Rant fucking cold callers

[Dark Orb Choir]

so i gets this guy on the landline (indian)

"yes hello sir, i am questioning you that good day you are having can i interest you in 9 years of free to you no charge at all ever 9 years pc support, free adobe photoshop and all office softewaring for the help of yourselves."

at this poing im like fuck this im having some fun,
so im askin ghim lots of quesitons and generally winding him up, i gave him my email address as a.hitler@stupid.co.uk, which he seemed really please to have got my addy and was none the wiser. he then asked me to goto www.teamviewer.com and install the remote control software, i did it just to see how he was going to scam me, ive heard about the software before and its ok, but when he asked me for the id and password so he could connect to my pc i took a more srious tone


"why do you need to connect to my pc"

"oh sorry sir, its for the softwaring of your pc for the 9 years free no cost to you at all supporting"

"the is no way you are connecting to my pc you kmight be pirates, are you calling from Somalia"

"no mr hitler i promise we are not pirates we are just offering you free 9 years supporting pc processes for you at no extra cost to yourselves"

"go fuck yourself and all who rode you up the anal pipe, fucking prick"

"go fuck yourself too sir"

i lollolereskated for about ten minutes, the cheek of them.....

 

[cHodAX]

Damn, my Indian accent didn't seem to work. I shall get you next time if it is the last thing I do!!!

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

on a lighter note

The wife's not speaking to me, all because I wouldn't open the car door for her.........it's not my fault, I just fucking panicked and swam to the surface!

 

[Bahumat]

haha I love it

 

[tris-]

not a scam ive heard of. have you thought of reporting it to your local trading standards?

 

[Aoami]

i know its just the internet, and ive never met you, but i think i actually hate you

 

[gohan]

i know its just the internet, and ive never met you, but i think i actually hate you

i already know i E-hate you so it is possible xD

 

[Shagrat]

I'm in the house opposite you now, watching and waiting for the right moment

 

[Marc]

Why did you feel the need to state the guy was indian? What does that matter? Im surprised you didnt tell him to get out of you country.

 

[tris-]

i guess the indian accent adds to the comedy.

thats the first thing i thought anyway.

 

[Dudley52]

I agree with tris.

 

[Ezteq]

1) loved the car door joke!

2) Tris back in action as Trading Standards Man rides again!!!

3) I read a book about indian call centres and they actually teach the callers to speak in the accent of the country they are phoning, so they'll have lessons on speaking American lol and they chose suitable names like Chip, Bud and Muffy hehe it's true! The guy who wrote the book (called: The world is flat: very interesting btw) was saying how bizzarre it was to walk past a room of young indian people all speaking like John Wayne... I loled.

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

i wasnt being rascist saying the bloke was indian, the fucking daily mail readers on this forum do my napper in...........


i mentioned it as im in the TPS so i do not get cold callers from the uk, they are always from abroad which you cant stop, well the only way to stop international calls is to also stop incoming mobile calls as well so thats a none starter.


the comedy voice was good as well, he called himself gordon preston, but tbh aomi i do not hate you back, and marc i was only pointing out in my bnp thread about one issue, no rivers of blood speech here.....

 

[Olgaline]

I saw nothing remotly racist in the origional post

 

[Garaen]

Racism at it's absolute maximum and I am disgusted to be a member of this forum! How dare someone mention the word Indian in a post? Absolutely disgraceful. In future please use the term "non British", or better yet not bring any mention of race or nationality into a post without first authorising it with the politcally correct police.

 

[Sparx]

no no no no NO you cant use the term non British. You may aswell label us Nazi we are all equal.

From now on blacks will be called purples, whites will be called oranges and the yellows will be called mustard

 

[gohan]

no no no no NO you cant use the term non British. You may aswell label us Nazi we are all equal.

From now on blacks will be called purples, whites will be called oranges and the yellows will be called mustard

no thats rasicm cos mustard is still yellow



its harsh and discriminatory


and purple is still dark may aswell call them darkies

 

[Sparx]

shit you're right

Ban all colours!

 

[Ch3tan]

Or you could all just focus on the fact that the call centre part of his post was just not funny? Badly written and full of fail.

The car door joke however was class.

Oh and get over the daily mail bollocks Brooky, you've always been on the edge when it comes to what you think is acceptable compared to others, so don't expect everyone to agree with you all the time.

 

[Ezteq]

no no no no NO you cant use the term non British. You may aswell label us Nazi we are all equal.

From now on blacks will be called purples, whites will be called oranges and the yellows will be called mustard

...super, I go from ginger to orange lol

 

[Ch3tan]

not a scam ive heard of. have you thought of reporting it to your local trading standards?

BBC News - Suspect hacker calling residents

Sounds surprisingly like this ^

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

ohw for christ sake....

Racist remarks have nothing to do with the actual words you use, but how you use 'em.
You could call someone a negro, and not be racist. On the other hand you could call someone a foreigner and be a racist fucktard.


Example:
To a black friend with a tolerant sense of humour: "Yo negro, what up?"
or
In general: "Fucking foreigners, stealing all our jobs! Go back where you belong!"



YouTube- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast

 

[Ezteq]

YouTube- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist - Avenue Q - Original Broadway Cast

OK whats the point of carrying puppets about if you're not going to disguise the fact that A) someone is carrying them and B) they are even speaking with their mouths moving...If you can't ventriliquist at least do what punch and judy men do and hide under a box fgs!

I couldn't watch the clip because I was co confused about whether to focus on the person or the puppet I went cross eyed, I dunno about racist but I found that more than a little bit annoying. Damn Broadway and its progressive shows!!!

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

OK whats the point of carrying puppets about if you're not going to disguise the fact that A) someone is carrying them and B) they are even speaking with their mouths moving...If you can't ventriliquist at least do what punch and judy men do and hide under a box fgs!

I couldn't watch the clip because I was co confused about whether to focus on the person or the puppet I went cross eyed, I dunno about racist but I found that more than a little bit annoying. Damn Broadway and its progressive shows!!!

It's also playing in London....

And it's just a hilarious show, like the muppets for adults
The song "The internet is for porn" is from this show

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well this thread shows quite well why UK peeps tend to get their panties in a twist over what i say...you're all f*cking boinking mad!

You go from "That's racist!" to "It's ok to kick blacks!" and from "Mayosalad is disgusting!" to "Thick gooey brown gravy is best!" in a heartbeat...

Someone should airdrop a million slinkies into central UK and watch the whole lower part of the damn island implode. Not because they want to, but because you lot would!

 

[Ch3tan]

OK whats the point of carrying puppets about if you're not going to disguise the fact that A) someone is carrying them and B) they are even speaking with their mouths moving...If you can't ventriliquist at least do what punch and judy men do and hide under a box fgs!

I couldn't watch the clip because I was co confused about whether to focus on the person or the puppet I went cross eyed, I dunno about racist but I found that more than a little bit annoying. Damn Broadway and its progressive shows!!!

You should go see it, it really is very very good.

 

[Zede]

Generally though, scam calls aside - i'd rather speak to an Indian than some thickly accented bloke from newcastle or birmingham for example. When it comes to actually speaking English on the phone, 50% of foreigners speak it better than most Brits.

 

[Calaen]

Well this thread shows quite well why UK peeps tend to get their panties in a twist over what i say...you're all f*cking boinking mad!

You go from "That's racist!" to "It's ok to kick blacks!" and from "Mayosalad is disgusting!" to "Thick gooey brown gravy is best!" in a heartbeat...

Someone should airdrop a million slinkies into central UK and watch the whole lower part of the damn island implode. Not because they want to, but because you lot would!

That salad you think exists does not, let it lie!

 

[old.Tohtori]

That salad you think exists does not, let it lie!

You let it lie and go back to your comfortable fish & chips

 

[Ezteq]

It's also playing in London....

And it's just a hilarious show, like the muppets for adults
The song "The internet is for porn" is from this show

omg lol I started singing that at work...at work!! in the library rofl going about shelving singing The internet is for porn *dum dum* the internet is fo.... then I realised I was getting very odd looks rofl