Question [FOOD] Hot Pockets!

Ezteq

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ooh Oo I'm in Bournemouth hehe, let's do this properly though shall we?


Set fourth my flying monkey and find me these so called Pockets of Hot!!!

*thunder clap and dramatic laugh*

*evil smoke*






*cough cough*
 

cHodAX

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ooh Oo I'm in Bournemouth hehe, let's do this properly though shall we?


Set fourth my flying monkey and find me these so called Pockets of Hot!!!

*thunder clap and dramatic laugh*

*evil smoke*






*cough cough*

Asda stock all 3 types available in the U.K. namely...

Bolognese
Cheese and Ham
Bacon and Egg

Cookies Detecting!
 

Ezteq

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I want cheese and ham fgs why couldn't I find one sodding type in my local crappy half arsed understocked poxy flaming asda Grrr!!!!
 

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oh hell no!!

Went to the poole one once and almost caught 'inbred' from the patrons, castle point should be known as the point of no return, once you get in the car park you just can't get out again and canford heath...it's like fight club; you never talk about it tbh.

I shall have to go pocketless until my local asbos decide to buck their ideas up. Thank you for your research Cho your efforts were exemplary!
 

cHodAX

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oh hell no!!

Went to the poole one once and almost caught 'inbred' from the patrons, castle point should be known as the point of no return, once you get in the car park you just can't get out again and canford heath...it's like fight club; you never talk about it tbh.

I shall have to go pocketless until my local asbos decide to buck their ideas up. Thank you for your research Cho your efforts were exemplary!

I'd send you some in the post but they would go off. :( Mebbe use the online shopping and get some delivered?

Off to Asda tomorrow to get myself some cheese and ham. :D
 

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Went to the poole one once and almost caught 'inbred' from the patrons

Haha :D this made me laugh, so true

There's a tesco's and a somerfield (and supposedly a morrisons?) in blandahar though if you're feeling adventurous! :D
 

Ezteq

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I've been thwarted at every turn so far in my quest for these snacks, I've been to tesco experess and the co-op and nada...I am most disappointed tbh.

was a bit sad going into tesco express yesterday lol was like land of the singles, everyone was wandering about with 'meal for one' in their baskets...I almost got one but then got some prawns instead because I just can't being myself to get a tv dinner yet lol
 

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Found them all at me local Asda, £1.52 per pack. Bought the Bacon & Egg and Cheese & Ham.

My inside cried a little as I ate them but they weren't as bad as i was expecting nonetheless :)

Not paying that much though all the time 0o
 

cHodAX

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Yeah thats steep, £1 for 2 packets is what I am paying at the moment. £1 a pack would seem reasonable to me, I am sure they would sell alot more at that price too.
 

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You know a food is pure trash when a big mac is a healthier option.
 

FuzzyLogic

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Found them in Tesco now for a quid a box.

...bugger.
 

Ezteq

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Bah!! I brought a toaster today and can I find pop tarts??? can I arse!


God Dammit!!!
 

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Bah!! I brought a toaster today and can I find pop tarts??? can I arse!


God Dammit!!!

I found a co-op in blan-vegas yesterday! have you tried there? bet you'll find pop tarts there, just don't get too close(as in, within 100m) to anyone and try not to inhale within the town center and you'll be just fine!(ish) :D
 

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Just discovered the wonder that is Hot Pockets Bolonegse rolls, bloody tasty for a quick snack and only 2.5 mins in the nuker!

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I am sure some of you will bitch about them being junk food but you can all go fuck yourselves right in the ass, these things are perfect computer food! :p Now I just need to track down the other 20+ varieties! :D

have most of em in my local Lidl store :)

there all more or less amazing :D
 

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I found them in my local asda! I went there a couple of weeks ago when i first saw the thread but they didn't have them. Went there today and they had them. Tried a ham & cheese one earlier. Not too bad tbh, great convenience food.
 

Ezteq

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i've given up my search can't find the buggers anywhere...if I stop looking I'll find them though ^^
 

Dudley52

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i've given up my search can't find the buggers anywhere...if I stop looking I'll find them though ^^

Have you tried Asda again ? I think they're only just starting to stock them
 

TdC

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egads you guys! make them yourselves with some nice mince, greens and puff pastry :eek:
 

fettoken

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egads you guys! make them yourselves with some nice mince, greens and puff pastry :eek:

we shall require an how to-explanation which shows frame by frame the steps required to create such a...creation!
 

TdC

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we shall require an how to-explanation which shows frame by frame the steps required to create such a...creation!

I will attempt this some point during the week, promise :)
 

Ezteq

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hay I'm single now dude I am supposed to eat junk food, it's like the law isn't it?
 

fettoken

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I will attempt this some point during the week, promise :)

Can't wait :)

hay I'm single now dude I am supposed to eat junk food, it's like the law isn't it?

That is no reason to eat cr*p and die in your middle age. If not your family, at least Fh peeps would want to see you post here when you hit the age of 75+!
 

Ezteq

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lol Fett, actually I do eat really healthily junk food is a treat though and I enjoy it so will eat some...just not every day, and my idea of junk food is kind of healthy (the burgers in my freezer are ostrich lol).

as for posting when I'm 75, I bet I'll still not have found sodding hot pockets by then!
 

TdC

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ooh I'll try leeedle on the way home tonight!
leeeedle sounds like teeedle btw, and no way am I letting you near my hot pocket ;)
hay I'm single now dude I am supposed to eat junk food, it's like the law isn't it?
if you like, and I will make fun of your love handles. especially if they're bigger than mine ;)
You are telling internet peoples to cook healthy???
yes, I will take them to the light ;)

Can't wait :)

tomorrow. maybe :D
 

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