently caught it off some other guy

 

[old.Tohtori]

Are you telling me that some men really are allergic to latex - all these years and I always thought that was just a swizz!

Oooh yes, very..umm...clinical and acute problem. It's like, err...the penis has lack of oxygen and...the...well it's real ok?!

 

[Marc]

aahaha J Man, get to the dick doctor

 

[Jarahl]

lol Marcus fuck off, it is just fungus, you just buy something called Canesten and you'r fine, I just wanna know how fucking long it takes grrr

and @ Mega, Fungus only infects males about 10% of the time, it is usually always the females that get the problem so the risk of getting it from another bloke is slim to none

 

[Bahumat]

lol Marcus fuck off, it is just fungus, you just buy something called Canesten and you'r fine, I just wanna know how fucking long it takes grrr

and @ Mega, Fungus only infects males about 10% of the time, it is usually always the females that get the problem so the risk of getting it from another bloke is slim to none

It's weird cause i was recently on holiday and got the same thing off this blonde bird. She said her loser boyfriend would never find out about our fling.

 

[Shagrat]

If you lot are all shagging round without condoms because "I dont like the feel of it" then your friggin stupid in this day and age.

One mistake with the wrong drunken slapper and it'll be you thats fucked, and not her.


no condom.....no sex.

 

[Laddey]

Have you been seeing Laddey's brother in prison again ?

I'll get him to blow you away with his potatoe gun

 

[old.Tohtori]

If you lot are all shagging round without condoms because "I dont like the feel of it" then your friggin stupid in this day and age.

One mistake with the wrong drunken slapper and it'll be you thats fucked, and not her.


no condom.....no sex.

You know, talking about condom allergy is much like taking it seriously, a joke




Damn that sounded good, gota write it down....no wait...my brain hurts now...

 

[leviathane]

ahahahahahahaha poor widdle jacob xD

 

[swords]

It's thrush (Candida albicans), perfectly normal inhabitant of the female vagina but certain things can cause it to overgrow (stress, sex, bubble bath). Sadly mini-Jacob isn't immune to the thrushzerg either
Just take the anti-fungal as directed and it'll be gone when it's gone.

As for the no condom, no sex thing it depends entirely on whether you are in a comitted relationship with a well fit bird or not That and whether she's on't pill or owt, babies = no more sex ever!

As for the latex 'allergies', somehow I think they realy mean 'can't keep an erection with a condom on'. Latex allergies = potentially lethal so it's a wee bit more serious than asphyxiated cock syndrome.

I reckon it's all psychological anyway, happened to me at first but you just get used to it (buy featherlight ones, they help).

 

[Himse]

Epic thread.

 

[Overdriven]

No wait...was that the Devil...well...something with a D.

*Bounces* o_o

Epic thread.

/agree

 

[russell]

And you fuckers, none has said anything about how long it takes before it's gone!

Depends how bad you've got it. Usually have to abstain from sex for a while to avoid passing it back btw you both.

Sometimes up to two weeks i'm afraid and wanking can really irritate it and make it inflamed. There now, havent I just made your weekend.

 

[old.Tohtori]

As for the latex 'allergies', somehow I think they realy mean 'can't keep an erection with a condom on'. Latex allergies = potentially lethal so it's a wee bit more serious than asphyxiated cock syndrome.

Actually i think i was the ony one saying it, and it's a common joke around these here parts.

I fully condom safe sex.