Freddys National Jelly Association relations

[Sockstuff]

I am Rod Hull. I am him.

I loooooove your electronic web-page site. It is very amusing and witty and funny. My friend emu thought so to. However I am extremely disappointed at the lack of Jelly-related content in these pages. May I suggest you rectify this extreme error of judgement. You could start, perhaps, with some photographs of the Jelly. GREEN Jelly only if you please. Any other flavours will not do - this includes red, flavour, purple flavour, and most of all yellow flavour. Mixing jelly is also distastful and its just forms brown jelly, and this is not how nature intended jelly to be. It should be green, just as jelly is grown naturally in nature.

Where is my Jelly? I must have JELLY!!! JEEEEEEELLLLLLYYYYYYY!

Please note that failure to include JELLY on this site will result in a life-long ban to the Rod Hull and Emu fan club. Oh yes.

Yours Sincerely, Rod Hull (the real one)

 

[tris-]

i dont get it

 

[Sockstuff]

Maybe the thoughts of Rod Hull are too complex for you?

 

[tris-]

its the whole reference to jelly tbh.

although rod hull is a complex being indeed.

 

[SoWat]

its the whole reference to jelly tbh.

although rod hull is a complex being indeed.

He still has bad TV reception though.

 

[babs]

A fan of messrs Lee & Herring methinks.

TMWRNJ was class, not as good as Fist Of Fun, but good all the same.

Let's have a look though, who's the real villain here. Is it the convicted paedophile in his crusty mac, hanging around outside school gates with his puppies and a menacing gleam in his eye, or is it the businessman in his suit and tie?



Drink your weak lemon drink now!

 

[Sockstuff]

A fan of messrs Lee & Herring methinks.

TMWRNJ was class, not as good as Fist Of Fun, but good all the same.

You're the first one ever to know this! Yay! *pats babs on the head with his real arm*

 

[Utini]

You're fkin weird arent you socky. I blame =DI=.

 

[Sockstuff]

You're fkin weird arent you socky. I blame =DI=.

=DI= wasn't just a clan, it was a cult... of three.

 

[dysfunction]

who?

 

[Wij]

Aaaaah...

No, not Aaaah.

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/edit: And then they lez up !