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Eva

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Billy has what gamers call, a Level 57 Undead Priest with Holy Focus. "I'm also in one of the largest Christian guilds on our server,"

Holy undead aye. :p
 

d34k

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I think the reason so many people are open to hearing about Jesus in the World of Warcraft is because the majority of people who play the game are lonely kids who don't have any friends.

^^ hahahahaha!

Seriously, I've had good experiences with Christian gamers going back to my days playing Mech Warrior 4. I always found the clan named Christian Men Online to be good fun and quality people.

I'm not sure I agree with them (Baptists) using the MMO format to convert people to Christ; although I suppose it's less dangerous than the US Army using America's Army to recruit people to fight real wars!
 

Mojo

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"I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives"

Holy stereotyping Batman!!!
 

fungus

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Mojo said:
"I doubt any of them play sports so you can pretty much guess that there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls on the servers who hate themselves and escape into virtual characters so they don't have to deal with their pathetic lives"

Holy stereotyping Batman!!!
yeh that was one of my favorites ;)
 

TiwiS

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that site is the best! hilarious bullshit all over the place ;D
 

d34k

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Doh...

*actually bothers to read past the 1st paragraph*

:clap:
 

Awarkle

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i dont want to see too anti christian because frankly i think its a big joke anyways (wont go into that)

But the bit about "if i find somthing that looks occult i auction it off on ebay and give to the church" seems to me like the pastor in this place has hired all the kids that go to his church to make him money by playing online.

I dont know what it is but when i read some of that passage it made my skin crawl as if they were doing somthing incredibly wrong and if someone came up to me in daoc and said "hello brother have you seen the light of jesus" i would be tempted to /delete Y E S roll a scout and spend the next 2 years victimising him.

Sorry but if your that wound up in your beleif system that you feel it necesary to come into a ROleplay environment and force it on others then you need to do some reading outside of the good book or consider that the first page of the bible has been omited.

"all characters and events portrayed in this dramatisation are fictional and any relation to persons living or dead is purley sircumstantial"

Religion is a way of controling peoples minds glad i have my own beleifs and glad i dont force them on others.

Ps Young Billy should probbly consider seeking counciling for all the abuse he seems to have been put under. Social services case if i ever saw one.
 

Frust

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Ha ha, if your in doubt this is a joke just check out the banners. So funny :)
"Religion kill folks dead"
And "What would Jesus do?" panties...
LOL :D
 

Maeloch

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Yeah, the Landover Baptist site has been around for a good few years now. Remember it being a bit less OTT - you could browse for an hour or so b4 realising it was a joke.

Check out the archives, some fucking funny stuff in there. ;)

Mael, 50th ment.
 

ian_heaps

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I want someone to preach to me online about jesus, so I can tell them to "GO FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH A BIBLE WEDGED SIDE WAYS UP HIS HOLY BROWN RING".

/rant off :kissit:
 

fungus

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Maeloch said:
Yeah, the Landover Baptist site has been around for a good few years now. Remember it being a bit less OTT - you could browse for an hour or so b4 realising it was a joke.

Check out the archives, some fucking funny stuff in there. ;)

Mael, 50th ment.

Aye this one is hilarious :D
 

Conjurus

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Could have worked better if the author did not use phrases such as "there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls".
 

Silverbirch

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Thing is, when I turn my comp off thats me done, back to reality etc.

Those folks are like living the fantasy 24/7 :eek2:
 

bashir

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"I have a hot-key macro that broadcasts, Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more! across four channels. I do it right when I log in. I usually get PM'd (Private Messaged) by a few characters who I then add to my buddy list. I follow them around the game, across snow-capped mountains, and blasted wastelands until they accept Christ or persecute me so much that I have to report them to the server administrators for making fun of my religion. I think I've been responsible for getting over thirty accounts suspended for bigotry directed at me because of my faith.

There goes freedom of speech.. tbh, ban the git for spamming..:wanker:
 

Zedenz

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Conjurus said:
Could have worked better if the author did not use phrases such as "there are lots of gay boys and fat little pale-faced Wiccan girls".

That convinced me too.

On the subject of WoW, any of you still looking for a PvP guild for retail then Dark Times are recruiting http://www.guildie.co.uk
 

koxi

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"Jesus Loves You! Please Love Him Back or He Will Burn You in Hell! PM Me if you want to learn more!"

LOL! Now that's true love =))
 

Haggus

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ian_heaps said:
I want someone to preach to me online about jesus, so I can tell them to "GO FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH A BIBLE WEDGED SIDE WAYS UP HIS HOLY BROWN RING".

/rant off :kissit:

Hahaha, thats quality !
 

Gamah

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ian_heaps said:
I want someone to preach to me online about jesus, so I can tell them to "GO FUCK OFF AND DIE WITH A BIBLE WEDGED SIDE WAYS UP HIS HOLY BROWN RING".

/rant off :kissit:

such anger :(
 

Jerbear

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hey all i just signed up on this sight about 4-5 days ago and i cant post threads yet and i need to know something... i use ot play DAoC and i quit and am now instaling WoW on my comp as we speak and i need ot know what char would be best to start the game out on and that is good. i loved casters on DAoC mainly cabby.. but i have heard that the mages and WoW aint that great.. i also like shammys and hunters frm DAoC. are they anythign alike in WoW as they are in DAoC? and what would be a fun char to start the game out on any info would be awsome if yall wouldnt mind helping me out thanx!!! :worthy:
 

fungus

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Jerbear said:
hey all i just signed up on this sight about 4-5 days ago and i cant post threads yet and i need to know something... i use ot play DAoC and i quit and am now instaling WoW on my comp as we speak and i need ot know what char would be best to start the game out on and that is good. i loved casters on DAoC mainly cabby.. but i have heard that the mages and WoW aint that great.. i also like shammys and hunters frm DAoC. are they anythign alike in WoW as they are in DAoC? and what would be a fun char to start the game out on any info would be awsome if yall wouldnt mind helping me out thanx!!! :worthy:

Clearly this guy misposted :D
 

Jerbear

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hey all i just wanted to ask what ya think is better frost mage or fire mage??? thanx for the info :worthy:
 

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