First time in a titty bar

[Bodhi]

Actually no, if you think about it a titty bar is the LAST place you'd go if you were desperate, cos you can't touch. I think Conchobar is being extremely retarded and confusing them with brothels.

 

[ECA]

Is a titty bar like a chocolate bar?
I'd like mine dark, with lots of cocoa and no nuts.

 

[tris-]

i wouldnt say i was desperate. i was young, just got my student loan payment and felt flush.

 

[old.user4556]

Actually no, if you think about it a titty bar is the LAST place you'd go if you were desperate, cos you can't touch. I think Conchobar is being extremely retarded and confusing them with brothels.

Ah so Conchobar is referring to us?

Conch, I usually never lord about this, but i've been pumping (to date) a hot bird with firm breasts from the day she turned 16. You have no idea what the fuck you are missing. I am the last person on this planet who needs to go to a titty bar, and i'm certainly not desperate.

It cracks me up that you judge this thread to be for "depesrate noobs", considering there are a number that have posted that have a girlfriend/wife.

To reflect Bodhi, if i was desperate for sex i'd either a) shag a fat slut b) shag a prostitute - why would I go for a drink in a titty bar if i was desperate? Infact i'd save myself the money and crack one off to some porn. I will admit, I (like the rest of the male population that have graced god's earth) have shagged a couple of munters out of an urgent need for a shag - so fucking what .

Do you wank? HAH OMG LOLZ1!!one!! DESPERATE n00b QQ - you my friend, are a cock.

*cue lies about Conch's sex life*

 

[tris-]

i wank all the time, its good for the prostate apparently.

im so noob

 

[old.user4556]

Who doesn't wank all the time?

It's normal to wank twice a day ... right ? ... ? - that's what TdC whispered in my ear anyway...

 

[Stimpy]

How much do you get for donating to the sperm bank? I've always hoped one day to make a career out of it then when people ask me what I you do for a living I can tell them I'm a wanker.

 

[Bubble]

I've only been to one, Temptations here in Plymouth. Girls were pretty sub standard. You'd walk in and sit on a comfy seat and a group of girls would come over and attempt to make small talk with you. After a few drinks you're off for a lap dance and the night goes from there.

Was a tenner a dance for 2 minutes, with a lesbian special going for 40 quid where two young naked young ladies would sit in your lap and you can guess the rest. Ideal birthday present .

That was going on 3 years ago, now the club has moved to a bigger venue. Prices have doubled and I've heard the girls have side bets amongst themselves on attempts to make guys cream in their pants :/.

Worth going to a lap dancing club at least once. One of those "things to do" before you die sort of thing .

I've been there too for a mates birthday The lesbian special is pretty funky

Also went to another one in plymouth for a mates stag do, teasers.

 

[ECA]

How much do you get for donating to the sperm bank? I've always hoped one day to make a career out of it then when people ask me what I you do for a living I can tell them I'm a wanker.

Do you like sex and travel?

Good, fuck off.

 

[old.user4556]

Did you write that one yourself ECA?

 

[Stimpy]

Do you like sex and travel?

Sex is ok, I'm not to big on travelling though, I get a little motion sickness, I do have some tablets that I take which normally help though so it's not to bad.

 

[Frizz]

I feel like a Cleveland Steamer tbh. In a titty bar. With nuts.

 

[old.user4556]

Giving or receiving, Frizz?

 

[Frizz]

Giving.


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And then receiving. I like it when its near my face aswell.


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[Wij]

I think its a male bonding thing, a lot of the times I've been its been either a big gang of lads at the end of a working day (so not really dressed for clubbing), or a stag night. I've also been known to use lapdancing clubs for staff morale purposes (as some of the ex-GAME lads will attest ); its expensive, but cheaper than a pay rise

What did Kate say ?

 

[Conchabar]

Ah so Conchobar is referring to us?

Conch, I usually never lord about this, but i've been pumping (to date) a hot bird with firm breasts from the day she turned 16. You have no idea what the fuck you are missing. I am the last person on this planet who needs to go to a titty bar, and i'm certainly not desperate.

It cracks me up that you judge this thread to be for "depesrate noobs", considering there are a number that have posted that have a girlfriend/wife.

To reflect Bodhi, if i was desperate for sex i'd either a) shag a fat slut b) shag a prostitute - why would I go for a drink in a titty bar if i was desperate? Infact i'd save myself the money and crack one off to some porn. I will admit, I (like the rest of the male population that have graced god's earth) have shagged a couple of munters out of an urgent need for a shag - so fucking what .

Do you wank? HAH OMG LOLZ1!!one!! DESPERATE n00b QQ - you my friend, are a cock.

*cue lies about Conch's sex life*

lol, dont stress me i start a jahad

nah i think sex is rather pointless, and a couple of my friends joke about me being jc others about me being a saint ^^

 

[DaGaffer]

What did Kate say ?

He's far too clean cut for that kind of thing

 

[old.user4556]

nah i think sex is rather pointless

eh?

 

[Jupitus]

*Conchabar makes a dramatically shit debut moving from DAOC forums to general.*

Pld Conch!

 

[Louster]

It's not exactly a debut, though. He's been here (and been similarly shit) a fair few times before.

 

[Ormorof]

How much do you get for donating to the sperm bank? I've always hoped one day to make a career out of it then when people ask me what I you do for a living I can tell them I'm a wanker.

not anymore, unless you dont mind some random kids turning up at your door 18 years down the line when they are allowed to be told who their actual parents are

(if you are still interested i hear the main demand is for tall, blonde, well built guys though! apparently they are importing sperm from denmark (because they are willing to sell, and the UK is running out of spunk ) which is kinda mad )

 

[Dommers]

brackets inside brackets.

 

[nath]

He closed all of his parentheses correctly, so what's the problem?

 

[old.user4556]

*scratches head*

 

[nath]

Honestly, try to keep up.

 

[old.user4556]

*narrows eyes* *scratches head*

bed i think

 

[Dommers]

Brackets Inside Brackets?!?! Understand The Implications?

 

[tris-]

(if you are still interested i hear the main demand is for tall, blonde, well built guys though! apparently they are importing sperm from denmark (because they are willing to sell, and the UK is running out of spunk ) which is kinda mad )

tbh, plenty of spunk here. someone on daoc forum worked out i did 12 little garden buckets worth in the last 3 years. btw, pld on the brackets.

 

[Gef]

I went to a strip club in Wolverhampton years ago, was ropey as hell but my housemate got talking to one of the strippers (as you do when they come over and try to get money out of you). He ended up getting her phone number and going on to have a 2 year odd relationship with her.

I have been to one in Prague too on a stag weekend, they know the score over there, it was as Alton Towers compared to a pikey fairground on a roundabout.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

i think sex is rather pointless

It's supposed to take more than two strokes.