For Men: PMS Survival Tips!!

[Windwalka1]

hilarious imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

Remember! pay attention!

 

[Eeben]

think this was postet a few weeks ago

 

[tris-]

i dont get it. its ok for a lass to be bitchy cos she is cramping and she got extra shit flowing through her.

as soon as a man is in a bad way from a virus they arnt allowed to be cocks :/

 

[old.Tohtori]

Try getting a tummy ache, unexplained moodswing and piss blood once a month and tell me if they have a right

 

[tris-]

tbh i dont think they do. the feminist fucks should shut the hell up and get on with it.

and why do they go around saying child birth is the most painful thing ever? try getting kicked in the balls so hard you pass out from the shock or having them twisted. resulting in the hospital cutting your sack open and sort it all out.

 

[Bugz]

tbh i dont think they do. the feminist fucks should shut the hell up and get on with it.

and why do they go around saying child birth is the most painful thing ever? try getting kicked in the balls so hard you pass out from the shock or having them twisted. resulting in the hospital cutting your sack open and sort it all out.

One is an act that gives out a child - generally something a man may want to.

The second is just something painful you thought up which has no proper relevence to PMS.

I fail to see your point...

 

[tris-]

One is an act that gives out a child - generally something a man may want to.

The second is just something painful you thought up which has no proper relevence to PMS.

I fail to see your point...

you may fail because i never said it had any relevance to pms.

 

[old.Tohtori]

and why do they go around saying child birth is the most painful thing ever? try getting kicked in the balls so hard you pass out from the shock or having them twisted. resulting in the hospital cutting your sack open and sort it all out.

By the by, getting kicked in the hoohaa is as painful as getting kicked in the dingdong. Even more so as the female "naughty bits" have more nerve endings. A LOT more.

Just ask any girl who has fallen "nutcracker style" on a bike or has been kicked there.

But if you DO like to compare childbirth and pain, i think the best was said in a show somewhere: "You try squeezing a melon from a hole the sized of a lemon and tell me if it hurts."

Guess showing a bowling pin up your arse, letting it stay there a good day or so and then pooping would be sufficient.

 

[tris-]

i dont dispute there is pain. what i dispute is them saying its the most painful thing.

 

[old.Tohtori]

i dont dispute there is pain. what i dispute is them saying its the most painful thing.

Well excluding torture and such ridicilous things, i'd say it's on the top of the list for one reason.

Duration.

It's not just a sharp pain, it's continuing, sometimes tens of hours of work and yes, pain.

 

[Naetha]

i dont dispute there is pain. what i dispute is them saying its the most painful thing.

Well how about you try it and then come back to us with your findings

My mum has torn her cruciate ligament (don't ask ) and had (and passed) kidney stones, yet still thinks that childbirth is the most painful thing she's ever gone through.

 

[old.Tohtori]

My mum has torn her cruciate ligament (don't ask ) and had (and passed) kidney stones, yet still thinks that childbirth is the most painful thing she's ever gone through.

Probably because you were the outcome?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Amanita]

Be nice if someone wrote a survival guide for me, being in a bad mood for no reason is not as much fun as you might imagine

 

[Naetha]

Probably because you were the outcome?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I was a piece of piss, it was my brother who turned out to be 6'10" who was the problem

Edit: Obviously he wasn't 6'10" when he was born....

 

[Naetha]

Be nice if someone wrote a survival guide for me, being in a bad mood for no reason is not as much fun as you might imagine

And that is QFT - do you know how annoying it is when almost anything makes you cry like a pathetic weepy person.

You find yourself turning into this horrible snappy bitchy person, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

The gloop feeling is also unenviable.

 

[soze]

gun shot wound to the stomach is the most painful thing apparently. Stomach acid leaking out and eating you from the inside out takes up to 8 hours to die.

 

[tris-]

gun shot wound to the stomach is the most painful thing apparently. Stomach acid leaking out and eating you from the inside out takes up to 8 hours to die.

i think i remember something about that on the film - three kings.

doesnt the bile cause a bacterial infection of some kind aswell?

 

[Coolan]

having them twisted. resulting in the hospital cutting your sack open and sort it all out.

been there done that hurt like you wouldn't belive even swollen up because of it.

 

[soze]

i think i remember something about that on the film - three kings.

doesnt the bile cause a bacterial infection of some kind aswell?

Yeah thats it they say something about it on Black Hawk Down too don't they or was that somewhere else?

Also been on NCIS or CSI so im going to take it as fact