FHOT Real Life Rulebook.

[old.Tohtori]

Let's have a lil fun here.

Everyone write down rules to live by, "moral" codes etc that we all could follow. Kind of a "family book of things to do". Just for fun and to remember in a bar "Yeah, i live by fhot"

Maybe we could get a mod to gather them in the first post, if not, well, one of us can gather it.

I'll start with;

Not supposed to most the time doesn't mean you shouldn't.

 

[BloodOmen]

Buy bloodomen greggs entire stock of cornish pasties.

 

[Ch3tan]

I won't pay for sex or sexual services.

I won't shag someone who has a significant other.

I won't smoke, snort, swallow or otherwise partake of any illegal drugs.

That should make for pleasant nights out for the lot of you

 

[swords]

No fat chicks? :england:

 

[BloodOmen]

No fat chicks? :england:

Or hairy chicks.

 

[megadave]

this sucks already

 

[- English -]

no masturbating....ye right ;p

 

[fettoken]

Rule nr x: Screw the rules!

 

[Olgaline]

well,
In my world "when out on the town" would be...
First rule of FH OT, you dont ever! talk about FH OT....

If you do, you really are a sad, pathetic, and on a one way ticket to sexual self reliance...

 

[fettoken]

well,
In my world "when out on the town" would be...
First rule of FH OT, you dont ever! talk about FH OT....

If you do, you really are a sad, pathetic, and on a one way ticket to sexual self reliance...

Even better, don't talk about the internetz at all! Especially not some funny youtube clips you watched. And don't compare your internet connection as it were penises.

 

[Olgaline]

aye that was the general point.....

And dont ever! and I mean Ever!!! actually say LoL out loud!
I know it sits right in your head, but you sound an utter!! well you get the genral idea

 

[pikeh]

aye that was the general point.....

And dont ever! and I mean Ever!!! actually say LoL out loud!
I know it sits right in your head, but you sound an utter!! well you get the genral idea

I've failed :<

I even said Rofl once as well. By accident. I blame you lot.

 

[Lamp]

Thou shalt not get a girlfriend bragging about being King of Thidranki

 

[fettoken]

Thou shalt not get a girlfriend bragging about being King of Thidranki

Well that's bullsh*t. It actually takes some skill, compared to some other activities! And skill should be acknowledged.

 

[Sparx]

I won't pay for sex or sexual services.

I won't shag someone who has a significant other.

I won't smoke, snort, swallow or otherwise partake of any illegal drugs.

That should make for pleasant nights out for the lot of you

May aswell stay at home

 

[Dukat]

- Enjoy it while it lasts.

- If you quit while you're ahead, make sure everyone believes that's where you intended to stop all along!

- Always call thier bluff.

- Mix a little of the truth in when telling lies, if people see smoke they'll believe there's fire.

- Never admit anything, never confess.

- Break any rule when necessary, but be ready to face the consequences!

 

[Lamp]

Break any rule when necessary, but be ready to face the consequences!

What kind of cowardly revolutionary bollocks is that?! LOL

 

[Billargh]

Thou shalt not get a girlfriend bragging about being King of Thidranki

I heard some Sotl guys from Prydwen pulled by bragging about having RR10 chars once.

 

[Dukat]

What kind of cowardly revolutionary bollocks is that?! LOL

???

 

[Lamp]

List of things women find most attractive about men:

1. Being King of Thidranki
2. Having loads of RR10 chars in DAOC
3. err.....
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42. Good looking
43. Nice personality
44. Loaded
45. Big cock
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[Ezteq]

some rules i go by in my life:

don't put things off, do them as efficiently as you can...then you have plenty of time to be lazy

keep everything in its place...then you can find stuff and save precious lazy time

when i feel sick...stop eating

don't discuss religion of politics with people irl (forums are ok because they cant actually hit you lol)

always pick up and destroy those plastic things they use to keep cans together, they kill animals.

don't litter

if its not comfy, take it off.

there you go, life according to ez.

 

[Jeros]

One in the bum no harm done, on the fanny your mothers a granny

 

[Overdriven]

I'll do some ACTUAL things..

DON'T look down at the floor when walking around at night, shows lack of confidence. Ergo.. STABBY STABBY.

Keep eyes to self.

Always try something once.

Don't be afraid to tell the truth (Harder than it seems)

 

[russell]

some rules i go by in my life:

don't put things off, do them as efficiently as you can...then you have plenty of time to be lazy

keep everything in its place...then you can find stuff and save precious lazy time

when i feel sick...stop eating

don't discuss religion of politics with people irl (forums are ok because they cant actually hit you lol)

always pick up and destroy those plastic things they use to keep cans together, they kill animals.

don't litter

if its not comfy, take it off.

there you go, life according to ez.

also...
Be glad for what you have.

Look for the beauty in stuff (yuck -I know -im such a girl)

Have a laugh at every concievable opportunity.

If you are going to do something, do it properly.

Love your friends

Learn how to spot the truth, as people lie

Try everything once, unless it could kill you

Dont be a sheep

Make yourself heard

...and appreciate your boobies

 

[Overdriven]

...and appreciate your boobies

Pics or it never happened! (Had to be done )

 

[Huntingtons]

my one and only rule: i live and i breathe this:

Dont eat the yellow snow.