fucked upwot;d

[Dudley52]

so tinight. my sp calledwprl mates lreft me syranded in fucking spiuthend. luckily was by a tAXI rank so could get a qay gome. Anyway, would just like to say "o tiust no pne is tghis world" not even spo called froends. They really wanted me to come tng9gtuyn qwhen i didnt#t yetb they dont look out for me? damn theyb fuckde me off , at least i',mhme mnow dsge a well. yet a little drunk.
i need ot asober up. not gpong out wiwht thiese ***** foahain

 

[Helme]

totally.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah man, g-pong out...totally...g-pong man.

*pat on head*

 

[Ezteq]

*bump*

let the clear light of day shed its rays and embarrass you!!!!

hehehe never in my life...have i seen cab spelled that way.

 

[old.Tohtori]

*bump*

let the clear light of day shed its rays and embarrass you!!!!

hehehe never in my life...have i seen cab spelled that way.

I rather liked the first line where he needed the taxi to get a gay gnome

And g-pong ofcourse!

 

[Bahumat]

Dudley that sucks ass Tell them they are ***** for leaving you.

 

[Laddey]

What Helme's Deep said!

 

[Sharma]

Wow.

 

[Laddey]

Wow.

Haha, sweaty beast from the north east. quality

 

[Levin]

I really feel for you.

*picks up his practice drums*

 

[Dudley52]

shit, wish i went straight to bed last night

 

[old.Tohtori]

shit, wish i went straight to bed last night

Nah, don't feel bad, just g-pong man, g-pong!

 

[Ezteq]

shit, wish i went straight to bed last night

Morning Dudders!!!!

 

[collegien]

Morning Dudders!!!!

LOL

 

[Sparx]

Yeah totall agree


What did he say?

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Don't worry bud, I haven't a clue what you said. You can feel slightly less embaressed, as your drunken blurb will cover over any and all evidence as to what you were going on about.

Still, nice to know you found your qay gome safely.

 

[Bahumat]

so tinight. my sp calledwprl mates lreft me syranded in fucking spiuthend. luckily was by a tAXI rank so could get a qay gome. Anyway, would just like to say "o tiust no pne is tghis world" not even spo called froends. They really wanted me to come tng9gtuyn qwhen i didnt#t yetb they dont look out for me? damn theyb fuckde me off , at least i',mhme mnow dsge a well. yet a little drunk.
i need ot asober up. not gpong out wiwht thiese ***** foahain

I have succesfully decoded this message using "BahuDecode v1.3"

so tonight. my so called rl mates left me stranded in fucking southend. Luckily I got a tit wank by a fat man so could get a gay home. Anyway, would just like to say "ooh touch my penis, is this world my child" not even so called frogs. They really wanted me to come play tennis when i didn't yet they dont look outside for me? damn they fucked me off and I got tennis elbow, at least i'm now a disgrace. yet a little drunk.
I need to sober up. Not playing G-Pong out with Old.Tohtori

 

[Nate]

I'm going to tell everyone in Spiuthend about this! Baxhol Niba's will rev as they laugh at you!!!

 

[fettoken]

so tinight. my sp calledwprl mates lreft me syranded in fucking spiuthend. luckily was by a tAXI rank so could get a qay gome. Anyway, would just like to say "o tiust no pne is tghis world" not even spo called froends. They really wanted me to come tng9gtuyn qwhen i didnt#t yetb they dont look out for me? damn theyb fuckde me off , at least i',mhme mnow dsge a well. yet a little drunk.
i need ot asober up. not gpong out wiwht thiese ***** foahain

Im amazed that you found the way to the computer to clutter this down tbh. Must be a deep rooted habbit

 

[tris-]

Yeah totall agree


What did he say?

he called your dad a slag

FIGHT

 

[Nate]

he called your dad a slag

FIGHT

YouTube - Mortal Kombonk
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[Sharma]

Mis-read that as mortal kockblock.

You know, like the militant fatmates only with violent psychotic tendancies.

 

[Lamp]

so tinight. my sp calledwprl mates lreft me syranded in fucking spiuthend. luckily was by a tAXI rank so could get a qay gome. Anyway, would just like to say "o tiust no pne is tghis world" not even spo called froends. They really wanted me to come tng9gtuyn qwhen i didnt#t yetb they dont look out for me? damn theyb fuckde me off , at least i',mhme mnow dsge a well. yet a little drunk.
i need ot asober up. not gpong out wiwht thiese ***** foahain

And they say education today has never been better.

 

[Billargh]

Man, best drunk thread ever. I aspire to make a thread like this one day.

 

[Olgaline]

Oh dear,

I havent had such a good laugh in a long time mate thx


on a more seriouse note tho' you right and you should give them a good telling off for it.
you dont abandon your mate when your out on the town unless itøs to go home with a saucy little bird. and even them you let your mate/mates know that your leaving.

 

[Marc]

Man, best drunk thread ever. I aspire to make a thread like this one day.

Easy. Have a few beers and then come on here and pretend you cant type

 

[old.Tohtori]

Easy. Have a few beers and then come on here and pretend you cant type

Ah but there's a difference in a "semi fake drunk thread" and a REAL drunk thread.

This nears a REALLY REAL drunk thread, very rare, except there was nothing in hat post to regret in the morning.

Reminded me to change my siggy

 

[Himse]

haha.

nice Duds.

 

[Marc]

Ah but there's a difference in a "semi fake drunk thread" and a REAL drunk thread.

This nears a REALLY REAL drunk thread, very rare, except there was nothing in hat post to regret in the morning.

Reminded me to change my siggy

So he goes from being able to type perfectly, including punctiation, to typing as though he's smashing his head against a keyboard?

Fake!

 

[old.Tohtori]

We could let this go, but then again *grin*

Just remembered the topic on this, and NOW i know what happened to Dudders.

" fucked upwot;d" aka "fucked up wot? ;d"