old.Tohtori
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I thought i'd make a "funny" thread about how the news sensationalize things and very often take things out of context.
So without further ado, i give you the....
Shocking news of Freddyshouse!
People think monarchy should be abolished.
"Recent poll shows that 29% of people hate monarchy with a passion."
Youth coffee consumption reaching dangerous levels.
"A study shows that young people drink way too much coffee due to stress, over-work and depression."
Gaming is unhealthy for you.
"Games have always been deemed dangerous, but new evidence shows that 9 out of 10 people have trouble with their health due to gaming."
Internet stalking becoming a real danger for women.
"More often then in real life, internet stalking is now gaining ground among perverts and deviants."
Fat people are more hated then others.
"Blatant discrimination against obesity is gaining massive support all around the world."
9 out of 10 people think tweeting is for losers.
"Majority of people think tweeting, along with other internet fads is for ridicilous, arrogant and shallow people."
Sex dreams more common with excess sex on the net.
"Sex dreams, deviant fantasies and bi-sexual tendencies are on the rise due to the itnernet providing an abundance of sexual content."
So without further ado, i give you the....
Shocking news of Freddyshouse!
People think monarchy should be abolished.
"Recent poll shows that 29% of people hate monarchy with a passion."
Youth coffee consumption reaching dangerous levels.
"A study shows that young people drink way too much coffee due to stress, over-work and depression."
Gaming is unhealthy for you.
"Games have always been deemed dangerous, but new evidence shows that 9 out of 10 people have trouble with their health due to gaming."
Internet stalking becoming a real danger for women.
"More often then in real life, internet stalking is now gaining ground among perverts and deviants."
Fat people are more hated then others.
"Blatant discrimination against obesity is gaining massive support all around the world."
9 out of 10 people think tweeting is for losers.
"Majority of people think tweeting, along with other internet fads is for ridicilous, arrogant and shallow people."
Sex dreams more common with excess sex on the net.
"Sex dreams, deviant fantasies and bi-sexual tendencies are on the rise due to the itnernet providing an abundance of sexual content."
