For people who drink Aftershock

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Mellow-

Guest
1) Stand up
2) Pour shot in mouth
3) Hold for 5 seconds
4) Gargle for 5 seconds
5) Swirl the liquid round your mouth and teeth like the pink dentists stuff
6) Pull head down to your knees and while bringing your head sharply up, swallow the liquid and take a sharp breath of air in.

Repeat until drunk :D
 
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Daffeh

Guest
and the point of this is?

is common knowledge if u have tried AfterShock even once i thought
 
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Nozzer

Guest
It's how I were taught to drink it, 'ar.






:puke:
 
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caLLous

Guest
or just hold it in your mouth for as long as possible... it's actually quite easy once you get past the whole "ow ow fucking hell" part and into the "ohh, my mouth has gone numb and i can't feel a thing" stage.
 
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Cod

Guest
Hold in for 5s?
We found it alot more fun to see who could hold it longest, eventually your mouth feels like its burning.. (Usually about 30s) swallow then breath out.
 
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whipped

Guest
Ours was always the following.

Drink ... Hold in mouth for 5 secs ... Spit back to glass
Drink ... Hold in mouth for 15 secs ... Spit back to glass
Drink ... Hold in mouth for 30 secs ... Spit back to glass
Down it.

No more than 5 secs recovery between 5, 15 and 30 second stints.

Tis fun, I assure you.
 
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Cod

Guest
Yeah but i bet the people round you think you're a tit while doing that.
 
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SAS

Guest
I hold the unofficial plymouth uni record for holding a mouth full of aftershock for just over 20 minutes. Were 6 of us who attempted it, and came down to me + one other guy. Only reason he stopped is we agreed to take a share of the glory (if you can call it that).

BUT do not do it! After 10 mins your mouth goes numb. you start to dribble, and your teeth will feel loose for a few days afterwards!

Things you do when your drunk... :)
 
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Furr

Guest
i prefer anything to vodka after my unfortunate run in with waitrose own brand

/shiver

:puke: :puke:
 
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caLLous

Guest
/me knows some pretty high aftershock records around the uni, but SAS, you've got the highest :)

/me bows
 
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Trebz

Guest
Holding aftershock really is easy tho, the trick is to tilt forward slightly so that it goes to the front of your mouth, it hurts like hell to begin with but stand still and dont move your head, finally your lips will go numb and you wont feel the stuff (ok, dribbling could be a problem for sas but personally thats never occured), just dont move your head and it will sit there all night long ;-)
 
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Munkey-

Guest
psychos. i just ruin my mouth with about 2 gallons of vinegar on chips
 
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caLLous

Guest
Trebz, try being spun around by your "friends" while holding it in your mouth :/
 
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Nozzer

Guest
I too had a nasty incident with a bottle of Russian (straight from Moscow) vodka, half an hour and a lass who went on to join the army.

:eek:
 
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Ch3tan

Guest
No thanks I plan to have teeth not dentures in a few years.

Oh and I officially stopped drinking aftershock the other week, it doesnt mix well with vodka.
 
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*Exor*

Guest
Or you could just drink it without looking like a tit?
 
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Furr

Guest
well at least i have'nt matched a mate of mine who went to puke in to toilet, collapsed onto the toilet face first (full of puke piss etc..) and cracked the thing

that was the most funny-digusting thing i have ever seen.
 
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Mellow-

Guest
But seeing as you drunk, I would imagine you'd be oblivious to anyone who thought you were being a tit. All good fun though :)

(suprised this thread got so many replies :D )
 
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Nozzer

Guest
Let's face it, nobody drinks Aftershock because it tastes nice.
 
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Ch3tan

Guest
It doesn't? I like the taste of aftershock (red).
 
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Nozzer

Guest
But it's not the sort of thing you'd sip all night long.
 
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Nozzer

Guest
Exactly, it's a fucking drinking game drink. You don't go to the bar and decide on an Aftershock because it tastes nice, you drink it to get drunk.

Christ.
 
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Mellow-

Guest
I think the point he's trying to make is, it doesn't taste nice? It does taste like aniseed after all, it's not to be taken frequently (for the sake of the kidneys)

Still amusing though. :)
 

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