Friday Joke

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

Well, it's friday.... May be a one-off, may see some continuation in the future, I don't know



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There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt. After observing this behavior for a few months, one of the crew members asked him what it meant.

"It's in case I get shot. I don't want you crew members to see blood and freak out."

"That's very sensible, sir." At that moment, the crew member spotted eight hostile ships on the horizon. The captain all of a sudden looked very concerned.

"Get my brown pants."

 

[Ominous]

Hang on they might not get it.

It is because he might s*** himself - got it now?

Boy they sure are slow on this forum!

Good joke by the way.

 

[CorNokZ]

Hehe, I liked it

 

[Lamp]

What happens if the brown pants have red on them ?

 

[Sparx]

Hang on they might not get it.

It is because he might s*** himself - got it now?

Boy they sure are slow on this forum!

Good joke by the way.

Get out! how dare you squire!

The doors to the FHOT party are closed

 

[Sparx]

What happens if the brown pants have red on them ?

 

[Darthshearer]

Amy Winwhouse is walking along the road, she bumps into Jeremy Clarkson

AW - "Hi, what do you do"
JC - "Top Gear"
AW - "Mint can I have 3 grams please"

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hang on they might not get it.

It is because he might s*** himself - got it now?

Boy they sure are slow on this forum!

Good joke by the way.

Yeah, ladidaa, surely not Dori.

F*ck i'm good

 

[Howley]

actually didnt Alan/tear start off the friday joke thing over a year ago but it slowly died out?...
anywho homosexual joke

Spoiler

A homosexual goes for a tattoo for his boyfriends birthday. What does he like? asks the tattooist.
Boxing the man replies.
Why don't you get Frank Bruno on your left bum cheek and Mike Tyson on your right?
Ok he replies.
Later he gets home and shows his boyfriend his tattoos, Your f*cking mad the boyfriend says.
Why?
Cause if your think i'm getting in the ring between them two you can f*ck off!

 

[AngelHeal]

...what is yellow and blue, and if it hits your eye, you're dead.

Spoiler

dutch train

 

[tris-]

Amy Winwhouse is walking along the road, she bumps into Jeremy Clarkson

AW - "Hi, what do you do"
JC - "Top Gear"
AW - "Mint can I have 3 grams please"

why would AW ask JC what he did?

its just not realistic man

 

[Binky the Bomb]

A man walks into Thidranki, proclaims himself its king and almighty ruler, then goes around whittering about it for years.
The Punchline? Well, jokes on him, no-one gives a crap.

 

[Iceforge]

A man walks into Thidranki, proclaims himself its king and almighty ruler, then goes around whittering about it for years.
The Punchline? Well, jokes on him, no-one gives a crap.

rofl xD

 

[Ominous]

A man walks into Thidranki, proclaims himself its king and almighty ruler, then goes around whittering about it for years.
The Punchline? Well, jokes on him, no-one gives a crap.

rolf rolf

 

[Iceforge]

rolf rolf

It is spelled "r o f l", not "rolf", thats just a name....

/end grammar police

EDIT: Your name rings a bell, like I've seen it before.. what was your ingame name in DAoC and what realm/server did you play?

 

[Ominous]

Ominous? Can't see that ringing any bells as I not used it before. I play now and then on us servers but I have internet trouble at the moment and have done for quite some time now resulting in lag. I have a lots of alts on the us servers - Muscular - Muscularjoe etc but they are all crap. I haven't played on the european servers for years and then not much when I did. I never was much of a player. Just log on and hit some monsters. That seems to be enough for me. Would rather read about other people's exploits and watch DAoC Videos etc.

My house has faulty wiring it seems which makes online gaming a waste of time. Trying to find a solution to the problem at the moment in fact. New line and transfer of broadband but these things seem to take time.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And pray do tell why and how did you end up posting on EU DAoC forums off-topic section?

And as a new fella, with comments like:

"Hang on they might not get it.

It is because he might s*** himself - got it now?

Boy they sure are slow on this forum!"

Just admit it already.

 

[Ominous]

And pray do tell why and how did you end up posting on EU DAoC forums off-topic section?

And as a new fella, with comments like:

"Hang on they might not get it.

It is because he might s*** himself - got it now?

Boy they sure are slow on this forum!"

Just admit it already.

Well I visited the forum and looked for where the most people were - and you were mostly in the Off-Topic section.

The Hang on bit I thought was funny. It wasn't me being aggressive or anything like that but just being silly.

Admit what? I am Dori? From what I have read about Dori he is was better at grammar and spelling than I am. Not even sure you spell grammar like grammar or grammer come to think of it. Dori would know for sure . I am just another geezer who is attempting to join in with all the fun and frivolity. I need to download the Firefox spelling add-on come to think of it too - frivolity - frivolaty? nah first one is right for sure .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well I visited the forum and looked for where the most people were - and you were mostly in the Off-Topic section.

The Hang on bit I thought was funny. It wasn't me being aggressive or anything like that but just being silly.

Admit what? I am Dori? From what I have read about Dori he is was better at grammar and spelling than I am. Not even sure you spell grammar like grammar or grammer come to think of it. Dori would know for sure . I am just another geezer who is attempting to join in with all the fun and frivolity. I need to download the Firefox spelling add-on come to think of it too - frivolity - frivolaty? nah first one is right for sure .

I'm suspicious.

It all seems too...well. Will have to see but i got my eye on you!

 

[tris-]

its one of his many personalities.

 

[Bugz]

Let's dunk him in water.

If he drowns - his not Dori!

If he doesn't drown - he is Dori and he should burn!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Let's dunk him in water.

If he drowns - his not Dori!

If he doesn't drown - he is Dori and he should burn!

We're gonna need a duck though.

 

[Lamp]

Ominous doesn't sound like Dori. Dori comes across as someone with absolutely no sense of humour, patronising, arrogant, argumentative, and boorish. Welcome to the nut house, Omi.