Forum Shower Poetry: a Haiku journey through bathrooms

[old.$aw$aLL]

Peeps with weak stomach need not reply.
Must get wet to enter thread.

*now where was that soap?*

 

[Wij]

Peeling off layers
Of ground-in dirty old scum
I should shower more

 

[Summo]

Warm water trickles
Refreshes, tantalise
Can't clean our minds, though.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Wij's scummy clothes
I throw in washing machine...
*mmm glistening skin

 

[Stazbumpa]

I'm a jerk
I'm a punk
took a shower coz I stunk




Actually I nicked that from a Blink 182 song.

Sorry.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Steaming air to breathe
Unisex neon sign blinks
$aw twists wet towel...

 

[Wij]

ouch that stings $aw$all
but I kinda like it too
something is stirring

 

[Summo]

Your bowels, probably.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Twisted terry, SNAP!
oops, sowwy, you turned to soon...
$aw kisses booboo.

 

[Testin da Cable]

in steps me with soap
so who's up for a rubdown
cool TdC style

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Lets see, we have 12
inches of rosie and high-
ly buffed cable......yes


*$aw raises her hand, "me first!"*

 

[Summo]

Finger draws on steamed
Wall mirror. 'I'm with Stupid'
Arrow points to Wij

 

[Testin da Cable]

yes you may buff me
it is allowed and enjoyed
submit to caress





eep and that at workies too

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL
$aw kisses booboo.

smile smile groan moan pant
ooh aah yeh yeh oh god oooh
*SPLU-UUU-UUU-UUU-UDGE*

(man I'm crap at poetry )

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

rotfflmfao

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

All this wet talk =
lunch, $aw's so hungry
for a footlong hot dog...tite
:smileysex

 

[Wij]

I had too much b33r
Before I entered bathroom
Golden Shower then ?

 

[bodhi]

I go away for a day and this is what I come back to?

 

[Wij]

You're just jealous Bod

 

[bodhi]

No trust me I'm not

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

you're not wet either

 

[bodhi]

ooo-errr missus

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Oh nooo, we're running out...
Of hot water....*$aw spies guys
retracting in cold.*

 

[Wij]

O little acorn
That stands before me so small
That was once so great

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

*$aw builds roaring fire
and runs out for 'soap on rope'*
finds rubber duckie.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Water temp...5 thousand
/me adjusts hot and cold knobs
I pass out soap-on-a-rope

 

[Nibbler]

I don't want no soap
Not the one on a rope, but
the slippery type

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Rubber duckie is
waterproof with built in cam
/me squirts liquid soap?

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

wait...no soap for now
yes, you're so right Lead Nibbler...
*$aw grabs wonder lube...

 

[Nibbler]

/me slips on soap bar
while falling me grabs Sawsall
ooh-er i'm so sorry