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That is all.
That is all.
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Well my already low opinion of the french has hit rock bottom, seems the fuckers have no respect or memory of the allied soldiers who died while defending France.
-From Metro-
Vandals Defiled a commonwealth war cemetery in Northan France. Slogans reading "rosbeefs go home" and "death to yankees", Another claiming the graves were "contaminating" French soil were sprayed on the main memorial at Estaples on the channel coast. Of the 11,000 allied service men and women buried there, most died defending france during WWI. Another 122 were killed in action in WWII".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2907701.stm
-From Metro-
Vandals Defiled a commonwealth war cemetery in Northan France. Slogans reading "rosbeefs go home" and "death to yankees", Another claiming the graves were "contaminating" French soil were sprayed on the main memorial at Estaples on the channel coast. Of the 11,000 allied service men and women buried there, most died defending france during WWI. Another 122 were killed in action in WWII".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2907701.stm
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Furr
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Fucking french, the whole of France should be gassed
//edit then burn it
//edit then burn it
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adams901
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FatBusinessman, you broke my thread 
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Testin da Cable
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ho-hum. so there aren't any idiot yobs in britain are there?
they're everywhere these days. sometimes I long for a world without people. it would be a nice place methinks.
they're everywhere these days. sometimes I long for a world without people. it would be a nice place methinks.
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There are idiots in every country. This is not limited to France. Tbh there are probably more living in the UK.
So it's probably a bit harsh to say all french are shit and we should burn them.
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gah TdC
So it's probably a bit harsh to say all french are shit and we should burn them.
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gah TdC
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Testin da Cable
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/me has se><or with leggy
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leggy
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*post coital cigarette*
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Will
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Funnily enough, I was going to say that too.
edit : not talk about post-coital ciggies
edit : not talk about post-coital ciggies
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Originally posted by Will.
Funnily enough, I was going to say that too.
/me has se><or with leggy?
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Lester
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If the world truly was devoid of people, as TdC says, I would take a shit off The London Eye. Or have a wank at Buck House. Coz I'm cultured like that. <Viz> What would my fellow board browsers do? <Viz>
edit/ actually I might drive a Ferarri or summat at a gazillion miles an hour thru a city.
*sound of small brain running out of ideas*
edit/ actually I might drive a Ferarri or summat at a gazillion miles an hour thru a city.
*sound of small brain running out of ideas*
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Furr
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it would be like omega man , and then the mutants would come along and try to eat your skin!!!!1!
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Fair point TDC Leggy and Will, I can only respect your intelligent and reasoned opinions .
But on the other hand, the French are cunts arn't they ?
But on the other hand, the French are cunts arn't they ?
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Will
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I'm French. Sort of.
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Lester
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Originally posted by Will.
I'm French. Sort of.
Huh? Mon Dieu! ATTACKEZ LES WILL!!!1SAUSSISON!!PETITPOIS!!11FS!!LESADMINETC!!11
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Originally posted by FatBusinessman
That is all.
fucking wow!
(I know why its done that but it looks cool)
anyway, the french I've met have all been top notch people. I went to france on holiday and spent two weeks having a grand time in northern france. They didn't care that the whole family didn't speak french(they found it kinda funny though).
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FatBusinessman
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I aer hax0red j00!!!11
(or BW temporarily got borked - one of the two)
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dysfunction
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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people!"
---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman
"The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine"
---Winston Churchill
---Mark Twain
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh,
"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
--- Regis Philbin
"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He IS French, people!"
---Conan O'Brien
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
---David Letterman
"The heaviest cross I had to bear was the Cross of Lorraine"
---Winston Churchill
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LMAO
I don't hate all the French, but they are good to take the piss out of sometimes heheh
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If there's one thing i hate, it's shit american-sourced jokes. The US declared war on Germany 4yrs after the French did. Now, which country would you say sat around doing nothing?
I like taking the piss out of the French. I do not like Americans taking the piss out of the French. The whole fun of it is, that the French are arrogant. Americans are even more arrogant than the French, so they have no right to take the piss.
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Good point Shocko, not many people realised that at the time the USA was considered very isolationist and came in for a lot of criticism.
Ironic that nowdays they are criticised for "leading the way", i.e. overhasty to go to war
Ironic that nowdays they are criticised for "leading the way", i.e. overhasty to go to war
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Sar
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Only where oil is concerned.
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adams901
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Arrogance aside, I would rather have the USA as an ally than an enemy, when it comes to France I really don't care if they are friend or foe.
Having said that I believe there are no "real" allies in this word, its all down to what you can offer, and if you have something the other wants or needs.
Having said that I believe there are no "real" allies in this word, its all down to what you can offer, and if you have something the other wants or needs.
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Somebody start a "which country is the worst" thread. I cba.
The Swiss suck.
and the Greeks.
I like Norwegians I think.
The Swiss suck.
and the Greeks.
I like Norwegians I think.
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ECA
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surprised nobody has told this one already but.
Whats the difference between toast and the french?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
Whats the difference between toast and the french?
You can make soldiers out of toast.
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Sar
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Lol
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Xtro
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I lived with a few frenchies once. They were ok on the whole, except for the penchant of grabbing the acoustic guitar at 4am and singing old folk songs. I smashed that fucking guitar to bits one night and loved it though.
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i cant belive that some people are sticking up for........ THE FRENCH