Freshers' week starts tomorrow

[gohan]

AND I HAVE NO CAR AND NO MONEY.....
fml

Don't get paid til Friday and student loan comes in after that, so can't go out or get my car fixed before then, have just about enought to be able to get the bus to and from uni for the week.

Seriously, some one kill me.

 

[Overdriven]

Least you're still a fucking student. I have to walk past uni EVERY DAY to get to work, ruins my day.

 

[Lamp]

Student days. Some of the best days of your life. Amazing social life, virtually no real-world responsibilities, make plenty of friends, and no shortage of booze, weed & fat birds to spray your seed in/on/around/near-to. And you'll be studying something you're interested in. Enjoy it while you can. Because 3 years from now you'll have to join the real world & pay the mortgage like the rest of us. So cheer up. You could be working in a spoon factory in Oldham for £3 an hour as a sex slave to the company owner.

 

[gohan]

4 years also I'll be re-joining the real world so I'm under no illusions.

 

[Gumbo]

Why does a student need a car?

 

[gohan]

Why does a student need a car?

For work, and driving your mum back home HOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL*






























*It's funny becuase I'm implying we had sex!

 

[Overdriven]

*It's funny becuase I'm implying we had sex!

It's funny because you implied you had sex with Gumbo, then drove the mum back to the house when you were done!

 

[gohan]

It's funny because you implied you had sex with Gumbo, then drove the mum back to the house when you were done!

I had to imply it, couldn't outright say it, he may be shy......

 

[Overdriven]

I had to imply it, couldn't outright say it, he may be shy......

Uni student. Bottle of WKD Blue and a promise to help with the next exam and he's yours

 

[Lamp]

Aye, its tough being a student

 

[Job]

Daughter starts tomorrow in ormskirk, a quaint slightly northern market town that gets taken over by pissed students.

 

[Ormorof]

its been freshers season here since end of august my liver is about to pack it in, final "welcome" party is on friday (with a pre-party on wednesday!)

its a hard life

 

[gunner440]

Daughter starts tomorrow in ormskirk, a quaint slightly northern market town that gets taken over by pissed students.

Whoah. Stop right there.

Why hasn't this ever been mentioned before?

Is she hot?

 

[Job]

I've actually posted a pic, photoshopped in black and white...can it be found?

 

[Mey]

Edge Hill? I know one of the new lecturers there..

 

[Job]

Yup edgehill

 

[throdgrain]

Students are wankers.

 

[Everz]

Cant fucking wait. Going to get absolute wrecked tommorow night as part of the 'reunion' for our final year.

There will scenes, and puke.

 

[megadave]

Student overdraft, gohan?

 

[gohan]

Student overdraft, gohan?

Already have a £500 overdraft from real life, and Barclays are cunts, they wont up it unless you can prove you need it beyond a doubt and even then they won't up in until the second semester because 'I've have my £500 entitlement for the first semester'

 

[Raven]

Get a job!

 

[megadave]

He's got a job Borrow from wonga olololol

 

[opticle]

Scrounge off friends, don't miss Fresher's !

 

[gohan]

Starting as I mean to go on.Had my Chemistry induction today, met all the heads of department and my tutors lecturers etc, wearing yesterdays clothes and probably stinking of drink...... making good impressions

 

[Mey]

Your so cool..

 

[gohan]

You're*

 

[Wazzerphuk]

See the benefits a university education can bring you Mabs?

 

[Madmaxx]

lol

 

[Cerb]

See the benefits a university education can bring you Mabs?

Apparently not enough to deduce that it was Mey who made the comment?

Lolololol

 

[Wazzerphuk]

There's a difference?