Fonz

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old.tRoG

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*Puts a big black line through the word 'getting'*
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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You'll see what im talking about once he gets here.
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

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HHEee <cough, splutter> yyyyy

/em falls over with massive heart problems and smelling of piss.
 
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old.tRoG

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Lordy, I go away for a weekend and you all end up as biologicaly altered kittens or smelly old men who have plastic bags inserted into their nether-regions to stop them from pissing all over the floor.
 
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Teh Fonz!!1

Guest
I'm not so fucking cool anymore am I you bastard young un's?
 
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old.tRoG

Guest
Take some AndrewZ Livor SaltZ™ - Works wonders.
 
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Jonaldo

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monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey

FUNKY!
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Lets try to have some nice serious conversations from now on, this is turning into dumb spam to quickly.

Descripe one of the best days of your life.
 
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Belsameth

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that actually made me think about my good days a lot :)

I think my best day was Christmass '98, when I got my (now ex) Boyfriend.
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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How do you score at christmas?

Cousin perhaps?

/em clackles
 
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gengi

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MOSTLY ????????

Shudders at what must be a Freudian slip:rolleyes:

Best days are easy Wedding, and being at the births of my two kids :clap: :clap:

Later

Gengee
 
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Belsameth

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could've known that would be misinterpreted. :p

I don't go to family at christmass, or at most in 1st christmass day for a few hours.
that's what I mean....bastid!
 
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old.tRoG

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Three men are at a bar, discussing which is the worst age to be. The first says, "Well, I'm 50, and I think that that's the worst age. All my glands have gone haywire, and it's impossible to pee. I have to stand infront of the toilet for hours before anything comes out."
"Well," says the second, "I'm 60! - And that is definately the worst age! Not only can you not pee, but it takes hours to crap aswell. I need to swallow three packets of constipation tablets before I can squeeze the little buggers out."
"That's nothing," says the third, a 70 year old man.
"Why, what's wrong with you? - Can't pee?" asks the first.
"Oh no! I have a fine piss every morning, bright and early at 7:30AM."
"Can't shite?" asks the second.
"They come out easy. A big jobbie pops right out at 7:30AM each and every morning."
"Well, what's wrong?!" scream the first and second, jealous for this old mans brilliant digestion.
"...I wake up at 8:00AM."

*May not be as the joke was when first printed in TeH NeWZPaPaH
 
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SFXman

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Everyone is changing their avatars or nicks... some are getting their titles changed. Ugh, this is aint the same place it used to be.
 

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