Finally my dream product has been invented!

[inactionman]

Breast implants with an Mp3 player, lol!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10/13/mp3_breast_implant/

 

[Dommers]

Finally, a good excuse for touching womens breasts!

 

[RandomBastard]

Who needs an excuse?

 

[TdC]

I need really good ones or my gf beats me up

 

[kanonfodda]

Excuse? My gf gets upset if I don't!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I always tell my gf, if i get lip from touching her boobzors, that i just like the way she makes them look

Or that i wouldn't mind if she touched my manly bits downstairs, she shouldn't mind either ;p

 

[Addlcove]

gurlseels have boobzors?

wauv.

 

[JingleBells]

I thought you would be on about this (NSFW)