Thorwyn
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...originally, this was with germany and netherlands, but I decided to switch the countries during the translation 
A portuguese family goes shopping. They´re visiting a store for sports gear and the little boy grabs an England football shirt, goes to his sister and says: "Hey, I decided to be an England fan. May I have this shirt?"
The sister smacks him in the face and says "England? Are you nuts? Go talk to mother about that!"
So the little boy goes to his mother with the England shirt in his hands and says: "Mom, I decided to be an England fan. May Ihave this shirt?"
His mother gets upset and smacks him in the face twice. "England? You little bleeder! Go talk to your father about that."
So the boy goes over to his father with the shirt in his hands. "Dad, I decided to be an England fan. May I have this shirt please?"
Father is freaking out completely, beating up the poor boy, calling him names. "England?! You little bastard?! Get out of my view!"
On their way home, father says: "So, son, did you learn something today?"
"Yes Dad."
"And what is that?"
"I´m and England fan for one hour and I already hate the Portuguese."
A portuguese family goes shopping. They´re visiting a store for sports gear and the little boy grabs an England football shirt, goes to his sister and says: "Hey, I decided to be an England fan. May I have this shirt?"
The sister smacks him in the face and says "England? Are you nuts? Go talk to mother about that!"
So the little boy goes to his mother with the England shirt in his hands and says: "Mom, I decided to be an England fan. May Ihave this shirt?"
His mother gets upset and smacks him in the face twice. "England? You little bleeder! Go talk to your father about that."
So the boy goes over to his father with the shirt in his hands. "Dad, I decided to be an England fan. May I have this shirt please?"
Father is freaking out completely, beating up the poor boy, calling him names. "England?! You little bastard?! Get out of my view!"
On their way home, father says: "So, son, did you learn something today?"
"Yes Dad."
"And what is that?"
"I´m and England fan for one hour and I already hate the Portuguese."
