Fucking ants

[Overdriven]

Everywhere. FUCKING EVERYWHERE. Hundreds of them. Had them for about a week now (not a problem, mostly around toaster, so managable) but when the weather hit (Surrey) today and yesterday, hell has hit the fan.

Killed about 20-30 giant bastard ants (Hoping they're not carpenter..) and I keep finding them everywhere. Can't close windows because of the heat (only hole in the room) and refuse to close kitchen windows for the same reasons.

Oh my god, how I detest these little black bastards.. I swear, I'm going to hoard them up tomorrow and burn them all to death. Anthrax(-_-) my own home!

*Cries*

 

[Access Denied]

I know the feeling. It was almost impossible to go out for a cigarette at work today because there were literally thousands of flying ants swarming around. Saw someone take a lighter and deoderant can to them at one point, was fun to watch! =P

 

[Raven]

Lighter fuel down the tunnel + lighter an interesting 30 minutes. I role play MacGyver.

YouTube - MacGyver - Fire Ants

Don't fuck with MacGyver

 

[Influenza]

Lol at them screaming , damn 80s tv effects were shite

 

[Vasconcelos]

It could be worse.

Yesterday I counted 7 flies on my sister's back and 2 on her arm while she was taking a nap on the sofa.

Theyr annoying as hell the little buggers.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Try salt, worked for me.

Just a good thick line of salt on entry places, they don't like it much.

Also should get every ant, they use scouts and then form a resource line to that spot.

 

[ford prefect]

Apparently they dislike Talcum powder, it worked for me a few years ago until I had chance to buy some ant bait.

 

[ST^]

Try salt, worked for me.

Just a good thick line of salt on entry places, they don't like it much.

Also should get every ant, they use scouts and then form a resource line to that spot.

We were attacked by flying ants. They don't give a shit about salt on the floor.

 

[Overdriven]

I've been told lots of things cinnamon is one they don't like. They also hate spray able bleach, I had lots of fun last night, killed quite a few. None this morning as it's a bit cooler. Going to go hunting for then later I think.

 

[Ezteq]

i dropped some sugar last year and was too lazy to clear it up. A little while later ants came in, picked up all the sugar and took it out to their ant HQ and never came back.


I like ants.

 

[Ctuchik]

We were attacked by flying ants. They don't give a shit about salt on the floor.

Just spray em with DDT or other such stuff

 

[Raven]

If I put my cats food down in a certain place, about an hour later you get a column of ants to it, the cats don't know what to make of it, they just eat their dinner quicker.

 

[old.Tohtori]

We were attacked by flying ants. They don't give a shit about salt on the floor.

Window nettnig *nod*

Put it on a woode frame that fits the window and voila, can stick it in storage if need not be

 

[fettoken]

Does everyone live out in the bush? Seriously, i haven't had a single ant or what not in my apartment. Only a spider or two..

 

[old.Tohtori]

Fett you live in an apartment building like most of Finn/Swede populous? You gotta understand that most UK peeps tend to live in houses. Pretentious f*cks

 

[fettoken]

Fett you live in an apartment building like most of Finn/Swede populous? You gotta understand that most UK peeps tend to live in houses. Pretentious f*cks

Houses, more like shacks

 

[Huntingtons]

ahhh, the bliss of living on 5th floor

 

[megadave]

ahhh, the bliss of laying down in my nice garden and having a BBQ

 

[Helme]

Go out and buy one of those net-like clothes then either make a wooden frame that fits your windows and put the cloth in it - or put the cloth up with nails or something.

This is pretty much the only real solution to flying bastards if you need to keep a window open.

 

[Everz]

ahhh, the bliss of laying down in my nice garden and having a BBQ

It's raining you silly fuck.

 

[Raven]

Its not raining in Northampton. On my way to sitting outside with a cold beer listening to the birds.

 

[Huntingtons]

ahhh, the bliss of laying down in my nice garden and having a BBQ

i can walk a few hundred meters to one of the most beautiful parks in copenhagen and have a bbq if i want to.
fuck gardens, have a pimpin yard imho.

 

[Ch3tan]

It's raining you silly fuck.

Nope, nice and hot here, and the cloud cover from this morning has gone.

Having a garden rocks.

 

[megadave]

It's raining you silly fuck.

It's fucking boiling here, actually.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Funny how the tags of the thread reads "Ants fucking"

Another rule #34 FHOT original.

 

[Lightfighter]

Lighter fuel down the tunnel + lighter an interesting 30 minutes. I role play MacGyver.

Don't fuck with MacGyver

Beat me to it, exactly the clip I was gonna find, re-watching MacGyver atm ftw!

 

[Ezteq]

Beat me to it, exactly the clip I was gonna find, re-watching MacGyver atm ftw!

gifv tbh, i had such a crush on McGyver lol if i was old enough i'd of been like patty & selma after each episode and lit a fag in post- erotic fantasy- bliss!

 

[Vasconcelos]

gifv tbh, i had such a crush on McGyver lol if i was old enough i'd of been like patty & selma after each episode and lit a fag in post- erotic fantasy- bliss!

Do you keep a patch of his hair in a little wrapped box aswell? :lol:

 

[Ezteq]

...no, but I do have a dinosaur tooth!

 

[Ch3tan]

...no, but I do have a dinosaur tooth!

Hey hey! Richard Dean Anderson is old, but that is hardly fair.