fucking fuckit

[Brynn]

Pissing uni got two 7's and an 8. When the pass mark was 9. Fuckers, fuck fuckers.


Anyway any one got stories of when they were really close to something but, we like a millimeter away, but then succeeded in the end.

It would really cheer me up

 

[Tilda]

Gah unlucky

A2 level biology modual
2 marks off an A.
Resat in the summer, dropped 4 marks over all <flex>

 

[Brynn]

At least you....Wait your bitching and griping coz you were 2 marks off an A?


A guy came in and said he had a really bad result (we all thought ah bout a 4 or something) and he said 19, 18, 16 (<-- was the bad result). I mean for fuck sake

 

[Tilda]

I'm not bitching, however i do need and A in bio. You did ask for other stories that ended happily where people had been just short of the mark
What was the highest mark that guy could have got?

 

[Brynn]

Highest possible mark was a 20

 

[Calaen]

I was going out with my last girlfriend for 2 years, We had made a no sex pact for 2 years .we broke up after 2 years.

I went away to work as a Holiday rep for 8 months and met my current g/f .

However when I got back my ex wanted to make a go of us again, so I thought well gotta give it a go. Anyway one night we got together had a few drinks and went back to my flat.

So here it was over 3 years of waiting coming to a end, the only problem was no condoms at flat so I made a decision to run to relatives close by and grab some. During the decision making She had got a bit carried away and was trying to get my pants off during which time the un thinkable happened SHE TORE MY FORESKIN!!!!!!! Yes the little twangy part!!!! Needless to say I was pissing blood everywhere.

Anyway after waiting for the blood to stop I got some. And it was ok.

Hope that cheers you up

 

[Sissyfoo]

I either pass or fail with flying colours. Depends how much I care about the subject!

...not really a great attitude to take towards work, I guess!

 

[tRoG]

She had got a bit carried away and was trying to get my pants off during which time the un thinkable happened SHE TORE MY FORESKIN!!!!!!! Yes the little twangy part!!!! Needless to say I was pissing blood everywhere.

Fatal accident, or attempt to chop off the manhood?

Eh? Eh?

 

[zRRR]

So here it was over 3 years of waiting coming to a end, the only problem was no condoms at flat so I made a decision to run to relatives close by and grab some

lol
when that happened to me we just did it without one and hoped she didnt get up the duff
was shitting bricks when her next period was 5 days late :/

 

[swords]

lol
when that happened to me we just did it without one and hoped she didnt get up the duff
was shitting bricks when her next period was 5 days late :/

You tit

BTW Gratz on the exams Tilda. ETC for the win!

 

[Moo]

i was anoyed i got 49/50 for my last terms programming module

duno how the fuck i missed that 1 mark

still 98% tho :d

edit: oh and in 2002 i was 3 marks from an A in bio :-/ didint bother retaking tho cuz uni let me in anyway.

 

[Conchabar]

I was going out with my last girlfriend for 2 years, We had made a no sex pact for 2 years .we broke up after 2 years.

I went away to work as a Holiday rep for 8 months and met my current g/f .

However when I got back my ex wanted to make a go of us again, so I thought well gotta give it a go. Anyway one night we got together had a few drinks and went back to my flat.

So here it was over 3 years of waiting coming to a end, the only problem was no condoms at flat so I made a decision to run to relatives close by and grab some. During the decision making She had got a bit carried away and was trying to get my pants off during which time the un thinkable happened SHE TORE MY FORESKIN!!!!!!! Yes the little twangy part!!!! Needless to say I was pissing blood everywhere.

Anyway after waiting for the blood to stop I got some. And it was ok.

Hope that cheers you up

lol thats so fucking funneh .. is it true ?

 

[Oasis]

Pissing uni got two 7's and an 8. When the pass mark was 9. Fuckers, fuck fuckers.


Anyway any one got stories of when they were really close to something but, we like a millimeter away, but then succeeded in the end.

It would really cheer me up

Dumbass

 

[Nalistah]

i came in the end

 

[Calaen]

lol thats so fucking funneh .. is it true ?

Aye it is. kinda spoilt sex for a while as it kept reoccuring during sex but once you got past the initial tear it aint to bad.

Life go's on I guess. It was worth the pain tho the chick is a Hottie.

 

[Vodkafairy]

I either pass or fail with flying colours. Depends how much I care about the subject!

...not really a great attitude to take towards work, I guess!

lol- same here

But I picked a school so easy I pass without liking the subjects (ie, doing any homework) and still gives me the option to go do the study I want next year :x

Poor brynn

edit- and calean, omg =/ can feel the pain just reading it :x

 

[Cyradix]

Passing grade was 60% and I got a 59.6%

The school "arranged" it so I didn't have that teacher the next year. Very smart of them