For all with kids older than like 9

Laddey

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Have they asked where babies come from yet? me and a mate are talking about his kids asking.

I remember years ago when the dog next door had puppies, i asked where they come from to the neighbour and she said there ears, it was a yorkshire terrier haha. I remember it like yesterday
 

haarewin

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just say "from mummys belly"?
why are people so scared of telling kids the truth?
 

Laddey

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just say "from mummys belly"?
why are people so scared of telling kids the truth?
I havn't got kids but i wouldnt know where to put my face, dunno why, i'd laugh and say ask mum or something
 

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are you 1 of those people were if some1 says "boobs", you laugh out loud lad ;)
 

Laddey

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are you 1 of those people were if some1 says "boobs", you laugh out loud lad ;)
maybe when i was younger like primary school. i also remember people farting and the whole class would laugh out loud irl. Even in high school
 

old.Tohtori

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just say "from mummys belly"?
why are people so scared of telling kids the truth?

Why are you scared?

Lift up the skirt, show the kid the beast below and go "From there!. And then little billy, you'll try your darn hardest to get back in for the rest of your life. 'cause the world is a f*cked up place and in there it's nice and cozy."
 

Aoami

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The orphanage on the southampton road is what i'll tell my kids (when/if i have them).
 

Lamp

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Show them a few vids from pornsluts.com...should explain the conception process at least

Then when little brother / sister's due to make an appearance, have them hold mummy's legs open.

(No dear, a baby doesn't come out of mummy's mouth. Then what was daddy doing with his thingy in your mouth ?)
 

Bahumat

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Show them a few vids from pornsluts.com...should explain the conception process at least

Then when little brother / sister's due to make an appearance, have them hold mummy's legs open.

(No dear, a baby doesn't come out of mummy's mouth. Then what was daddy doing with his thingy in your mouth ?)

Also it may be worth explaining that jizzing on her jugs wont cause he to become pregnant.
 

Lamp

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No, mummy's not in pain. She's making that noise because she's happy. Daddy and your uncle Bob were both helping mummy feel better. See ? look ? Uncle Bob's spilt his milk. All over mummy's bottom. And look ! Mummy must have something stuck in one of her back teeth. Daddy's using something to get it out !
 

Bahumat

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No, mummy's not in pain. She's making that noise because she's happy. Daddy and your uncle Bob were both helping mummy feel better. See ? look ? Uncle Bob's spilt his milk. All over mummy's bottom. And look ! Mummy must have something stuck in one of her back teeth. Daddy's using something to get it out !

You should work at a primary school with Laddey
 

Laddey

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No, mummy's not in pain. She's making that noise because she's happy. Daddy and your uncle Bob were both helping mummy feel better. See ? look ? Uncle Bob's spilt his milk. All over mummy's bottom. And look ! Mummy must have something stuck in one of her back teeth. Daddy's using something to get it out !
Haha sicko
 

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