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Summo
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Well, here I am. The pinacle of BarrysWorld forums. The apex of online existence. The peak of virtual spammage.
Forum Deity.
Rather than revel in my new title and annoy the likes of Perp, Kez, Embattle et al I'd thought I'd use this time to reflect, somberly on the events of the board since I wandered in off the vBulletin site.
Since my first post (to which nobody ever replied, tellingly) there have been great changes in the world. We're at war, for one, but most noticeably GlyNN3RS was banned and banned again.
Dan200 turned up and made us remember what it was like to be a spotty little oik. Wij and TdC exchanged homoerotic stories. The TLSITWOTW thread reached new highs and lows.
Kez used a smiley.
I've learnt in my time that Perplex and Stu are always right. Even when they're wrong. Except when Bodhi's in the thread, when everyone is right, loudly and abusively. That Wazzerphuk is desparate for an *uNF* That the crowd goes wild if a girl stumbles in here (none more so than ItchyTriggaFinga).
Moving Target matured from being a 733t sp4mm0r to a miserable git. Lead Nibbler developed a weird fascination with Gary Coleman.
Always post in the correct forum.
I would go on, but then I may as well post links to all the threads since June, and that would be a waste of everybodies time. Wouldn't it? I think so.
To you all I say thank you. Thanks to the old stalwarts for making me welcome. Thanks and 'Hello, there!' to the new folks who are emerging like delicate tulips on a dew-kissed spring morning.
Thanks for giving me a minor obsession, something to do at work and a cool place to hang out while I sit at home in my BHS Y-fronts.
I fluffle you all.
Forum Deity.
Rather than revel in my new title and annoy the likes of Perp, Kez, Embattle et al I'd thought I'd use this time to reflect, somberly on the events of the board since I wandered in off the vBulletin site.
Since my first post (to which nobody ever replied, tellingly) there have been great changes in the world. We're at war, for one, but most noticeably GlyNN3RS was banned and banned again.
Dan200 turned up and made us remember what it was like to be a spotty little oik. Wij and TdC exchanged homoerotic stories. The TLSITWOTW thread reached new highs and lows.
Kez used a smiley.
I've learnt in my time that Perplex and Stu are always right. Even when they're wrong. Except when Bodhi's in the thread, when everyone is right, loudly and abusively. That Wazzerphuk is desparate for an *uNF* That the crowd goes wild if a girl stumbles in here (none more so than ItchyTriggaFinga).
Moving Target matured from being a 733t sp4mm0r to a miserable git. Lead Nibbler developed a weird fascination with Gary Coleman.
Always post in the correct forum.
I would go on, but then I may as well post links to all the threads since June, and that would be a waste of everybodies time. Wouldn't it? I think so.
To you all I say thank you. Thanks to the old stalwarts for making me welcome. Thanks and 'Hello, there!' to the new folks who are emerging like delicate tulips on a dew-kissed spring morning.
Thanks for giving me a minor obsession, something to do at work and a cool place to hang out while I sit at home in my BHS Y-fronts.
I fluffle you all.
