Got this in the email today, thought i'd share as it made me chuckle, hope you like it
Ez
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for
500.00. So they spent the night together.
In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have
any
cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and
mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for
£250.00
and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250.00 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too
large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
****************************
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlord.
I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to
hire someone to remove your furniture.
Ez
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him
for
500.00. So they spent the night together.
In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have
any
cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and
mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing
that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for
£250.00
and enclosed a note:
Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of £250.00 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because
when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cosy and at home.
Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously
occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too
large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following
reply.....
****************************
Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but
if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the
landlord.
I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to
hire someone to remove your furniture.
