Forum Shower Poetry: a Haiku journey through bathrooms

[bodhi]

get the shampoo now
you know what to do dont you
lather rinse repeat

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I pick up myself
I get goosed from behind...oh?
Dont' mind, So kind, blind....

lol

 

[bodhi]

yo this is john-z breakin it to you with the new haiku flava.

uh yeah yeah uh uh
say what say what say what uh
uh one time uh yeah

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

wtf.....

lmao

 

[bodhi]

hip-hop haikus

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

still lmao

 

[bodhi]

uh yeah all thes hoes
in ma shower man they goes
uh yeah say what uh

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

$aw grabs armpit...yo
To get special sound effects
Phgjj, bop, ruffjj, ppllubb, yo

 

[bodhi]

here it comes again
uh hip hop haikus with uh
john-z and the crew

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

$aw holds rubber duck
Up to eye to record Bod...
Splish-splashin to Hop

 

[Summo]

/me buries face between $aw$aLL's thighs.

Oh dear. That might be taking things a bit far.

 

[bodhi]

Just a tad.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

A TAD! Holey shit.....um
akay...
:smileysex

 

[Summo]

Sorry. I... sorry.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

$aw passes out cigerettes......
sayin' best thing I heard all day

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I think I found my NUT!
coo...

 

[Summo]

I'm a nut!

Say...um. How about you and I ditch this joint and go find our own shower?

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I'd surely like that...
but /me off work now.
No mo computer till tomorrow.
My home comp is getting worked on right now and will be ready for after work tomorrow so I'll have my other chatting devices, like ICQ and RW and Teamsound.
But I will miss this...you *sigh*

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I lub your Location...tehe

 

[Summo]

Oh. Um... okay. See you soon, I guess. 'Bye.



(What's 'RW', btw? Apart from my initials?)

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Roger Wilco is a communication program that works like a walkie-talkie. Press a key, speak, let go, listen. It's free for a while...bein that its shareware now, but free at www.rogerwilco.com
It's sweet tho. Like Someguy.
Gotta go for now....G'nite all.
Till the morn, Sommie
:remykiss:

 

[Stazbumpa]

None of this rhymes you know.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by stazbumpa
None of this rhymes you know.

*slap*

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

L0L

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Did ya check it out SomeGuy? (RW)

 

[Summo]

Roger Wilco? Yeah, but my microphone is crap so it's not worth using. Me shouting would come out as a whisper.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I'll buy you a nice headset.....

 

[bodhi]

Will you two just bone and get it over and done with please?

 

[Summo]

Okay.

You heard what the man said...

 

[Nibbler]

No! $aw! Don't! He's got a woman! Pick me! Pick me!