Question [FOOD] Hot Pockets!

[cHodAX]

Just discovered the wonder that is Hot Pockets Bolonegse rolls, bloody tasty for a quick snack and only 2.5 mins in the nuker!

I am sure some of you will bitch about them being junk food but you can all go fuck yourselves right in the ass, these things are perfect computer food! Now I just need to track down the other 20+ varieties!

 

[Aoami]

looks worse than frozen microwave kebabs

 

[CorNokZ]

Tbh I bet you could make 20 of those on your own for the same price of those two storebought ones.. And I bet they'd be better aswell

But looks like a great little treat(Im also a huge fan of easy-fast-nuked-food )

 

[cHodAX]

looks worse than frozen microwave kebabs

Yet as tasty as a half decent shop kebab!

 

[cHodAX]

Oh btw, got them in my local freezer shop (name escapes me atm) at £1 for 2 boxes which is 4 rolls in total, fucking great value! Going back later in the week to buy 10 boxes for 'stock' purposes

 

[megadave]

ow much do u weigh olol


I've got another "hot pocket" u can nibble on

 

[ECA]

YouTube - Jim Gaffigan- Hot Pockets

 

[hibblet]

they look nice on the packet but after the microwave they look more like dogfood, write up about it looks like every 1 what bought em did`nt buy em after the first try, and some did`nt even bother eating em after taking m out of the micro saying you need to eat the 2 to make it worthwhileand at about 700+ cals for the 2 thats pritty heavy junk for 2 small bits

 

[cHodAX]

ow much do u weigh olol


I've got another "hot pocket" u can nibble on

12st 5lb or so, shifted a ton of weight in the last year so a little indulgence now and then won't hurt.

 

[cHodAX]

Don't slag them off until you try them fellas, they are downright tasty and dirt cheap, fuck the calories and feel the flavour!

 

[Dudley52]

I've heard of them in USA. But never seen them in the UK. Which shop did you buy them from?

 

[Fafnir]

they look nice on the packet but after the microwave they look more like dogfood

But dog food tends to be way higher quality food that our human "tv-dinners"

 

[old.Tohtori]

But dog food tends to be way higher quality food that our human "tv-dinners"

Then again, depends on dog food. Dogs should be given rel food anyway, not some processed crap.

Humans on the other hand can live on processed crap for ages, not to mention i care more about my dogs health then mine. Which handily goes hand in hand since a dog needs long walkies.

Anywya, on hot pockets, bet they are nice snacks. Screw calories etc, if they taste nice, eat them. As long as you remember not to complain about weight and such, you should eat whatever makes your tummy go "yummy!".

 

[cHodAX]

I've heard of them in USA. But never seen them in the UK. Which shop did you buy them from?

Fulton Foods, low end freezer shop really. Been reading though and it seems Asda stock a wider range including the killer cheese & ham, some Tesco also stock them too. Nestle make them under the Maggi brand so they should be widely available, seems they are very popular with students.

Seems Fulton Foods have shops all over the place as well, try google for one in your area.

 

[Ezteq]

Anyone recall the pillsberry ones can't remember what they were called but you put them in the toaster from frozen and omg lush! the ham and cheese was toastgasmic tbh.

Will but some hot pockets when next go shopping Cho and inform you of my opinion ASAP!

 

[Fafnir]

Then again, depends on dog food. Dogs should be given rel food anyway, not some processed crap.

Humans on the other hand can live on processed crap for ages, not to mention i care more about my dogs health then mine. Which handily goes hand in hand since a dog needs long walkies.

Anywya, on hot pockets, bet they are nice snacks. Screw calories etc, if they taste nice, eat them. As long as you remember not to complain about weight and such, you should eat whatever makes your tummy go "yummy!".

I Sweden atleast the pet food is regulated that its in most cases is way better than most human ready foods, way higher meat content, way less E numbers, way less added crap to get more volume.

 

[Killswitch]

Cool! I've always wondered what these were! I'd only ever heard them mentioned in Austin Powers!

They look awful...

 

[old.Tohtori]

I Sweden atleast the pet food is regulated that its in most cases is way better than most human ready foods, way higher meat content, way less E numbers, way less added crap to get more volume.

Yeah, but i prefer to cook my dog the dindin(albeit situation at this point won't allow me to have a dog ), but when i do, i basically cook the dog a dinner as much as i cook myself one.

Hell i put more effort in my dogs dindin then i do in mine

But then again it's fair, cause the dog puts way mroe effort in being your pal then you do. You know it's right

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah, but i prefer to cook my dog the dindin(albeit situation at this point won't allow me to have a dog ), but when i do, i basically cook the dog a dinner as much as i cook myself one.

Hell i put more effort in my dogs dindin then i do in mine

But then again it's fair, cause the dog puts way mroe effort in being your pal then you do. You know it's right

Read that as "I'd prefer to cook my dog"...so this reply was nearly very, very strange

 

[fettoken]

Yeah, but i prefer to cook my dog the dindin(albeit situation at this point won't allow me to have a dog ), but when i do, i basically cook the dog a dinner as much as i cook myself one.

There's a special kind of satisfaction of making food for someone you care for tbh.

 

[cHodAX]

Just went and bought 10 boxes for £5, thats 20 rolls so all my snack needs are taken care of for a few weeks.

 

[Jeros]

Where do you get them?

 

[cHodAX]

Where do you get them?

Got mine at Fultons Foods, alot of Asda/Tesco stock them as well it seems.

 

[Mikah75]

12st 5lb or so, shifted a ton of weight in the last year so a little indulgence now and then won't hurt.

20 boxes of 4 is not little indulgence

they look like fucking pedigree chum in a roll

 

[ECA]

20 boxes of 4 is not little indulgence

they look like fucking pedigree chum in a roll

Pedigree chum in a roll would have higher nutritional content.

 

[cHodAX]

Pedigree chum in a roll would have higher nutritional content.

For fucks sake bud, they are plain tasty and the nutritional content is alot better than they look as well!

 

[Mabs]

that may be true, but they need to work on their box art

 

[Marc]

Cool! I've always wondered what these were! I'd only ever heard them mentioned in Austin Powers!

They look awful...

They taste awful too!!

 

[Ezteq]

I went to asbos I mean ASDA specifically for these on Sunday and could not find any, Cho I am deeply sorry man I tried but I shan't give up!!! I will endeavor to find these pockets of hot and taste them I shall!!!

I have a sodding craving for pop tarts since I moved...since I moved and no longer have a toaster fgs lol damn unreasonable cravings!!

 

[cHodAX]

Where do you live babe? I will try track some down for you using the voodoo magic know as internet searching!