fuckt up names!

[Dreamor]

Several names I worked with or know emailed out at my old work place...

Wang King (China)
Bernd Medinger (say it out loud - Germany)
He Mingming (China) - LMFAO at that one
Fook MING Soo
Fred Minger (US)
Anne Cockhead (always put a signature on here emails as A Cockhead)
Richard Burns (insisted we call him Dick, a tear appeared when he said his name)

Oh how I used to laugh...

 

[WiZe^]

Fook Yu, Alotta Fagina and Ivana Humpalot all great names \o/

 

[Roko]

A german footballer named Fuchs was sold recently to portugese side Benfica, the newspaper headline was ofcourse:

Fuchs of to Benfica...

 

[Basic_X]

A german footballer named Fuchs was sold recently to portugese side Benfica, the newspaper headline was ofcourse:

Fuchs of to Benfica...

haha, that one made me rofl

 

[Belgerath]

I have a friend irl called Phill McKraken

 

[Eeben]

I have a friend irl called Phill McKraken

haha cool

other cool name would me mcloven

 

[Lamp]

Wasn't there a German footballer called Kuntz ?

 

[Ezteq]

LOOL Bernd Medinger ouch!

i used to work with this woman called angela, surname sole...asole, she was too tbh lol.

check out these names tbh celebrities should be banned from naming their children, its immoral, irrisponsible and irr....err...irr-really silly!


Moon Unit (Frank Zappa)
Fifi-Trixibelle (Bob Geldolf)
Dweezil (Frank Zappa)
Yamma (James Brown)
Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)
Pixie (Bob Geldof)
Betty Kitten (Jonathan Ross & Jane Goldman)
Prince Michael (Michael Jackson)
Kafka (Tommy Lee Jones)
Pine (Simon LeBron) (1)
Sailor Lee (Christie Brinkley + Peter Cook )
Zowie (David Bowie)
Pilot Inspekter (Jason Lee)
I. P. Freely (David Carradine)
Calico (Alice Cooper)
Diva (Frank Zappa)
Rocket (Robert Rodriguez)
Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)
Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow + Chris Martin)
Kal-el (Nicholas Cage)
Peaches (Bob Geldof )
Poppy Honey (James Oliver)
Alchamy (Lance Henriksen + Jame Pollack)
Cannon (Larry King)
Rolan (Marc Bolan)


heheh my faves are I.P Freely, Pilot Inspektor and Moxy Crimefighter!!!

 

[Rubric]

I spoke to a customer once called B J Didlick

 

[pikeh]

Bob Geldofs a wanker.

 

[Iceforge]

There was a guy at my old work which lastname was "Fucks", old family name appearently, but he did say it awoke quite some humor when he visited English speaking countries during holidays. Think his first name was just Frank.

I can still imagine the greeting when meeting someone new through

Her: Hey, whats your name?
Him: Frank fucks, you?

That break between "fucks" and "you" can be very important for the meaning of that sentence.

 

[Dahakon]

I knew a Guy Rimmer at school.

 

[Little Boy]

Richard Head!
End of

 

[Little Boy]

I also know a guy called Phil Meehan! Unfortunate? I think so!!

 

[pikeh]

my girlfriend deals with a Mr. Manboob on the phone
also shes spoken to Pete Narse. yes, P.Narse.

 

[Cerb]

Guy Rimmer

Winner.

 

[Roko]

Wasn't there a German footballer called Kuntz ?

Indeed it was Stefan Kuntz, scored the equalizer against England in the Euro 96 semi-final. It went to penalties... and ofc the germans won

 

[Ezteq]

hehe there was a basketball player down south here called Randy Duck, every time they mentioned him on the news i gave a small cheer.