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[Ezteq]

anyone seen narnia yet? is it good? it looks good tbh.

can't have a thread about just that really now can we, umm ah well seeing as its "that time" (and if anyone says chico-time i'll 'av em) again what really good christmassy or just plain good old *squidge up on the sofa under a duvet* type films can you recommend?

i haven't rented many tapes lately but did see "bad santa" the other week and quite liked that. and one that i have to recommend is muppet christmas carol cos i love it,


there my bits done,

inform meeee!!

 

[Lamp]

Personally, I hate Christmas TV and prefer to be with my friends instead. I can't think of anything worse than sharing a cinema theatre at Christmas time full of screaming brats.

I love "The Snowman". Beautiful.

 

[old.Tohtori]

"Waaaaaalking in the aaaai*BANG BANG!!*

Shut the f*ck up!

Can't stand that sentimental "cartoon" shit.

Any kid who sees santa claus, thinks he's superman and dances with snowmen is:

A: Fucked in the head or bummy by his parents.
B: Fucked up by drugs.
C: Both.

There are no good christmas movies/shows...it's time to meet youtr family you arn't arsed to see the rest of the year, eat, be merry and just generally catch up on the year.

If you got up yer arse and visited them any other time of the year, you could watch TV with a good consience.

 

[Krait]

To me,A Wonderful Life is the best christmas film of all time.

Nothing else comes close,although The Snowman was okay.

 

[ZiggY]

To me,A Wonderful Life is the best christmas film of all time.

Nothing else comes close,although The Snowman was okay.

http://www.angryalien.com/1204/wonderful_lifebuns.asp


Going to see narnia sunday

 

[Adoctor]

Rent out "Rise to power"...lovely xmas movie.

 

[Haggus]

Is it Chico-Time? Oo


P.S Bad santa <3 "F*ck me Santa, F*ck me !"

The Last Samurai is a good film to snuggle up and watch, I liked that alot...

Troy, Constantine are also a few of my favs. Good films.

 

[Kami]

You liked Troy?

Wow didnt think anyone managed to stay awake to the end.

 

[Calaen]

Bad Santa great for laughs not for kids though.

Serenity though you would have to rush to get a copy from the states in time for christmas.

Breakfast club for the good old 80's teen movies

 

[Hansmoleman]

There are no good christmas movies/shows...it's time to meet youtr family you arn't arsed to see the rest of the year, eat, be merry and just generally catch up on the year.

If you got up yer arse and visited them any other time of the year, you could watch TV with a good consience.

Perhaps they don't see them at other times of the year because its not possible, or they don't get along. Not every family has wonderful a wonderfully happy family get-to-gether christmas.

 

[Lamp]

Kalifornia

Thought Kalifornia was better than Troy. Although not sure David Duchovny was perfectly cast for the role. Would be funny with a paranoid Michael Douglas in the role, or Bruce Willis...

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Hostile Hostages ( Denis Leary) , it's set around crimbo time and it always makes me laugh =).


Ummm

Ice Age ( cuz of the snow) . again very very funneh.

seeing as some peeps been mentioning 80's movies , why not have a retro night ..


Krull
Men at Work
Adventuers in babysitting
Weird Science
the list goes on and on and on and on ( much like the hair and shouldpads from that time).

Well that's about me done ..

Back to work

 

[Staffzor]

I like christmas films as well, no matter how bad they are :/.

Watched Elf last xmas which was acctualy pretty funny .

 

[old.Tohtori]

I can't believe noone said the best ever ever ever ever x-mas movie!!

Die Hard I & II - They count as one 'cause they are so good.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I can't believe noone said the best ever ever ever ever x-mas movie!!

Die Hard I & II - They count as one 'cause they are so good.

Sorry but II was pants , didn't like it at all , sure had lots of action , and the might bruce getting battered 6 wasy from sunday ... but it just didn't do anything for me

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well neither was all LotR 2 but...can't win them all

 

[cHodAX]

Much prefer to watch 'The Cronicles of Neenaw : The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe'

 

[Ormorof]

Die Hard I & II rocked, and yes, i do watch them every opportunity i get

and theres nothing wrong with LotR 2!

 

[Fana]

and theres nothing wrong with LotR 2!

Except that it butchers Tolkiens work Elfs in helms deep... shieldsurfing skater legolas... Faramir a totally different character... the Ents first deciding not to help etc etc

 

[Ormorof]

Except that it butchers Tolkiens work Elfs in helms deep... shieldsurfing skater legolas... Faramir a totally different character... the Ents first deciding not to help etc etc

i know... but it was still an enjoyable movie

btw anyone else think david cameron looks like Haldir (the elf in charge of the ones that help out at helms deep)???

 

[Jai13]

btw anyone else think david cameron looks like Haldir (the elf in charge of the ones that help out at helms deep)???

No! and continuing the LotR 2 discussion should of done 7 films imo. split the 3 LotR films in half got more detail then done the hobbit first. Would of made shed loads more money and be better.

 

[Saveus]

I've gone through the series of books(narnia)and it was nice, movies usually are never really " up to par" compared with the book. But ill be going to see the movie soon enough

 

[DocWolfe]

No! and continuing the LotR 2 discussion should of done 7 films imo. split the 3 LotR films in half got more detail then done the hobbit first. Would of made shed loads more money and be better.

I dont think hollywood has ever done a sexriligy before

 

[old.Tohtori]

I dont think hollywood has ever done a sexriligy before

Except with the bloody Hairy Fucker movies...and it seems their pulling one off.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

Except with the bloody Hairy Fucker movies...and it seems their pulling one off.

there is nothing worng with harrry ... that a good strong STD wouldn't solve.

 

[Ezteq]

I dont think hollywood has ever done a sexriligy before

hu huh hu huh dude , you said sex, hu huh hu

 

[Cirandi]

Why has noone mentioned "The nightmare before Christmas" yet?

Best x-mas movie imho. Good music too.

 

[Ezteq]

aww love that movie, looking foward to seeing the new one too "corpse bride", just watched die hard to get in to the christmas spirit... ahh feel all warm and fluffy now

yippeeee kai ay mudda fukka!

 

[old.Tohtori]

yippeeee kai ay mudda fukka!

Ey...forgot the ey...between ay and mudda...yippe kai-yai-yei motherfucker.

But reps(not points) on the movie choice.