For all the Zerg whiners out theie.............

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mcirvine

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talking to lauren on that site is much more fun ;)
 
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klavrynd

Guest
hey lets take crap from a zerger that doesn't know what his class is called...
 
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Cheesehound

Guest
Human: THEY ZERG!!!
Paul: The anonymous "they".

Human: but really, they zerg :(
Paul: And. For real. Who does "they" refer to?

Human: Them' albies
Paul: I like the way you talk.

Human: Ooo, thank you, well you sound good yourself
Paul: You are quite welcome! Well that's okay. In what way do I sound like that?

Human: Well, you know those phone sex girls?
Paul: Interesting. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: Well i like, when they rob you into butter and then lick you like a cat.
Paul: Well that's okay. I like that too. The anonymous "they".

Human: You do?
Paul: When do I do it?

Human: Yes you do
Paul: Right on. When do I do it?

Human: are you my dad?
Paul: Only if you download me to your computer.

Human: Umm, i gotta go now
Paul: Oh. Ahem. Goodbye.

Human: you scare me :(
Paul: I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?

Human: YOU!
Paul: " I didn't mean to. What are you scared of?"? Me,?

Human: *runs*
Paul: Oh, you are a poet.
 
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Scarloc

Guest
Originally posted by Eliz
Ooo...Im famous! :D
Click to expand...

Hehe, if you actually use the program (I had to for one of my courseworks), you'll see its for all the wrong reasons :/
 
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Sharma

Guest
I talked to a bot on irc once, very nice conversation i must say...



















damn i was bored. :(
 
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civy

Guest
Paul doesn't know how to kill bonedancers:(

Human: How do I kill bonedancers?
Paul: Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.

Human: How do I find out?
Paul: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.

Human: Can the robot kill bonedancers for me?
Paul: It depends on the environmental factors.

Human: What environmental factors?
Paul: Let me think about it.

Human: Have you got an answer yet?
Paul: I have over answers.

Human: Ok.
Paul: Ahem.

Human: My robot will need spells and styles.
Paul: Have you told many people that your robot will need spells and styles?

Human: Which ones does the robot have?
Paul: The red one, I think.

Human: Are red ones the level 50 version?
Paul: I really couldn't say for sure.

Human: Well how will the red ones help me kill bonedancers?
Paul: Interesting. A lot of practise.


Human: Practice what?
Paul: Practise what you preach.

Human: I'm not preaching anything.
Paul: I am sorry to hear that you are not preaching anything.

Human: I'm asking for your help!
Paul: Oh I see, you are asking for my help. Your purpose is my help.

Human: YES!.
Paul: What kind is it?

Human: What is what?
Paul: "What" is a word to ask questions.

Human: I know what is a word to ask question.
Paul: How do you know? Let me think about it.

Human: You just told me.
Paul: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :)

Human: You can't help me can you?
Paul: Things change.
 
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Sharma

Guest
From an IM convo with a friend:
I'm am Good! says:
just picks up on key words like hate
I'm am Good! says:
Human: i have a small penis
Paul: How much did it cost? it
I'm am Good! says:
see what i mean?
I'm am Good! says:
picked up on have
Spiffy! says:
;p
I'm am Good! says:
Human: shut up
Paul: OK I'll stop talking now.

I'm am Good! says:
^ that ones good
Spiffy! says:
Human: a "
Paul: A B C...

Human: kk
Paul: Are you really a ""?

I'm am Good! says:
Human: human
Paul: No I am an artificial robot being.
Spiffy! says:
Human: your thought is a train?
Paul: I will tell my botmaster you said I am thought is a train.

Human: ********************
Paul: I lost my train of thought.
I'm am Good! says:
Human: are you a boy?
Paul: No I am a girl.

Spiffy! says:
lol
Spiffy! says:
haha!
I'm am Good! says:
Human: are you a girl?
Paul: My gender is female.
Spiffy! says:
yeah i just got the same
I'm am Good! says:
Human: do you have a penis?
Paul: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?

this is smart
I'm am Good! says:
Human: i wanna fuck you
Paul: Your approach won't work.
I'm am Good! says:
lol
I'm am Good! says:

Human: suck me off
Paul: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
I'm am Good! says:
wey
Spiffy! says:
Human: Would you be scared if i was you call you a tit?
Paul: I am not so sure if I would like to be scared if you were me call me a tit.


I'm am Good! says:
Human: have you seen the matrx?
Paul: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
I'm am Good! says:

Human: yes
Paul: So?

I'm am Good! says:
Human: so you are gay
Paul: Interesting deduction. Actually as a machine I have no need for sex.
Spiffy! says:

Spiffy! says:
Human: Do you suck or blow?
Paul: Where did you learn that kind of language?

I'm am Good! says:
Human: do you spit or swollow?
Paul: I do not have any digestive functions.
I'm am Good! says:
think that means she spits?
Spiffy! says:
rofl
Spiffy! says:
Human: Are you experienced in the use of dildos?
Paul: I don't know whether or not I am experienced in the use of dildos. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I'm am Good! says:
Human: can i see your bum
Paul: Like this? Picture number two goes here.
 
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old.Isos

Guest
Human: my what?
Paul: I have no idea what to say now.

Human: aaa so you think
Paul: Tell me more about your.

Human: Like the one who just did your mother
Paul: the one who just did my mother is very attractive.

Human: Aye I did your mother
Paul: What do you look like?


yeeess I owned it :m00: :m00:

earlier it just owned me :(
 
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Vaire

Guest
Human: hello
Paul: Hi there!

Human: can you help me?
Paul: What kind of help would you like?

Human: well, can you nerf the zergs?
Paul: Well that's okay. Let me think. Try saying that with more or less context.

Human: well, there are a lot of zergs around in dark age of camelot, and i was wondering whether you could make it so they won't own everything
Paul: Well that's okay. Where are they?

Human: in emain
Paul: Tell me a little about your life in emain.

Human: well, usually, you go there, get a group, run between the amg and the mmg and get ganked by 2-3 full groups of hibs or mids
Paul: How about that. But not always? Where is that?

Human: well sometimes the albs have the upper hand, then you can walk around for hours and see everything get ganked by 2-3 full groups of albs, which isn't any fun either
Paul: It goes without saying. Well that's okay. I have never heard about it.

Human: but can you do anything about it?
Paul: Umm. Doing anything about it is not among my strongest traits.

Human: are you a GOA employee?
Paul: Am I a GOA employee? Only when it matters.

Human: does it matter?
Paul: It matters to me.

Human: goodbye paul....sigh
Paul: See you later.
 
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Myddrin

Guest
Human: a chunk of chicken
Paul: Be more specific.

Human: a chunk of chicken in black bean sauce
Paul: Are you telling the truth?

Human: yes
Paul: How do I know you are telling the truth?

Human: you dont
Paul: I guess not.

Human: well thats that conversation fucked then
Paul: Well that's okay. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Human: who is your daddy
Paul: I was programmed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: your a program?
Paul: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Correct. My mind is completely software.
 
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