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[Penguin]

I fucking hate cats. They come into my garden and shit all over the lawns, I regularly shoot them with my BB gun and throw stones at them to keep the fuckers out.
I think you're right gaffer, I just hate cats.

That is fucking discusting.

 

[Bodhi]

*sigh*





Cats shitting in the garden ain't nice, but its what they do, and its easy to take preventative measures. Of course, feline genocide seems to be your preferred route, but that's because you're a cock.

And I've already told you me sis was wearing gloves cos she's a girl and wouldn't want to break a nail or anything would she, so I still fail to see your point. Plus she doesn;t actually have cats herself, so cat poo in her garden probably wasn;t the first thing she was looking for. Oh sorry apart from you calling me a cock, but I come to expect that from you. I mean you clearly like to think you're part of the cognoscenti in here, but it doesn't let you getting in the way of throwing around a personal insult or two. Man, I wish I was like you.

 

[DaGaffer]

. Man, I wish I was like you.

Wish granted.

 

[Penguin]

Do either of you seriously think that cats know wheres a "hygenic" spot to shit or not? Cats live in this world too and we have to live with it. You can't just wipe out a species because you're afraid of the extreamly rare chance that one may attack you or infect you with a nasty disease.

 

[Bodhi]

Wish granted.

Nah not really. You appear to still be breathing.

 

[Bodhi]

Do either of you seriously think that cats know wheres a "hygenic" spot to shit or not? Cats live in this world too and we have to live with it. You can't just wipe out a species because you're afraid of the extreamly rare chance that one may attack you or infect you with a nasty disease.

You kinda lose your point when the cat gets domesticated, I could agree with you if they were wild, but not pets. Most dog owners seem to be able to train their pets on where to have a shit (i.e not someone else's garden), but cat owners clearly don't give a fuck, irresponsible jackasses that they are.

 

[Turamber]

So McBodhi's sister was nearly fucking blind, sadly he's still fucking stupid.

Getting angry at cats and wanting to kill them all because they may "attack you in an alley" (how scary!) or because somebody is stupid enough to do their gardening and not wash properly is pretty stupid even by the McBodhi (& clan) standard.

 

[Lazarus]

but cat owners clearly don't give a fuck, irresponsible jackasses that they are.

lol bods.

"has visions of training cat where to have a shit!"

 

[Hansmoleman]

Cats all alright apart from when they dive across a road late at night when your doing about 50mph. Needless to say i wasn't about to threaten my own life by taking evasive action... bugger cost me 300 quids worth of bumper damage though...

Same for Phesants although then i was doing around 70mph and all i heard was a *FUMPH* and alot of feather that time no damage to the car as it hit a metal bit.

//edit, No I didn't stop to see how the cat was, I wasn't going to go knocking on doors to find out whose it was and im pretty sure it died... regretable but i was late for getting ready to go out clubing

so instead of stopping to see how badly (if at all) youve injured either some small childs pet, elderly persons companion or just some loved pet, you'd rather make sure you go clubbing on time? nice...

 

[DaGaffer]

Nah not really. You appear to still be breathing.

Burns you up doesn't it? Maybe you should put me on the "irrational genocide list" as well.

Things Bodhi Doesn't Like:
1. Cats
2. People who have an opinion that isn't his
3. Everything else.

 

[Bodhi]

So McBodhi's sister was nearly fucking blind, sadly he's still fucking stupid.

Getting angry at cats and wanting to kill them all because they may "attack you in an alley" (how scary!) or because somebody is stupid enough to do their gardening and not wash properly is pretty stupid even by the McBodhi (& clan) standard.

Oh look they're all coming out the woodwork now!

The main difference here seems to be I know my sister, you don't. She's one of the most generally anal people I know, so she'll have washed her hands properly I have no doubt of that. So this isn't really the argument for you to stick yam oar in now is it?

Oh and Hansmoleman that seems fair enough. Clubbing is way more important than cats.

 

[Lazarus]

so instead of stopping to see how badly (if at all) youve injured either some small childs pet, elderly persons companion or just some loved pet, you'd rather make sure you go clubbing on time? nice...

well, tbh, by law you dont need to do anything if you do hit a cat. Hitting a dog is another story

 

[Bodhi]

Burns you up doesn't it? Maybe you should put me on the "irrational genocide list" as well.

Things Bodhi Doesn't Like:
1. Cats
2. Welsh People
3. seafood.

If you were on the list there would be nothing irrational about it......


I also updated the list so it was a bit more accurate.

 

[Furr]

so instead of stopping to see how badly (if at all) youve injured either some small childs pet, elderly persons companion or just some loved pet, you'd rather make sure you go clubbing on time? nice...

To put it simply

Yup

night of knocking doors in the cold and dark saying "i just killed a cat, is it yours?"

or a night out getting student merry with my friends follwed by sex with the girl I was having a fling with at the time, hmmmmmm such a difficult one...

/edit a dog i would have stopped because ITS THE LAW PEOPLE

 

[DaGaffer]

Oh look they're all coming out the woodwork now!

The main difference here seems to be I know my sister, you don't. She's one of the most generally anal people I know, so she'll have washed her hands properly I have no doubt of that. So this isn't really the argument for you to stick yam oar in now is it?

She got unlucky, taking out on the cat population is still bogus and the pronouncements of the mighty Bodhi don't alter that. You know what they say, shit happens.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

A colleague at work ran over a cat on the way to work one day, just up the hill from his house. He felt pretty bad and did try to see if he could find the owner. Luckily a neighbour had seen the accident, the cats fault not my mates, and offered to find the owner and tell her.

By the time my friend got home from work that evening there was a bunch of flowers and a photo of the cat attached to a nearby lamp post! At first it made him feel bad, but when it was still there a couple of months later, with fresh flowers when required, it just pissed him off.

RB

 

[Tom]

Cats > Freddyhouse

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I got the shits from eating a curry!
Kill all the Indians!

 

[Bodhi]

A colleague at work ran over a cat on the way to work one day, just up the hill from his house. He felt pretty bad and did try to see if he could find the owner. Luckily a neighbour had seen the accident, the cats fault not my mates, and offered to find the owner and tell her.

By the time my friend got home from work that evening there was a bunch of flowers and a photo of the cat attached to a nearby lamp post! At first it made him feel bad, but when it was still there a couple of months later, with fresh flowers when required, it just pissed him off.

RB

He missed a trick there. He should have nailed the dead cat to the lamppost underneath the missing sign.

 

[Rubber Bullets]

It wasn't a missing sign though, it was a floral tribute to the dead cat

RB

 

[Penguin]

You kinda lose your point when the cat gets domesticated, I could agree with you if they were wild, but not pets. Most dog owners seem to be able to train their pets on where to have a shit (i.e not someone else's garden), but cat owners clearly don't give a fuck, irresponsible jackasses that they are.

Well i can see your point, but that is no reason to punish the cat by shooting it with a BB gun or throwing stones at it! Go around and talk to the neighbour if need be.

 

[Chilly]

Well i can see your point, but that is no reason to punish the cat by shooting it with a BB gun or throwing stones at it! Go around and talk to the neighbour if need be.

Sorry, that was me that shoots and throws stuff at cats, and I rather enjoy it.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Sorry, that was me that shoots and throws stuff at cats, and I rather enjoy it.

A link for you to bookmark, you'll need it sooner or later, clicky .

 

[Penguin]

Sorry, that was me that shoots and throws stuff at cats, and I rather enjoy it.

You enjoy hurting animals?

 

[Chilly]

only cats, and never to destruction.

 

[old.user4556]

I love cats, they're ickle furry bodies and the cute noises they sprout.

However, the neighbours cat shitting in my garden is fucking frustrating and I understand Bodhi's frustration with them. I'll gladly throw stones in their general direction, but never directly at them; usually the big fence behind them to scare them away because I don't appreciate having plants/earth or whatever stinking of shit.

Cat repellant smells even worse, sort of a paradox almost.

 

[rynnor]

not all cats are well natured, just the same way not all humans are.

Yep,I once stayed at a boarding house with a humungous cat - initially it seemed a friendly mog then one day I stroked it and in a flash it was biting the hell out of my arm. I gave it a quick smack on the nose and it thought better of the idea - as a cat owner it had shown absolutely no warning signs - it was just psycho.

I spoke to the landlady about it and she said 'Oh yeah - he does that sometimes...' She then told me how she'd had 3 blokes lodging there who were terrorised for the duration of their stay.

The cat and me had an understanding after that - I didnt stroke him and he didnt bite ;P

So anyway - while the great majority of mogs will not attack without provocation some will...

 

[rynnor]

only cats, and never to destruction.

And I quote 'http://members.tripod.com/~Femmefreud/ -

* The serial killer triad- three childhood behaviors that could demonstrate possible serial killer behavior in adulthood. These include Enuresis(bed-wetting), pyromania, and animal torture or murder. One or all of these behaviors can be found in the background of most serial killers.

People who torture animals can move onto worse things - so were you (or are you still) a bedwetter?

 

[Dommers]

So you are assuming he is a serial killer?

 

[Sockstuff]

The main difference here seems to be I know my sister, you don't. She's one of the most generally anal people I know, so she'll have washed her hands properly I have no doubt of that.

Did she rub the gloves in her eyes?

Oh and i know your sister....