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[Ronso]

From a list of Chuck Norris' favorite Chuck Norris jokes:

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

[Gamah]

Ahh I can see why this is posted on the RvR forum...oh wait..no I can't

 

[Ronso]

SHIT .wrong section soz ..and I cant edit for some reason

 

[Ronso]

And gamah ..stfu . Same sentence just a different phrase . Cause I care that u found an unrelated thread. awww.. poor guy :x

 

[Gamah]

And gamah ..stfu . Same sentence just a different phrase . Cause I care that u found an unrelated thread. awww.. poor guy :x

Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have replyed :'(

 

[Ronso]

Obviously you do care, or you wouldn't have replyed :'(

FRICK..ok ..you get a rep pt

 

[Matmardigan]

i hate anti jokes.

shit thread

 

[Pirkel]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

That one made me laugh out loud.

Would have repped if it was in the right section :<

 

[Ronso]

That one made me laugh out loud.

Would have repped if it was in the right section :<

Had too many windows open :x sorry

 

[Chrstffr]

oooooooooooooooldddddddddddddddddddddddddddd, welcome to last year.

 

[Vladamir]

oooooooooooooooldddddddddddddddddddddddddddd, welcome to last year.

Thanks!.

 

[Punishment]

Batman is the new fotm afaik

 

[WiZe^]

oooooooooooooooldddddddddddddddddddddddddddd, welcome to last year.

Zomg!! where's the timemachine ?!

 

[Wazkyr]

go play wow if you want chuck norris jokes tbh, they suck, and yes, they are so last year

 

[Kaun_IA]

go play wow if you want chuck norris jokes tbh, they suck, and yes, they are so last year

the whine on this thread is so last year

 

[Jupiter]

i prefer Jack Bauer jokes http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty

 

[MesS°]

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

Yarly!

 

[Ronso]

go play wow if you want chuck norris jokes tbh, they suck, and yes, they are so last year

Sorry Im still trying to catch up on the so advanced Denmark time line ..hah.

 

[Eeben]

Sorry Im still trying to catch up on the so advanced Denmark time line ..hah.

you can never catch up with advanved danish time line we are just to cool 4 school

 

[Ronso]

advanved

I can see that ..

 

[Eeben]

I can see that ..

its to advanced for you you would never get it

 

[Rauno]

minus 10points epeen to ronso for this, now the epeen have shrinked 20cm inside that we cant even tell is he a man or a woman.

 

[Gamah]

minus 10points epeen to ronso for this, now the epeen have shrinked 20cm inside that we cant even tell is he a man or a woman.

Sounds hot!

 

[Ronso]

minus 10points epeen to ronso for this, now the epeen have shrinked 20cm inside that we cant even tell is he a man or a woman.

ORLY!
I seem to remember you coming to visit me and brekahn for a few months in Ireland where you never once got a girl but made up a story about meeting one having 5 minute sex at work and never seeing her again..

that must have been a plus 10 for your epeen big guy

 

[Gamah]

owened.

 

[Zebolt]

Haha, I dunno but if I were to make up a story about banging a girl, I would have lasted for longer than 5 min