Chronictank
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so this fridays poor joke is...
So God and St Peter are playing gold, and S Peter's winning. God takes a swing at the ball and slices it into the rough, a rabbit pics it up in its mouth and racs across the fairway, then out of the sky a eagle plunges and picks up the rabbit in its talons an soars away into the blue. Next a huner shoots the eagle and the eagle plummets dropping the rabbit and the ball, the ball rolls out the rabbits mouth and straight into the hole.
St peter looks at god and says " Do you want to play golf or just fuck about?"
Edit: Thats not as funny in text as the video on reflection :/ so heres some puppies
So God and St Peter are playing gold, and S Peter's winning. God takes a swing at the ball and slices it into the rough, a rabbit pics it up in its mouth and racs across the fairway, then out of the sky a eagle plunges and picks up the rabbit in its talons an soars away into the blue. Next a huner shoots the eagle and the eagle plummets dropping the rabbit and the ball, the ball rolls out the rabbits mouth and straight into the hole.
St peter looks at god and says " Do you want to play golf or just fuck about?"
Edit: Thats not as funny in text as the video on reflection :/ so heres some puppies