fuckt up names!

[Eeben]

anybody who can beat this?

 

[Basic_X]

i thiiink that one would be hard to beat. if i had that name id be bullied every day

 

[Roko]

Dick Koch is not an uncommon name tbh

 

[cHodAX]

Unless there is come bloke out there called Monkey Spanker I think that first one is going to be hard to beat.

 

[Roalith]

i thiiink that one would be hard to beat

<wonders if the pun was intended>

 

[Marc]

We had a ronald mcdonald at school

and I shit you not, a "rick o shay" at college

 

[Sharma]

"Dorimor"

 

[kirennia]

What about Dick Armey?

 

[Cerb]

knew i guy once called Ulick cox!

 

[old.Tohtori]

How about this one?

Spoiler

 

[Lamp]

Ivor Hugh Janus

 

[Ezteq]

lol there was this family that lived opposite me when i was a nipper and they had a little girl and called her indianna....they really were the Jones's

not many people can say they lived opposite indianna jones tbh.

 

[Dukat]

A kid on the council estate I grew up on was named "Harley".

His middle name was honest to god "Davidson", and his last name was the icing on the cake: "Mot"(M.O.T)

I was in a club last year and was chatting up this oriental girl I'd taken a shine to, I asked her name and she chuckled and said "you can just call me whatever you want", I raised an eyebrow at that so she showed me her drivers licence - her first name was atleast 15 characters long! (I think she was vietnamese?)

Pretty crazy really!

 

[Ezteq]

lol aye i just had to join up a gal at the library and she was asian and i never know which one is the surname and which is the christian name but i had to chuckle as one of her names was wang.

i love asian names wang, wing, ping theyre all good!

 

[cHodAX]

You heard it here first! EZ loves the wang!

 

[Ezteq]

i do, i cant control myself.


what the wang wants the wang wangles, whenever it wants.

 

[Bahumat]

There is a person who's called Supaporn. His surname also includes porn lol

 

[Golena]

Always a favourite

Randy Bender - Alexandria Virginia Real Estate Agent

 

[fettoken]

Found someone actually named Super Link. That must count for something.... ^^ And one person in sweden named Daocito as surname

 

[cHodAX]

Always a favourite

Randy Bender - Alexandria Virginia Real Estate Agent

That is Docwolfe's real name as well.

When I say real I mean that is his real name in my head and not in real life. Docwolfe will forver be my little Randy Bender!

 

[Raven]

Mike Hunt

 

[Wonk]

Canaan Banana - the first president of Zimbabwe. He banned all banana jokes afaik

also, there's appearently some girl in the UK called "Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake"

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Ananova - New balls please
Imagine commentating on that.
Lee Dong-Gook - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Couldn't make it up.

 

[Golena]

Apparently if you want a bad name you should be a racing driver!

Richard Seaman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Dick Trickle - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[fl3a]

Uzi Hitman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[DocWolfe]

There's a guy who often mails into work called 'Dickie Dikschitt'

 

[collegien]

Many many years ago .. i went with a girl called Christina Fuchs .... which was nice

I admit to being more than mildly amused when she told me her dads name was Helmut Fuchs.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I admit to being more than mildly amused when she told me her dads name was Helmut Fuchs.

Helmut Fuchs, Fuchs..hmm...any relation to Lotta Fuchs?

 

[collegien]

yes they were a big family.

 

[Vasconcelos]

Consuela Banana-hammock or Mike Crapbag