For those who think cute girls don't get away with sh*t...

[old.Tohtori]

well actually, it was not her posting the clip here so......... or unless........ is that teh seel???

Like i'd tell you. Pfft.

 

[Laddey]

I'll share, but what's in it for me

Name your price sonny!

 

[Mey]

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Modest bitch.

 

[Mey]

Dear god my eyes my eyes trying to view that website is like sucidie!

We carnt' take it capt'in

We must we must so others don't have to be blinded by the pain! Gogogo Copy and paste!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nikki
Birthday: 12/31/85
Birthplace: Dalton, Ga
Current Location: Adairsville, Ga
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: American.. a little cherokee indian (who doesnt have indian?)
The Shoes You Wore Today: berkinstocks
Your Weakness: chocolate
Your Fears: bees
Your Perfect Pizza: simple simmons calizone with everything except onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get closer to God
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not another day, just roll over and go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: smile
Your Bedtime: what is this bedtime you speak of?
Your Most Missed Memory: Eli
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Donalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who drinks this crap
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: not often
Do you Swear: try not to
Do you Sing: try to
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I would say yes considering I'm in college
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: not usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: not at all
Do you get along with your Parents: my daddy
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love thunderstorms!
Do you play an Instrument: clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: well, not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never ever
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but I have dumped someone
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes sadly..but they were just mad
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: I stole cheese from the grocery store one time when I was little
How do you want to Die: old, in my bed a sleep..so I don't feel pain.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I have trouble making up my mind
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere fun
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: around 6'4 or 5...tall
Weight: I don't know
Best Clothing Style: Clothes don't so much matter. Whatever looks nice on him I suppose.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: i don't know
Number of Piercings: just my ears..I think they've closed up by now though
Number of Tattoos: wow, can we count that high..none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Isn't everyone's answer a lot?

 

[evzy]

So glad I read this whilst that shite was playing in the background ...If I had only watched that and not spent my time doing something more productive? I would have been pissed that I just lost 5 more mins of me life I couldnt get back.

If she was my missus I would have slapped her for a) the most shite pointless video ever and b) having the kind of website that was designed by Stevie Wonder whilst he was tripping and doing more Charlie than Camilla Parker Bowles.....

 

[tris-]

she only wants men who are 6'5 tall. well then she just cut out like 99% of the worlds population. stupid bitch. she is a christian anyway, why go with her if you cant dip the wick?! she seems useless for anything else apart from annoying the shit out of you.

 

[Zebolt]

I wish I meet a girl who can do fun things like that and not care what other ppl think. She's very hot and the clip made her even more hot... imo :>

 

[remi]

omg so boring i clicked the report bad post button

 

[tris-]

I wish I meet a girl who can do fun things like that and not care what other ppl think. She's very hot and the clip made her even more hot... imo :>

very hot? distinctly average for where i live.

 

[Jai13]

you live in lets face it slut capital so not really very hard. well i suppose it is

 

[lilmissnaughty]

you live in lets face it slut capital so not really very hard. well i suppose it is

lolz slut capital.
i just hope no one is hurt in the stampede to that area.

 

[liloe]

Dear god her website makes my eyes bleed.

now the big question is....how did you find the site? =)

That's only 'cause you know Eq.

If this happened:

Eq and Nikki come to you in a nightclub.

Both offer sexor.

You don't think twice and take Nikki.

That's only 'cause hot chickzors make mens pantzors bulgzors.

No offense Eq, you're a lovely lass, but in the "top of my head choose the hawt one" she wins.

There is another factor...if this girl is as annoying as she seems to be (from watching her video and reading the strange homepage), I'd rather say no or I'd have to face being pursued by mobile messages for the rest of my sad life =)

EDIT: ohhhh, let's all copy & paste the survey and answer it, sure gonna be sooooo funny =)

 

[DocWolfe]

she only wants men who are 6'5 tall. well then she just cut out like 99% of the worlds population. stupid bitch. she is a christian anyway, why go with her if you cant dip the wick?! she seems useless for anything else apart from annoying the shit out of you.

She can't be very christian if she's stole stuff and got drunk before she's legal age it says she's 20 on the site, legal age in America = 21. She's prolly got drunk and had more cock than I've had hot dinners.

 

[Roalith]

She can't be very christian if she's stole stuff and got drunk before she's legal age it says she's 20 on the site, legal age in America = 21. She's prolly got drunk and had more cock than I've had hot dinners.

Actually, legal drinking age is defined state by state

 

[DocWolfe]

Actually, legal drinking age is defined state by state

Georgia
- No one under 21 year of age is allowed to possess alcohol (therefore you can't drink it either) unless at home when the parent or guardian gives it to his/her child or ward and the parent or guardian is present (supervising). It's illegal to drive a motor vehicle with a BAC of .02 or higher if under the age of 21. For anyone 21 years of age or older may not drive if they have a BAC of .08 or higher.

GA = Georgia

 

[Calaen]

I cant believe this thread is 5 pages long, while I am against Tris's if it walks id fuck it attidute j/k. I Believe he is right in this instance, she is annoying as fuck and that would fuck with your head. So unless she's blowing it's not worth the hassle.

 

[Rediknight]

you would, but you'd not call her. If you happened to bump into her, or she managed to get your number again you'd probably use the old "Had my phone nicked!" excuse, then say that works taking you to Tehran for 6 months or something

 

[Bahumat]

ok i watched this 5 times and there is still no nudity, my eyes and ears hurt now but i will carry on

*presses F5*

 

[tris-]

I cant believe this thread is 5 pages long, while I am against Tris's if it walks id fuck it attidute j/k. I Believe he is right in this instance, she is annoying as fuck and that would fuck with your head. So unless she's blowing it's not worth the hassle.

if it walks? im sure on the general forum thread we clarified it should be dead, cut in half and be shitting all over.

 

[Gamah]

Tris- your a disturbing mother fucker, have a rep I wonder is she will accept my MSN invite, if so I'll definatly point her to this thread xD

 

[tris-]

lol.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hmm. Evidently it doesn't matter if you post a video of one cute girl(debatable)or a video of three semi nakid girls dancing to some thumpthump. You guys still don't like it!

Gods.

Do i have to post a gaybonics link or something...

 

[Cylian]

oww, I liked both!

 

[tris-]

unless they are naked, milf and lesbians ramming obscene things in every place then i dont much care for it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

unless they are naked, milf and lesbians ramming obscene things in every place then i dont much care for it.

I'm working against the CoC here...

If there was a national "post whatever you like" day, i'd bring in the milfs and whatnot.

 

[Gamah]

She put me off when she said, wants to get closer to god as something she wants to do this year.

Bet she has strict Christain parents, I vote we all make a collection for tris- to fly to the states and ermmm.. "introduce" her to the world.

Us Customs: Whats the nature of your visit to the United States
Tris-: Getting me some christain muff for my Freddyshouse gang.

 

[Rediknight]

or he could just bust her in the tradesmens? /shrug

 

[tris-]

She put me off when she said, wants to get closer to god as something she wants to do this year.

Bet she has strict Christain parents, I vote we all make a collection for tris- to fly to the states and ermmm.. "introduce" her to the world.

Us Customs: Whats the nature of your visit to the United States
Tris-: Getting me some christain muff for my Freddyshouse gang.

doable tbh. just raise me £3k, get me 20 litres of water based lube and i will be on my way.

 

[Bahumat]

ask channel4, they will fund it and make a reality tv show

day 2 in the bone nikkineal house, Tris gets it up but then realises he's caught in his zipper.

 

[Rediknight]

Day 44 in the Nikkineal house - Tris has just noticed Nikki is digging an escape tunnel... so he goes and sticks his didgit in that too, then goes to see if Nikki's swelling has gone down since last nights backdoor shenanigans. The task this week will involve catching water baloons filled with piss, wearing only gloves made of drawing pins.