Off out to Reading tonight to sex all the Freshers, and when I say ALL the freshers I mean ALL of them massive 2000 person gang bang in Reading high street if anyone wants to come down make sure you bring 14 durex and a jumbo tub of KY-Jelly, or if cash is strapped a tub of lard or old chip grease will be acceptable.
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Fresh faced students that are tigheter than a ducks arse xD Mikeh, you must know what a ducks arse is like tight right?
I'm 21 so i'll probably feel old in every bar I partake into!
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Fresh faced students that are tigheter than a ducks arse xD Mikeh, you must know what a ducks arse is like tight right?
I'm 21 so i'll probably feel old in every bar I partake into!