First time in a titty bar

[old.user4556]

i think sex is rather pointless

Additional to Yuck, your hand doesn't count as sex.

 

[tris-]

when you say sex is pointless, do you mean;

lustful sex
procreating sex
one night stand sex
romantic sex

do you mean a specific one, all of them? tbh, sex isnt pointless at all imo. no matter which one of those you chose.

 

[logic7]

you guys need to come Stateside fo ra good titty bar. The bars in Detroit have excellent looking women... Well... not all of the bars, but the bulk of them. There's some pretty shady titty bars around Detroit, the bars with "extra" things going on in dimly lit corners.

The places around Phoenix have a lot of plastic-fantastic barbie doll women. I don't like silicone/saline filled titties. I like 'em natural so I don't go to the bars around here.

You better believe I'll be visiting one on my next trip back to Detroit though...

 

[Louster]

Does anyone else find the word 'titty' really fucking cringeworthy? It makes you sound like you're twelve years old.

 

[Calaen]

when you say sex is pointless, do you mean;

Gay Sex
Raging Homo Love
Double anal with guys

do you mean a specific one, all of them? tbh, sex isnt pointless at all imo. no matter which one of those you chose.

So you into all that shit are you

 

[tris-]

i heard you like getting done in your pink pocket with cucumbers

 

[old.user4556]

Does anyone else find the word 'titty' really fucking cringeworthy? It makes you sound like you're twelve years old.

Louster in (yet another) patronising post shocker!

 

[SilverHood]

I went to one for a mates birthday 2 years ago - in bournemouth, so fucking expensive. We all pooled money together to get him a private dance. He couldn't stop smiling for about 4 hours.

Other than that, it was nothing to write home about. Highlight of the evening was when Matt asked one of the girls "so, what do you do for a living?" at which point they realised we were students, and they promptly left us to finish our overpriced beer, and the bouncers escorted us out.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You pay the entry fee, that's it. Hang out with friends and drink beer with boobies around.

Use it as it's meant, not as THEY want.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

went to a topless bar with my ex an some of his m8s once.
mahussive let down tbh.
some dude raved bout it tho hed never been an we got in an it were shite.
rip off fee on the door.
get in to find they define topless as bikini bras but no shirt (no shirt means they dont got a top on geddit).
girls didnt even have nice boobs an they all had faces on em that were either bored or 'i dont wanna be here' as they made half hearted attempts to bob in time to the music from behind the bar...
drinks were over priced.
stupidly accepted a free shot from one of the lads - was called a flatliner (tequila, tabasco sauce n i forget the other spirit but it was layered so it had a red line across teh middle) fookin burned ur throat as u drank it n made me stomach churn the rest of the evening.
never went again