fuckers

[leggy]

He offered me a job.

But trem showed me the list of "things to try on new staff".

:/

Lester West

 

[Lester]

Will you two stop posting on here ffs!!








And come back to bed!

 

[bodhi]

Just when you think SG can't get any stupider........


Maybe if you'd stop trying to clean the shop windows with your tongue whilst you are serving customer you wouldn't fall for the oldest trick in the book eh?

 

[Tom]

Maybe only you think SG is stupid, I think hes alright. I hadn't heard of this scam. Never made a mistake yourself? You did admit to owning a Golf.

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
Maybe only you think SG is stupid, I think hes alright. I hadn't heard of this scam. Never made a mistake yourself? You did admit to owning a Golf.

Which wasn't a mistake. In fact, it was one of the best decisions I ever made.


When I worked in the motorway service station, people used to try stuff like that all the time. An empty wallet is hardly proof that you haven't given them their money back. All that proves is their wallet is empty.

 

[Clowneh!]

golfs are wicked cars

 

[S-Gray]

Oh how interesting!

Yesterday after i finished work, the store was quite busy, well a gang of around 4/5 lads come in, went upstairs unnoticed and stole £5,000

Not hard how they did it either, the manager kinda fucked up because the £5,000 was left on the side in his office and not in the safe where it should go, he locked the door but it was kinda useless coz they kicked it down.

But it got me thinking was it in "inside job".

1) 2 girls where sacked the other day, left on bad circumstances, and they sleep with scallies like so.

2) The robbers knew exactly what room to target

3) Nothing else was touched they just went straight to the managers room

4) Instead of going out the back way unnoticed, they went thru the the shop itself, thats because they must have known about the alarm system on the backdoors

hmm..

 

[Testin da Cable]

anyone feel like going out? I've just....uh....made a killing at the races


if you really suspect that SG, then you should talk to your manager and the both of you should report your suspicions to the police -or- you should go to the police by yourself and talk to an officer about it. remember to present your arguments as clearly as you can though.

-also-

if you happen to actually voice your thoughts to anyone, that's anyone at all....watch your back.

 

[Lester]

Obviously, try to disguise your accent to prevent having your collar felt.

 

[mank!]

Your manager is a bit dense then really. Why would you leave cash lying around... especially £5K :/

 

[Nos-]

Dense management and dense staff by the sound of things :-(

 

[S-Gray]

Yes, i am gettin sick of the place tbh doing my fuckin head in on some days

heh oh yeah this'll make you laugh, we dont have CCTV either, so them guys are as good as gone

 

[old.I_Am_Glen]

we dont have CCTV either

addres of shop?

 

[Testin da Cable]

time to start looking around for another job SG laddie

 

[mank!]

I was thinking that tdc, I think you should look for a more reputable company Gray

 

[S-Gray]

Well, as my dad and a couple of friends have said (cant remember if i said it in this thread)..

In about 7months or so, a new ASDA Superstore is gonna be opening not so far from where i currently work, my dad and co said stick with the current job now for experience puposes then when the time comes leave and then you should be in...

 

[mank!]

Is there anything slightly better than working in a supermarket gray? What about office temping? Warehouse work? I'd say pop along to a job agency and ask about work, but I've not had much luck with them myself :/

 

[Gumbo]

Apparently, if you don't mind the strange team building things that Walmart brought in, then Asda isn't too bad as supermarket work goes. Indeed for a couple of years it won a national employee satisfaction survey, which is frankly amazing for a supermarket.

 

[Testin da Cable]

tbh, I must say that warehouse work isn't half bad. I've done loads of it in my teens and on and off after I left teh skool until I managed to work myself into my current job. For some reason I've always wanted to do some time in a DIY shop too. May be handy picking up some diyskillz off da man.
there are fun jobs in lots of strange places Mr. Grey, have a wee look about and I'm sure you'll be amazed

as to sticking out the 7 months or so till the new store opens...well that seems sound enough, but tbh -on top of sticking it out- you really should keep an eye out for other jobs elsewhere. remember: walking into some place to ask about an ad/somthing you heard/a hunch won't hurt that much. once people see your mug a couple times they'll start to remember that you're willing to (and looking for) work.

 

[mank!]

I think you'd be silly spending your time working solely in a supermarket Gray. You should try as many different jobs as you can I'd say, just for the experience. You don't want to be a till monkey forever \o/

 

[dysfunction]

Why not try and work in a Bank....

They usually pay well and its very stable employment....

 

[ECA]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Why not try and work in a Bank....

They usually pay well and its very stable employment....

A scouser in a bank?

 

[lynchet]

Nothing unusual about a scouser in a bank.....









Its just they are usually wearing a stocking on their head and weilding a sawn off shotgun

 

[ferux]

Originally posted by Super_Gray[SG]
I dont think he took the money out the till, i think i did it for him myself..

Let me try to explain, even tho its still very messed up for me at the moment.

The man come in with a friend, they walk upto the till while im serving customers, when the customer finished, he asked me to change a £20 note (Now, i cant for the life of me remember what i gave him its all a blur) so i changed it, then he took out some coins and asked if he could change them too, THEN he said oh wait it doesnt matter give me back the £20 note, (im sure i took the money back off him for them, infact positive) then all of a sudden he threw me into confusion when he said i didnt give him the £20 note, he showed me his empty wallet and then i thought.. well maybe i didnt give him it... so i handed over another £20...

I knew something then was wrong, so i got some paper to write his description down, but he had pegged it out of the store...

I looked around, knew id been had, and customers where looking at me saying "that guys just confused you.. hasnt he?"

I made a mistake in not telling my Assistant Manager straight away, instead i told him about 10/15mins later when the queue died down... but by then it was too late to file a report to the police coz hed have been long gone.



/edit

Also, we dont really have store security, only the Manager/Ast. Manager who has walky talkies to know about Shoplifters operating in the area, we dont have security cameras altho i wish we did now, specially on the tills

If it makes you feel any better Ive had similar stunt pulled on me..
was doing overtime ,had massive queues + was pretty new to the job.
Bloke with gold teeth tried to confuse me when I was giving his change back-he suddenly asks if i can change it + then starts trying to trick me.I was tired and not at my best.

To this day I dont know if I gave him more then I should have.
I was never pulled up over it.
From then on I was always on my guard.
I still have the job now.Though Im kind of lucky in that its one of the major supermarkets.

Point is it aint your fault,Any1 can get confused.
The fault lies with the cunt who pulled it on you.

I remember watching a tv program that showed how powerful suggestion can be.
Bloke walks up to a ticket office at a greyhound track with a losing ticket, says this is a winning ticket pay out please.
Bangs the window at the same time.
She pays him as if his dog came first.

 

[Daffeh]

Derren Brown - Mind Control

the stuff hes does and makes other people do is amazing

 

[nylex23]

Lol.

 

[echo]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
tbh, I must say that warehouse work isn't half bad.

Agreed, I r warehouse manager in teh evil Currys

 

[lovedaddy]

my mate's brother started work the same time as me in a supermarket - hes now branch manager. And earning more than me, with a degree and a project co-ordinator for a software company.

Dont under estimate the money that a good honest graft can bring in.

Another one, my old man is a sparkie, he brings in about twice my wage.