For Cat Lovers

[Hawkwind]

Make your own PUMA T-Shirt

What you need:

A. White Cotten T-Shirt
B. Black Cat
c. Glue
D. Iron

The difficult thing is that the cat may want to get away. If this happens simply knock the cat out using the iron. It might be necessary to break one or two of its legs to get the position just right. Once the cat is in the right position glue the side which will face the T-shirt and simply Iron on.




Received a version of this via e-mail, thought I'd share as it made me laugh.

 

[Jaem-]

Thats evil. :'(

 

[Alan]

Nicked from :-> http://www.amazingcatcollection.com/

but funny non the less

 

[Sinnica]

haha
btw dogs > cats

 

[Aragyn]

btw dogs > cats

That's NOT true! Cats >>> all

 

[Thorwyn]

cats are teh rule!!!1

dogs are a degenerated species!

so there!

 

[Outlander]

Well I think cats rule since there are BIG cats like tigers n panthers n cool shit like that which are awesome.

But I do prefer dogs

What we need is BIG dogs, spose they would be a bit like bears in a way, except fetch sticks n stuff and and be your bestest friend instead of mauling you to death.

Givf big cuddly bearogs!

 

[Mikah75]

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cats much better. dogs are so easy, u get theyr loyalty quickly. cats you have to work for their affection and loyalty, and they can turn makes them more funny cos they are actually evil

 

[Cozak]

I love dogs but there is nothing in the world cuter than a baby tiger

 

[Mikah75]

..

awww:<
i want one!

 

[Thorwyn]

Roy got one to spare now iirc.

 

[Outlander]

cos they are actually evil

yes they are evil, dogs ftw!

 

[Ezteq]

rofl that tshirt cat rox

 

[Jaem-]

haha
btw dogs > cats

Not in your wildest dreams! Cats are the coolest animal around! next to Ferrets, their quite cute! :O

Check out the avatar, its a super catm check his super glowing eyes!, would eat a dog for breakfast!

 

[Zebolt]

all pets 4tehlose :touch:

Funny post tho.

 

[Brite]

all pets 4tehlose :touch:

Funny post tho.

pet rat > zebolt

 

[Natswoo]

Cats>Snakes>Spiders>Dogs
though many will dissagree

 

[Jaem-]

pet rat > zebolt

Pet Ferret > Pet Rat > Zebolt

I want a ferret, their so cute!

 

[Aragyn]

Friend of mine had a ferret, that thing was scary!

 

[Thorwyn]

For the NON-cat lovers:

http://www.funfreepages.com/games/cat_a_pult.php

 

[Sinnica]

wtf Jaem! :<
I dont want no glowy supercat eating any dogs
and cats are so damn unpredictable!

 

[Morchaoron]

I hate cats, too many in my neighborhood!!

especially when they all make those whiny sounds during the night, cant they find another roof to play on?? tho if im able to spot them during the night the super soaker usually manages to shut them up...

 

[Thorwyn]

I had a ferret a couple years ago. They´re kinda cool, yet a little dumb. Mine used to stick his head into a (running) vacuum cleaner and almost got soaked up. When he finally managed to get out, he looked like a punk. Didn´t keep him from doing it again and again and again though

 

[Cozak]

Best dogs in the world, shame i dont have a pic of mine on this comp

 

[Ctuchik]

What we need is BIG dogs,

like irish wolfhounds? cant get much bigger then that. and they are the reason why theres no wolves left on ireland as far as i know (unless the irish "goverment" acually imported new wolves).

 

[Morchaoron]

the world famous pinky the cat

 

[Outlander]

By BIG dogs I mean some super HUGE great big cuddly waggers, like the size of lions...or even a car ... that would be awesome ...I want one

 

[Aragyn]

wtf Jaem! :<
I dont want no glowy supercat eating any dogs
and cats are so damn unpredictable!

Unlike a dog that does everything you say? They actually think?

 

[Thorwyn]

"While often being physically smaller to dogs, cats make up for their lack of size with their lack of giving a shit. Cats often have smaller boxy nose things but much longer tails. These elongated tails give them additional saving throws against balance and allow them to perform stunning physical feats that dogs could never do, like walk in a straight line without colliding into something."


http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2219