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Deebs

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Listen up my children,

You are all speshul to me.......
 
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Will

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I deny it all. What happened is between me and DBs, it's no one elses concern. :D
 
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WPKenny

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I feel ever so speshul as a buttplug.

No really.

Honest!
 
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Damini

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I refuse to date a buttplug. Can I trade him in for a deity?
 
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Damini

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LOL... Maybe you two could come as a before and after package :)
 
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WPKenny

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Sh00 Damini!!!

You're ruining my playground. :(

Wij, you and Itchy

*shudders*
 
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Damini

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Oh my god, I've strayed into innuendo land...

*treads very carefully on her way out*
 
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Damini

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Fine, fine, Im going. Its not fair though! All the girly sites just talk about tampax and "my boyfriend is so evil because he looks at other girls boobs on the net". So maybe I'll go there. Read up. Maybe when you come home you will now be faced with a barrage of how you "inhibit my female goddess by your masculine reinforcement of the domestic steriotype." And it will be ALL YOUR OWN FAULT. And if you let me play here it would be just harmless wibble and buttplug humour. But, your choice... what can I say... Unshaved armpits and boobs sagging in the wind while I read Germaine Greer was your call, not mine.

Remember that young skywalker.
 
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WPKenny

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Fine fine. You can stay. Just let's not have a domestic eh?













































Bitch.
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Damini
Fine, fine, Im going. Its not fair though! All the girly sites just talk about tampax and "my boyfriend is so evil because he looks at other girls boobs on the net". So maybe I'll go there. Read up. Maybe when you come home you will now be faced with a barrage of how you "inhibit my female goddess by your masculine reinforcement of the domestic steriotype." And it will be ALL YOUR OWN FAULT. And if you let me play here it would be just harmless wibble and buttplug humour. But, your choice... what can I say... Unshaved armpits and boobs sagging in the wind while I read Germaine Greer was your call, not mine.

Remember that young skywalker.

aw, bless 'er :fluffle:
 
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Ch3tan

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He was selling copies of the tape on a market stall!

I bought one.


/me blackmails DB's
 
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Testin da Cable

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LOL right classy there DBs :D

err


/me goes away to hide now ;)
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Lads... lads.

We all know I'm the only speshul one. How dare any of you claim to be shepshul in a thread that was created about ME!?!!?!?!!?


:p
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by WPKenny
Fine fine. You can stay. Just let's not have a domestic eh?













































Bitch.

Oh Oh.

No more :sex: for you for a while.

ait til you get home and youll get :twak: and shell be :flame: for :m00: (couldnt find a donkey =- but thats a farmyard animal too - right ?)
 
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Damini

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I'm not very in on your cyber language, but the way I see it, it goes...

Wait till you get home, you'll get *whipped*, she'll be a *flaming devil* until *a cow chews some gum.*

Maybe it loses something in the translation... but still, fairly close to the truth. Im a bit worried about giving gum to a cow though. My arms arent long enough to perform the heimlick if it chokes.
 
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Will

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Originally posted by Damini
I'm not very in on your cyber language, but the way I see it, it goes...

Wait till you get home, you'll get *whipped*, she'll be a *flaming devil* until *a cow chews some gum.*
The cow is supposed to mean "for donkey's", but not a bad reading...

And I have this horrible cow/heimlick image in my head now *shudder*
 
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old.$aw$aLL

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Originally posted by Damini
Wait till you get home, you'll get *whipped*, she'll be a *flaming devil* until *a cow chews some gum.*

me tinks he meant *clears throat* hot for horsecocky ...

/me tinks*
:p :D :p
 
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Damini

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SomeGuy.... I'm sorry. I packed my bags last thursday. I tried to tell you, but you were just sat in your pants and so engrossed in the computer that you just muttered something involving the words "ping" "lag" and "ahahah, I shot you biatch, whos your daddy?!?" so I just slipped out the door, unnoticed. WPKenny was a shoulder to cry on. At first he... *sob*.... seemed so different....
 
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Will

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LOL - But now I have a horrible image of Someguy sat at his PC wearing...:eek6:
 
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Wazzerphuk

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Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
LOL - But now I have a horrible image of Someguy sat at his PC wearing...:eek6:

That's NOT a horrible image ;)
 

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