Funerals and such

[tris-]

was listening on the wireless today about a new thing going down, where you can watch you loved ones funeral online. you know, incase you cant make it there. they are saying - is this right? imo, i dont see a problem with it. although some christian/catholic priests dont think its acceptable to video things like funeral, wedding in a church etc.

which got me thinking of something else - what song/music would you seriously like to be played at your funeral? i would go with adagio for strings for uber impacts on everyone.

 

[Thorwyn]

R.E.M. Everybody Hurts

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anything upbeat. Like i said to my mother, i don't want a funeral, i want a big a** party.

I'm not gonna be sad.
I'm gonna be in a "better" place.

Don't be sad that i'm gone, just say hi when you come around.

Ofcourse if i could i'd have a proper viking burial, but bloody laws stopping this...

EDIT: It's never too late by Steppenwolf (tells something) or get my gun by D-12 (tells i'm not sad but getting my filan paycheck)

EDITx2: About the topic, it's a fine way to let those who can't join the funeral.

 

[Zegas]

When I hit the dirt I want something like "ding dong the witch is dead" Heh maybe not Maybe something funny like housemartins or beutiful south

 

[Eeben]

dope - die mother fucker die!!





maybe not


Dj sammy - heaven

 

[Sparx]

adagio for strings - good tune wise choice

i would like Heaven's Cry, mainly cause its my fave tune

 

[Ezteq]

tbh i dont see whats wrong with filming a funeral, its not something i'd want to watch over and over like my spongebob video but if you want to tape it np, they televised princess Di's and the popes funeral wheres the diff?

as for music the theme from happy days tbh cos its impossible not to tap your toe to that one and i dont want people being all miserable and stuff... ming you i dont care cos im dead lol, play what you want i dont give a hoot.

 

[Eeben]

could be cool getting a striper for your funeral just so ppl could cheer up abit could also just be me who is a sick perv

 

[Sparx]

depends what you want the stripper to do

 

[DocWolfe]

Anything upbeat. Like i said to my mother, i don't want a funeral, i want a big a** party.

I'm not gonna be sad.
I'm gonna be in a "better" place.

Don't be sad that i'm gone, just say hi when you come around.

Ofcourse if i could i'd have a proper viking burial, but bloody laws stopping this...

EDIT: It's never too late by Steppenwolf (tells something) or get my gun by D-12 (tells i'm not sad but getting my filan paycheck)

EDITx2: About the topic, it's a fine way to let those who can't join the funeral.

why the hell are you talking to your mum about your funeral already?

 

[evzy]

Disco Inferno I want played if they cremate me tbh - I have already said they can do what they like with my corpse - like I am gonna be bothered!!

Thing with Internet funerals - you just know some whacko's are gonna log and spank teh monkey - now that even though I would be dead - would annoy me!!

 

[Ezteq]

now that even though I would be dead - would annoy me!!

looooooooooooool

 

[Hawkwind]

R.E.M. Everybody Hurts

Mate who died of cancer had that played at his funeral, not a dry eye in the house.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I have no probs with the funeral being taped.

as for music , myself and my bro's had a big discussion about this before....

here are some of the ones we acme up with , but we couldn't decided on one.

Knocking on heavens door - GnR version.
High speed dirt - Megadeth ( well i liked it anyway).
The great escape Ending credit music
Die die my darling
Verve "Bittersweet Symphony"
Depeche Mode "Enjoy the silence"
Gareth Brooks "ireland" I've always liked that song.
Mettalica "On through the never"
Lenny Kravitz "Are you going my way"
Cucumbers in space - DS9 sounds trake ( well i like it)
Metallica "Ride the Lightning" - cuz i love that track.

well that's about all i can remember for now =)

 

[soze]

Bone Thugs and Harmony - Cya at tha Crossroads

And on my Gravestone i want "immortal till proven.... Ohh wait"
Better than here lies blabla he was a prick

 

[Haggus]

High - White House Family

Or

Dido - White Flag (auotisitc version)

OR !

Aerosmith - Don't want to miss a thing

Thats just for the funerul. Then i'd wnat everyfucker who turned up to go have a big fuck off party, best one of there lives, to celebrate the death of myself. The fact I would be in a better place is far greater.

 

[Ezteq]

High - White House Family

*cough*

so you got Bill on the sax, Chelsea doing vocals and Hillary on drums?

bill: iiiii waaas never hiiiiiiiiiigh, i diiiid noooot inhaaaale.

chelsea/hillary: heeeeeeee did noooooooot inhaaaaaaaaaaaale!

 

[Outlander]

I will get them to play MJ-Thriller, then jump out my coffin and eat everyone.

 

[Haggus]

*cough*

so you got Bill on the sax, Chelsea doing vocals and Hillary on drums?

bill: iiiii waaas never hiiiiiiiiiigh, i diiiid noooot inhaaaale.

chelsea/hillary: heeeeeeee did noooooooot inhaaaaaaaaaaaale!

Are you thinking about the same song as me ?

Crazy Rap - Because I got high

Comes to mind ;p

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Outlander again.

>.<

 

[evzy]

Hmmmm if they bury me maybe they could play "Deeper Underground" by Jamiroquai..

 

[tris-]

I will get them to play MJ-Thriller, then jump out my coffin and eat everyone.

lol imo.

 

[old.Tohtori]

why the hell are you talking to your mum about your funeral already?

Why not? We talk about everything there is anyway, why not talk about stuff that might happen. Atleast i or my mother don't have any unsettled business one should come and haunt about.

She knows i might die before her, it's no biggie really, and she said she wouldn't be sad, miss maybe, but not sad.

 

[Ezteq]

why not talk about stuff that might happen..

sorry to tell you this bud but deaths not like sex, death is guarenteed to happen to nerds one day.

 

[old.Tohtori]

sorry to tell you this bud but deaths not like sex, death is guarenteed to happen to nerds one day.

Yeah, but dying before your mom isn't that sure *poke*

 

[Himse]

I can be your hero baby!

 

[Cemeterygates]

graveworm-when the sky turns black

 

[Outlander]

you never know Ez some nerd might find a way to live forever! probably involving living in dark basement eating some old mutated junk food and absorbing the energy emitted from there pc monitor
resulting in mutant nerds!! omgosh! and they will reproduce by dividing since they will not meet any other living beings!! when they divide the new nerd still being young can venture out into the light of the real world for a short time seemingly unaffected! after searching for its new basement it makes home and starts about disregarding all natural human laws! and becomes another supernerd that plaques the lands!!

*runs and hides in fallout shelter*

 

[Lamp]

Watching Eastenders is depressing

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

you never know Ez some nerd might find a way to live forever! probably involving living in dark basement eating some old mutated junk food and absorbing the energy emitted from there pc monitor
resulting in mutant nerds!! omgosh! and they will reproduce by dividing since they will not meet any other living beings!! when they divide the new nerd still being young can venture out into the light of the real world for a short time seemingly unaffected! after searching for its new basement it makes home and starts about disregarding all natural human laws! and becomes another supernerd that plaques the lands!!

*runs and hides in fallout shelter*

followed by

Watching Eastenders is depressing

made me spurt coke all over my monitor

 

[Ezteq]

you never know Ez some nerd might find a way to live forever! probably involving living in dark basement eating some old mutated junk food and absorbing the energy emitted from there pc monitor
resulting in mutant nerds!! omgosh! and they will reproduce by dividing since they will not meet any other living beings!! when they divide the new nerd still being young can venture out into the light of the real world for a short time seemingly unaffected! after searching for its new basement it makes home and starts about disregarding all natural human laws! and becomes another supernerd that plaques the lands!!

*runs and hides in fallout shelter*

i think i met him, his names collin.