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Sockstuff said:
Oh and i know your sister....:sex:

He said she was nearly blinded, not actually ... :p
 

Doomy

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People who dont like cats = Hate cats

People who do like cats = Like cats a lot

Forum which consist of 75% (probably higher :p )twats = OTT cat arguments.

Cat haters are windup merchants, stop reacting to their waffle. I love cats but the turds smack talking cats, just ignore em. No need to over react to their funny little ways.

Go near mine and ill remove your limbs with a steak knife tho.

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Thats if she doesnt jump out and gnaw on your eyeballs first.:rolleyes:
 

Chilly

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hehe, well I have wet the bed (when I was much smaller), fire is fucking fantastic, and sure I don't mind running over the odd squirrel.

Would I kill you all? No, I'd probably save a couple of you for prolonged torture tbh.
 

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hmm imo your sis was just unlucky Bods. I've been exposed to lots of cats, all day every day up to about my 25th. been all over them and they've been all over me in a manner of speaking. I've been (severely) scratched, wee'd on, puked on, bitten, shat on, you name it. I'd think the aparent odds you've quoted of 750:60000000 must have applied to me at some point, possibly enhanced by the fact that I was a dirty bugger as a kid. in fact, I've a pic of my da rinsing me off with the garden hose when he claimed I was too dirty to let in the house. and he was right :)
 

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Doomy said:
People who dont like cats = Hate cats

People who do like cats = Like cats a lot

Forum which consist of 75% (probably higher :p )twats = OTT cat arguments.

Cat haters are windup merchants, stop reacting to their waffle. I love cats but the turds smack talking cats, just ignore em. No need to over react to their funny little ways.

Go near mine and ill remove your limbs with a steak knife tho.

<giant cat pic>

Thats if she doesnt jump out and gnaw on your eyeballs first.:rolleyes:

thanks Doomy, I needed that :)
 

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Chilly said:
hehe, well I have wet the bed (when I was much smaller)


= I still wet the bed but am ashamed to admit it tbh
 

Bodhi

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Doomy said:
People who dont like cats = Hate cats

People who do like cats = Like cats a lot

Forum which consist of 75% (probably higher :p )twats = OTT cat arguments.

Cat haters are windup merchants, stop reacting to their waffle. I love cats but the turds smack talking cats, just ignore em. No need to over react to their funny little ways.

Go near mine and ill remove your limbs with a steak knife tho.

Image031.jpg


Thats if she doesnt jump out and gnaw on your eyeballs first.:rolleyes:
You see to me that is a Sweet and Sour Pork (Hong Kong Stlyeé) waiting to happen.
 

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Bodhi said:
You see to me that is a Sweet and Sour Pork (Hong Kong Stlyeé) waiting to happen.


That is just so wrong.

There's no way that you'd get enough meat off a siamese for a decent sweet and sour.

RB
 

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Big G said:
I love cats, they're ickle furry bodies and the cute noises they sprout.

However, the neighbours cat shitting in my garden is fucking frustrating and I understand Bodhi's frustration with them. I'll gladly throw stones in their general direction, but never directly at them; usually the big fence behind them to scare them away because I don't appreciate having plants/earth or whatever stinking of shit.

Cat repellant smells even worse, sort of a paradox almost.

Lemons.

Apparently Cat's don't like the smell of lemons or any citrus fruit - so stick some lemon halves down around your boundaries and cat's shouldn't go anywhere near them.

This might be an old wives tail tho - I remember reading that if you don't want cat's to p somewhere - put foil down cos they don't like the sound it makes and our cat used to just love peeing on it and stopped when we took it out :s (maybe that was the trick? I dunno)

M
 

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The only thing that stops cats using your garden is hosepipe/sprinkler water, cats + water = warp speed.

Or a thin green net, suspended above the area so they can't walk on it.
 

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Rubber Bullets said:
That is just so wrong.

There's no way that you'd get enough meat off a siamese for a decent sweet and sour.

RB

It should also be Cantonese stylee, not bloody Hong Kong, bah, peasants ;)
 

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Tom said:
The only thing that stops cats using your garden is hosepipe/sprinkler water, cats + water = warp speed.

Or a thin green net, suspended above the area so they can't walk on it.
I must point out that my methods do actually work, although it does take a few days of continual brutality for them to get the picture.
 

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Tom said:
The only thing that stops cats using your garden is hosepipe/sprinkler water, cats + water = warp speed.

Unless you're neighbor happens to have a Turkish Van which loves swimming.
 

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It's amazing that a thread about fireworks managed to degenerate into a cat fight ;)
 

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I see this place is exactly the same as usual :)

I like fireworks.

I like cats.

I like pie.
 

Trebz

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Not too bad mate, big ass project i've been working on has just gone live, so works good. Aside from that, completely addicted to warcraft, I am it's bitch.
 

Doomy

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Bodhi said:
You see to me that is a Sweet and Sour Pork (Hong Kong Stlyeé) waiting to happen.

So if your sister is ready to stick her finger in poo and smear it all over her face for toxoplasmosis does that mean youd eat Sweet & Sour Luchu and be ready for the inevitable consequences of catching aids?
 

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